Will You Press The Button?

You'll get a random present of 1.000.000$

but

Alcohol and all kinds of drugs(including cigarettes) lose their effect on your body

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dr alphys8 years ago

i don't use them in the first place. give me the money now

odinthekoala2 years ago

So 1 dollar

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JamesTheBoi12 years ago

When you realise, it’s just 1 dollar

jkmc12057 years ago

Wait, how is that a downside?

Tsumao3 years ago

dankmemes101 they included cigarettes so it must be only bad drugs so yea

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yeayea8 years ago

Dude how am I going to spend million bucks if I can't buy weed?

Migdin17 years ago

Smoke wheat every day. Dont do drugs, di wheat

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Shawn Hunter Kessell11 years ago

Where's the downside? Maybe if it includes pharmaceutical drugs... then that would be bad.

vanessacherramina6 years ago

i dont do drugs

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hollyskyes8 years ago

what downside?

dankmemes1017 years ago

Have you guys forgot about this little thing called...Medicine???

dankmemes1017 years ago

That moment when you realize it"s only one dollar.

Communism_16 years ago

Oof

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fuzzybunny7 years ago

I don't drink alchohol i don't smoke. i am not a bad person. i get money.NO downside. WIN! WIN!

Sledgey12 months ago

I'm dankmeme"s right.

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Fanoftrump7 years ago

No more drugs

dankmemes1017 years ago

No more medicine/vaccines

jkmc12058 years ago

Ummmmmm..., downside?

dankmemes1017 years ago

If you get sick, you can't use medicine because it wouldn't work anymore.

ANIMOO8 years ago

Downside? Where did you run off to?

dankmemes1017 years ago

MEDICINE, PEOPLE! MEDICINE!! IT WOULDN'T WORK ANYMORE

Joey3698 years ago

Wow, it would be great. Two good things altogether

Sledgey12 months ago

dankmemes knows best.

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Loophole-alert7 years ago

The 16% of people who didn't press this button are drunk. :)

TheLannen275 years ago

Or maybe they want...MEDICINE

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FUCKu7 years ago

No downside

Bruh-momento3 years ago

Have you heard of vaccines and medicine?

Timelypat7 years ago

I feel like this person is trying to start a campaign for stopping addiction.

DarriDJ7 years ago

Um they are both good lol

dankmemes1017 years ago

What about medicine? That won't work on you if you press the button

Emi_Gee7 years ago

Ha! No prob. I don't see any downside because it never seems to have affect on me anyways!!

Corvivid6 years ago

Medicine

Bhall7 years ago

There is no downside. Money shower, make it rain! SHOPPING SPREE! $$$$ #CashinIt

Bruh-momento3 years ago

Medicine

Gordon Hunter11 years ago

for $1 ?

Acat647 years ago

No for a million dollars

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CarlyBeth10 years ago

if drugs only meaning illegal drugs, as implied in this scenario, than what is the downside?

PsychonautInTraining3 years ago

A million buckerinos or one single sliver?

Kute_kitty7 years ago

Only 1$ cause they put periods not commas

The_Darkstar7 years ago

I'm not the only one who noticed. Yay!

Zacattac8 years ago

so i get one million dollars and no addiction in case some1 forces me to do drugs and no knock out drugs so people can't kidnap me like that

Bossman420698 years ago

I can smoke and not get hurt!!!

HunterDaManGamer8 years ago

Those are periods so your getting one dollar

yawutheawu6 years ago

As long the drugs only concerns ones used illegallyh

herccleary8 years ago

I pressed the button cuz I can still buy midget whores.

bigj138 years ago

i wanna gut drunk so no

Luna Dragneel8 years ago

Whats the downside?? This is only good!

DRAGONBORN028 years ago

THATS A GODD THING!

Iamgoingtoloopholeeverything7 years ago

True

Hugs25258 years ago

Win win

Kyle St Pierre11 years ago

free money. and stops hallucinations. not hating. normal people do a lot worse where i come from.

pokemonfanatic10224 years ago

.......... Um..... You know the second box is for the downside right?

TheEpikat7 years ago

What is the downside, drugs kill.

lukebomber8 years ago

the only downside i see is that that "effect" might be the good things about alcohol drinkings, maybe the effect is the taste

StevenJoeBobBillyGregJames9 years ago

There isn't even a downside. Also ¨(including cigarettes)¨ shouldn't be there, they count.

yo brother8 years ago

I dont do drugs anyway aand i dont smoke

abcx6 years ago

I would do that for free if it specified that it does not include medicine, but that way I'm not pressing.

Radical_Mandos7 years ago

time to fuck with scientists and take their drugs and have them watch as nothing happens

AmirTheRekker7 years ago

Trolling 101 over here

Utsukushii8 years ago

downside?

M. C Fatty8 years ago

Awsome

bosscanadian647 years ago

I don't issue drugs or cigarettes

Mak.8 years ago

Good!

skelle6 years ago

dOWNSIDE??

4amTeaTime8 years ago

I think by "drugs" they meant illegal substances so pharmaceutical drugs would probably be referred to as "medication"

Hopper the button master9 years ago

I don't do that stuff anyways. HAND OVER THE MOO LA

heatfromfire2 years ago

guess i cant use titty skittles

_anime_girl_117_8 years ago

Fuck yeah

puppy19638 years ago

If you think about it medicine is classified as a drug so...

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