I'll head off to a city, use all my secrets, tips, tricks and skills to become the most well-known and beloved person on the planet. Problem solved.
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McrEmoPerson7 years ago
Im always alone
*rapidly presses button*
RGPZ7 years ago
I want to be alone
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andre3137 years ago
You use those skills to time travel back to where you left off
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BunnyLover11018 years ago
Make myself younger would be a universal secret then and since you used your instead of you"re I guess I have a piece of paper that literally says ""being all alone now""
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Brenna Wiley12 years ago
Learn secrets for making friends. :P
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Steven Boyer12 years ago
then my life will be just like links except 3 years longer lol
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KhairulAnwarRoblox9 years ago
Learn secrets to make people your friends, duh
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PIG_IN_A_TIN9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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VVsilverVV11 years ago
y am i all alone dont tell me my entair family are made of jely like come on y am i all alone?!
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CreepyerGamerX18 years ago
Make new friends
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Veroz9 years ago
Doesn't matters. Now I can riding my life as I want.
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Dididadiva8 years ago
NOOOOOOO IM STILL YOUNG
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Kalicrimson9 years ago
Trick on how not to be lonely...Go on
The internet.
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Stefan Hollan12 years ago
*you are
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PIG_IN_A_TIN9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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X-Calibur3 years ago
you"re
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JacobCassidy22 9 years ago
If you're all alone then what is there to do with all of that
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Maxy9887 years ago
I'm skill enough to go back 10 years
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Fangheart9 years ago
FOR SCIENCE!!!
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Thinking10 years ago
Never gonna be alone
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Jbird9 years ago
I love being alone. So there's no downside for me
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NightmareBlue8 years ago
mentaly or phisacly???
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seashaw8 years ago
I am alone. The world which shook at my feet... and the trees... and the sky have gone. And I am alone now. Alone.
- T-Rex, Doctor Who Episode: Deep Breath
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TDBanimefan9 years ago
If I have universal secrets, it is possible that I can bring back my loved ones.
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PIG_IN_A_TIN9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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AndrewGajdek7 years ago
if you know universal secrets and tricks then use one to make you irresistible on eharmony
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VVsilverVV11 years ago
y am i all alone dont tell me my entair family are made of jely like come on y am i all alone?!
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Timelypat8 years ago
Can someone explain to me this poem of a dilemma?
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spyboy23349 years ago
True dat to Brenna
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Jason Xu12 years ago
Doesn't mean I can't share it with anyone else.
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TrueRenegade8 years ago
Happens in lots if movies and in real life.
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Elqueteviola 9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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bobthth9 years ago
i need real downsides in these circumstances
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PIG_IN_A_TIN9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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realjacksepticeyelast year
dass jus calld gettin hig
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fommy09 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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TardisImpala221B7 years ago
10 years? Am I selling my soul? Or what?
RATTLE_ME_BONEZ4 years ago
Yes. That is what we do here statefarm, you give us your soul, we give a press of the button. However, a true MLG sells other people"s souls.
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3Spook5Me9 years ago
*You're
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Red10078 years ago
So im 22 and BASICALLY all alone, 2 plans.
1. repopulate
2. If i have universal secrets and all WHY CANT I JUST FIND EVERYBODY ELSE?!
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cooljazer59 years ago
if your alone that means no family
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KingFruit9 years ago
Don't trust the "DON'T READ THIS" or "AM I PRETTY" bullcrap. It's not true. Don't trust anything that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE."
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Tricky8 years ago
Only if I wanted to take down some governments for the great good, then being alone would be an upside
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I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago
All alone? Did I learn to fly to Mars?
"Yes,sir"
Ahh,
That"s why I'm suffocating.
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Eldagusto9 years ago
Sages and hermits have lost more years for less. I'm assuming they are really really cool tricks, which I can use to aid people.
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PIG_IN_A_TIN9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
Sunaookami_Shiroko4 months ago
操你妈
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Deadpool11229 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes...[Show full comment]
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