You will be the happiest man in the world
but
everyone else on earth dies
I will not


Nasho5 years ago
For the people that think that being the only person would make them happy, take a time to realize that everything made by the human will stop being produced and you'll will die in some days/weeks

Tronikk6 years ago
Anyone who pressed this is a horrible person who takes their own happiness above the lives of billions of people.

Martin König12 years ago
Shouldn't it be "because" instead of "but" ? :D

TheRealSatan3 years ago
Bro what the fuck is wrong with you
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Pomegranate7 years ago
No. I like being a woman, and being happy with everyone dead would make me a phycopath. But for all you dudes, just send everyone into space and back again :D

Trailman057 years ago
You like periods then, ok...

MdoubleM9 years ago
I don't want happinnes if I have to be alone forever. It's not worth it.

jessicatmeow9 years ago
I think youre pretty muchalone, there xD

MDarkKing16547 years ago
I mean sure I don't like lots of people but I need them to servive

mein-fuhrer7 years ago
that would make me s-mad

3ogdy8 years ago
Thank God. Allahu Akhbar,you infidels.

Sans_the_skeleton07218 years ago
If everyone dies then mankind will go extinct and your family dies too so thats a nope for me its not worth it

Friendly-Neighbourhood-Anarchist8 years ago
What is wrong with 30% of people?

jkmc12058 years ago
I'm worried about the people who pressed this button.

djcoletheboss8 years ago
How are you happy when everyone dies? No more food and water, friends, amd family

Rorynator8 years ago
Nobody said you were happy, you were just the happiest.

Caillin Barker12 years ago
these questions are a bit one gender oriented... because I'd like to be the happiest women in the world.. being a man AND having everyone else die is not worth it

GucciPooch4 years ago
o my gosh stop being petty
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Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
You will be the happiest man in the world YOU ARE the only man on earth

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
because*

Victoria vdm9 years ago
WAIT IT SAYS EVERYONE... SOOOOO I can be the King of everyTHING like animals or idk :D Yeah...

Scott Tinker12 years ago
You would be the happiest man in the world because you are the only man in the world

Nasho5 years ago
and you'll die in a week :D
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Taylor Thomas12 years ago
Wait it says happiest man on earth? Do i have to become a dude then?

blueeyedninja8 years ago
Yes

Grace Fower12 years ago
I just didn't want to be a man tbh fuck the world

Italo Munares Mendez12 years ago
people who have pressed the button just want to watch the world burn.

Destiny129 years ago
Yes, yes we do.

Maharidlast year
Earth without humanity will be better so i'll press it an enjoy my last few years as the last human (i will rely on canned food).

Scruffy9 years ago
I won't be happy if I can't rub it in the face of my enemies

AlphieaTheWolf7 years ago
Just me and Earth-Chan (I don't have Reddit and yes I'm trash)

kaycee247811 years ago
Then I wouldn't be able to share my happiness with anyone!!

Bananu9 years ago
Yay I can finaly do genocide!

Crazy_poptart8 years ago
Your icon fits so well lmao

Doukanna8 years ago
So I am Joker

Travis Jay Prosser12 years ago
If everyone else died, I would be happiest as the result of a technicality, even if I was completely miserable.

Specter9 years ago
Well there is the people still in space..

DidYouPressIt5 years ago
If they all die then I'm already technically the happiest anyway

mimigy29 years ago
if you missed clicked, you can change it on the url! also i will be sad if im the only guy.

butterknight9 years ago
i dont want every 1 to die! :P

AnimeBoiz7 years ago
What if I iz a woman? Hmmmmmm? R u saying women can’t be happy? :c

b0bsburg3ers10 years ago
People make me happy... that defeats my purpose

Daryldixon898 years ago
Why would you want everyone else to die?

laoyin4514last month
人是群居动物

Gamething9 years ago
Hello is anyone out their

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Bigfat3 years ago
So basically normal life but you"re extremely happy

ULTRAMCMELLON 9 years ago
That means no food no water no VIDEO GAMES NNNNNOOOOOO

will_you20068 years ago
You"re the happiest man even if you"re depressed about everyones death because you"re the only person

Molly Rogers12 years ago
lol, under these circumstances you could be horribly miserable and still be the happiest

Clover_86606 years ago
I'm not a man

DEIMI_KK10 years ago
it's easy to be happiest when there there is nobody

DarriDJ8 years ago
Whoever presses this is a cold heated monster

Rorynator8 years ago
how am i heated if im cold

Steviechew9 years ago
Why is all of this directed at men I don't understand

smrtcookie10 years ago
Of course you're the happiest person in the world... EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD!

Be-a-dinosaur-because-they-are-dead8 years ago
Everybody dying already makes you the happiest person in the world

jshaw719 years ago
No thanks

LkreDalgaard7 years ago
Well i guess i'll be a sad and alone woman if i press the button, cuz it apparently only counts for men

Lostfeather2378 years ago
But I'm a female
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