Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 10 months ago

I have the sensation that with my luck someone will find and fry me.

KurimuzonTora 11 years ago

I imagine just having sex then boom potato... Best night ever!

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Hello? Doctor? Yeah, i got my dick stuck in a potato... Can you help me with that?

ethan_kirk7 11 years ago

*Throws massive party, tons of famous people there* *looks at watch* *Time is 2:29 am* "Uh h-hey everYONE TIME TO-" *THUD* *gasp*

heroboy99 10 years ago

Best to end it by 2:20

Jackson Tutt 11 years ago

Room-mate comes back home: "Hey Jimmy, why is there a potato on your bed? oh well, I am hungry so I guess I will cook it."

Watermelonman 9 years ago

If i find a Potato on someones bed, my first thought would definitly NOT be to cook it.

Ross Vickers 13 years ago

Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

Veer 5 years ago

This was the comment that finally pushed me into creating an account, as a portal nerd I love this reference

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

Well, this is the weirdest thing I have ever read in my life.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Keep using this website. You will eat your words.

Richard2134 10 years ago

Lol that makes me a couch potato

Tiggercat02 10 years ago

XD love it

Mexican gandhi 10 years ago

I wish I could be a potato 24/7

DaNerdTront 9 years ago

Plot twist: youre only popular because youre a potato

SammyWammy 11 years ago

Not good for people who live in ireland

Watermelonman 9 years ago

If you are eaten, you will literally be a piece of s*it later.

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Tim Williamson 13 years ago

I feel like being a potato would fry my social life. *ba dum, shhh*

SteamyPizzaR0lls 4 years ago

Shit wasnt funny

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ConnorHenwood 9 years ago

I would be asleep!

CasLikesDean 9 years ago

Would that mean I could see so much more at night? Because I"d have so many eyes...

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

OMG YOU FLAPPING GENIUS

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Did you just indirectly say that potatoes are popular?

Dapper_Potato 9 years ago

So the same thing all the time, except I'm famous for it.

the117doctor 10 years ago

Can I be a transforming potato?

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Optimus potato

The_Vigilante 10 years ago

There"s no downside!!! 😁

stileskatt 10 years ago

I'm already a potato tho

Ukrain guy 11 years ago

In a few hours I will be a potato

Sylvia Romance 11 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm already a potato, so ha!

Hogger440 8 years ago

I am popular glados

ASadPieceOfBread 8 years ago

I see no downside

Beth Dean 13 years ago

I'm a potato all the time anyway...

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Don't mix it up with the term "couch potato"

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BiAndReady2Die 8 years ago

But what if one of your family members wakes up in at like 4 and see you as a potato. But they don’t know it’s you, so they take the potato, wash it then bake it. And they can hear your very tiny screaming as you get baked.

SuperDuperPsz 9 years ago

if im a potato i will make myself into cheezy wedges or fries and eat myself

Ushankalana 9 years ago

Uh... Where is the downside?

quickstirke 9 years ago

Yay!! We"d be the FIRST Cindarala Cursed!!

Leah_770 9 years ago

Can I be a meme? :3

Aaron12998 9 years ago

Tomorrow night is that extremely rare occurrence where the sun never rises? Oh well i should be ffff- i have exams tomorrow...

GAVINTERKANIAN 10 years ago

I see no downside

NinjaEmboar 10 years ago

How could that be bad? No one would know, unless a creep/stalker watches you at 2:30 A.M. Or if you're in Alaska, which would be bad for an entire winter...

Steves_evil 10 years ago

The sun is always rising somewhere else, it never was specific so I never become a potato as long as the sun exists.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Yeah! Just like migdin!

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Nachosmachos 11 years ago

potato yodeling

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Wut?

zombiehide 11 years ago

just plug me into a portal gun

Wolfie_Chan 11 years ago

Ehh, the sun will rise around 7:00 anyway. And I'll just lock myself in my room so no one can eat me.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

I can.

Arynn Campbell 13 years ago

i dont see the downside to this o.o

Annoying-Orange 7 years ago

You need help

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Rhianna Pergola 13 years ago

I wouldn't care to be the most popular person in the world. Seems boring and predictable. And what if somebody sees that you're gone but also sees a potato and is hungry??!! They'd eat you!!

Grace-Jordan Rennolds 13 years ago

is it bad that i wasnt going to push this button until potatoes?

Watermelonman 9 years ago

IHTSSSBIWTKM! That means "i hate those stupid shortcuts so badly i want to kill myself!"

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Mila CiuÅ‚a 13 years ago

I'm a potato already

Watermelonman 9 years ago

OH GOD! did i really claim to be a tomato? I am an idiot! I wanted to say that i"m a watermelon!!!! A watermelon i say! Umm... What were we talking about?