Will You Press The Button?

saltnburn10 years ago

Me and my large-breasted cellmate will take over the world, as soon as I hack our way out of prison.

Sændugan8 years ago

Yes!

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None-Is-None8 years ago

Well with my teleportation powers (from the last button) i'll just teleport out.

SparkleyFace1017 years ago

That was frickin lucky man

DestroyerOfWorlds10 years ago

How does the best hacker in the world get caught?

Robettaja8 years ago

Good point

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WBGrock8 years ago

so i successfully hacked my way into the women"s prison?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

Yes, because being a white-hat hacker is totally illegal.

Jordan Barish12 years ago

Jails these days have electronic doors. If I'm the worlds greatest hacker, I'll just hack my self out.

adamdepas3 years ago

you couldn't hack it cause you not gonna have a pc or a phone

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Tacocat1017 years ago

CIA, FBI, Homeland Security. So many job choices. Why hack them and get caught and lose all your stolen money when you can work FOR them and make a crapton of money legally?

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

Hack the FBI and make them target the wrong person.

coolstorybro8 years ago

fool I dont hack the CIA I hack for the CIA

xLOSTxDARKLORD710 years ago

I don't hack.....pretty obvious what my choice is. Lol

SawyerHays8 years ago

The NSA will hire me in a heartbeat

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Im only a white hat hacker so I"d be helping the government.

EliteGeneral10 years ago

I pressed it....and the favorable loopholes and counter-explanations are explained by other people. And almost literally I can do anything I want that the electronic/digital world can do and reach.

Toy__Chica__fnaf_210 years ago

Don't use it

nanajosh10 years ago

Ok so, just because their well indoubed doesn't mean anything other than that. I'll just ask if he wants an early release date while I'm hacking myself out.

Iron Gamer10 years ago

sorry but if you were the worlds best hacker you basicly have free raien you littrly control the world also if you don't do anything ileagle than no one can throw you in prioson you would be out in no time

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Well he didn't call himself Iron Grammar for a reason obviously

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Mirabelle Mew12 years ago

This could work in my favor >u>

Evan Fair12 years ago

i leik dix

Dhebenwwospsodmd8 years ago

Same

Sophia Contreras12 years ago

I WILL WORK FOR TORCHWOOD! Or become Sollux Captor

Joshua5358 years ago

I will be a mexican hacker!!!! Who witch is also a pre-teen

MidnightOtaku10 years ago

I'll have a female cellmate... duh it doesn't say it has to be a guy.

hbuckets9 years ago

They don't say WHEN I'm put in prison, i might be 92, or if I'm put into prison sooner. I could just hack myself out!

Shinyumbre9 years ago

Why would I go to jail for hacking someone's website account because they troll everyone and it's not even funny...

hbuckets9 years ago

also ignore the rnrnrnrnrnrn

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goldenducks122229 years ago

hack an undetectable knife and smuggle it in my anus

minimegaman090last year

:trol:

DeathlyVoids10 years ago

Hack the police... in half

Red10078 years ago

Same as what Jordan Barish said, plus never said WHEN theyd find you. They could find me at age 78 and i"d just die the 2nd day they put me in jail so

YovanW5 years ago

Im still under age so it wont be really bad punishment?

lexihyral8 years ago

wait... do I get Sam and Dean Winchester as my cellmates???

Jango Fett9 years ago

I don't need to hack I'm Jango Fett! My head is going to be cut off soon anyway.

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Jango Fett is already dead. It happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away

Bambiluvsyou10 years ago

I will offer to be a hacker for the feds...

TheFireman79 years ago

So I basically become a male version of sombra from overwatch

Westle39 years ago

you hack the agencies and delete all files on you

Accessdenied7 years ago

I'll have shut down the government by the time they figure out it was me lol

PlayingWithPistols9 years ago

Prisons have computers to provide entertainment to prisoners. Hack door cell, and escape at night

Just9919 years ago

Im mofuckn jaden

Matthew Helland11 years ago

A great time to be bi.

The-Pope3 years ago

They"d probably offer to make my life easier if I agree to help them.

LogicWizard3149 years ago

I'll just hack into the code of this button and disable the downside before it happens.

DrinkBleach_Boiii8 years ago

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Titan_jager 9 years ago

I will hack my way out?

ParthaPratimBasu7 years ago

I can hack the computer system of the jail too .

AdenTrout9 years ago

Well they never said how long you are in jail i'm guessing a day.

Joshua5358 years ago

Wait doesn't that mean I can be great at English again

Kiko Avin 10 years ago

Female and ok pansexuality and does that mean my cellars has huge tits or am I some how in a jail for guys

CRUZYBOY069 years ago

I will just hack the prison before I go

EmeraldGlide1238 years ago

What if you do legal hacking, even stuff that is beneficial to humanity (Like being paid by a site to find its weaknesses - a real job) Or you could go to jail for hacking in minecraft. Seems legit.

joane9 years ago

just hack out of prison, and then hack what you want :D

Loophol11 months ago

Since there are already crazy hackers that work for the government and I'm better than them, I'm probably like an AI god or something. I'll do it

CrusherForPower68510 years ago

Watchdogs myself out of this one. Electrocute all guards. Get the key. Boom.

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