Will You Press The Button?

Llllllllll2 months ago

The secret of longevity.

WingDingGaster8 years ago

Go back ten yrs lol

David Matranga12 years ago

What about my basically all alone now? What happens to my basically all alone now?

Greedoshotfirst3 years ago

You would exit your all alone now to train then reenter your all alone then

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Drag0nz159 years ago

I've learned how be able to live forever and that I could also kill myself if I wanted to

Thoughtful_dilemalast year

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhh ye it is its as simple as finding a tall building a rope a car and a garage a gun or numerous other relatively painless ways to go

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KlayKopter7 years ago

I'll head off to a city, use all my secrets, tips, tricks and skills to become the most well-known and beloved person on the planet. Problem solved.

McrEmoPerson7 years ago

Im always alone *rapidly presses button*

RGPZ7 years ago

I want to be alone

andre3137 years ago

You use those skills to time travel back to where you left off

BunnyLover11018 years ago

Make myself younger would be a universal secret then and since you used your instead of you"re I guess I have a piece of paper that literally says ""being all alone now""

Brenna Wiley12 years ago

Learn secrets for making friends. :P

Steven Boyer12 years ago

then my life will be just like links except 3 years longer lol

Timelypat8 years ago

Can someone explain to me this poem of a dilemma?

spyboy23349 years ago

True dat to Brenna

VVsilverVV11 years ago

y am i all alone dont tell me my entair family are made of jely like come on y am i all alone?!

Elqueteviola 10 years ago

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Jason Xu12 years ago

Doesn't mean I can't share it with anyone else.

TrueRenegade8 years ago

Happens in lots if movies and in real life.

realjacksepticeyelast year

dass jus calld gettin hig

bobthth9 years ago

i need real downsides in these circumstances

PIG_IN_A_TIN10 years ago

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3Spook5Me9 years ago

*You're

fommy010 years ago

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TardisImpala221B7 years ago

10 years? Am I selling my soul? Or what?

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ4 years ago

Yes. That is what we do here statefarm, you give us your soul, we give a press of the button. However, a true MLG sells other people"s souls.

Red10078 years ago

So im 22 and BASICALLY all alone, 2 plans. 1. repopulate 2. If i have universal secrets and all WHY CANT I JUST FIND EVERYBODY ELSE?!

cooljazer510 years ago

if your alone that means no family

Tricky8 years ago

Only if I wanted to take down some governments for the great good, then being alone would be an upside

KingFruit10 years ago

Don't trust the "DON'T READ THIS" or "AM I PRETTY" bullcrap. It's not true. Don't trust anything that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE."

PIG_IN_A_TIN10 years ago

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Sunaookami_Shiroko7 months ago

操你妈

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago

All alone? Did I learn to fly to Mars? "Yes,sir" Ahh, That"s why I'm suffocating.

Eldagusto9 years ago

Sages and hermits have lost more years for less. I'm assuming they are really really cool tricks, which I can use to aid people.

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

If time passed ten years then everything (INCLUDING YOUR FRIENDS COUGH COUGH) aged ten years, so you"re not really alone

Deadpool11229 years ago

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JohnPariah11 years ago

teach them to everyone else

yoloswager10 years ago

What rn mean

BlaÅ¾ Dular12 years ago

doesnt matter, meet someone new

Docile8 years ago

I am already lonely

Edwin.4 months ago

My name is Edwin. I know the secrets. It was difficult to pass the years.

Shafie12119 years ago

Dem....based on a true story directed by Michael Bay!!

PIG_IN_A_TIN10 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

orphankiller479 years ago

not pressing that bullcrap

Yooze R. Naim10 years ago

I dont get this at all...

Steven Waguenouni12 years ago

So, basically Sherlock when he fakes his death. As he loses his only friend.

Wolfy88 Just10 years ago

pressed the button NOT! Wolfy's opinion: I am more of an extrovert person, so I prefer people around me than skills but no people with me.

lamawithat10 years ago

I could learn to not be alone

PIG_IN_A_TIN10 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]