Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark and stupid

Barrackobama5 years ago

But with obama care you'll be fine

DanIsAwesome11 months ago

Gee Whiz! Thanks!

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IAmBarackObama2 years ago

Press the button, choose invulnerability to all diseases, get laid on top of it

235x0last year

i pick disease immunity , shape-shifting and inter-universe teleportation.

235x08 months ago

@WynterPhantom oh then I'll also get self reincarnation too so after I die I'll just reincarnate myself instantly after, as myself.

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djpg219 years ago

IMMORTALITY BITCH

MelMcDonald7 years ago

Oml. This comment is gold.

Caribou3 years ago

Taxonomy 8 Loopholed B Severe loopholes present. Vague unlimited ability invites skirting severe penalty. Assuming you are confident, always push an 8B

diddo2 years ago

Note it says super powers, as in plural, I have the power to have every power I want and can change them if I want.

Dialkia7893 years ago

Regeneration shapeshifting and Phoenix powers(rebirth, flight,fire,etc)

Anonamoose_pvpz8 years ago

Even if I did have to die after two months, two months with mind control, mind reading, superspeed, invisibility (but I can still see,) flight would be awesome, and then I"d just have invulnerability to any and all diseases and Haden Dover pointed out

Construtor3 years ago

Choose the power to turn into a god or your human form at will, gods can’t die, loophole found with sucess B)

justjesus5 years ago

My superpower is whenever I die I come back to life in 10 seconds and whenever I come back I am completely healed AND my physical age is set to 21. Meaning that when I die in 2 months I'll come back to life WITH my previously destroyed immune system so I'l...[Show full comment]

Haden Dover12 years ago

What if my super power was invulnerability to any and all diseases

TheInternetHasACat4 years ago

invulnerability is inability to be harmed, immortality is being unable to die

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EclipseTDS8 years ago

A tweeked version of timelord regeneration, and normal shapeshifting to get my original form, and do other things ;D

ThatOneGuyOrKid6 years ago

Wait you can have the most amazing time in 2 months or live a few years with only a little fun sometimes

Barrackobama5 years ago

Indeed but with obama care you dont have to worry about dying

IAmBadWithNames4 years ago

the power to grant anyone"s wishes, including yourself. Then wish for immortality

shinchaf15 years ago

so, i"m renting life from steam with the super powers DLC for 2 months?

Ratatatatuille7 years ago

These kind of dilllemas are overrated. Just go with what it says damn it. It says it will happen. It says you will get aids and die after two months. And it says superpowerS. Plural. It"s been your thick mememan ratatouille, signing off.

Cattalemachine7 years ago

Can’t you just make yourself invulnerable to sicknesses and diseases?

GabikingBart7 years ago

#YOLO

KatCat7 years ago

frick, misclicked [I will not] I woulda had imortality

Lzke7 years ago

Highspeed regen Control over Energy Invulnerability to poison and disease Anti-Mindcontrol Anti-Magic Super strength, speed, stamina and durability Flight Teleportation Shapeshifting

dan_0183747 years ago

the power to be immortal is an idea and the power to be invincible and the power to be immune to AIDS

MincrafterPictures7 years ago

Doctor Who Regeneration and diesese protection to bypas the AIDS and death.

voodoodat7 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Blazejohnson9 years ago

Loophole deadpools powers

Ays Marciniak12 years ago

Loopholes. Loopholes everywhere.

CharlesMayhem Marshall12 years ago

magic johnson those aids bitch

Bunsabylast year

I pick the ability to respawn

Kirbonic19 years ago

Power to not get AIDS

babatigs7 years ago

I could not die so no!

PowerPikachu10 years ago

I choose the ability to cure said AIDS and then I do fun things, like summoning characters, becoming animals, and saving some people.

EdwardFuller9 years ago

That death? Nah, even my knife is sharper.

yofacegamer8 years ago

My superpower is immortality

Anthonygavin0711 years ago

How about the power of death, therefore to be death is to prevent death

JohnLupus 9 years ago

Deadpools healing factor

Freneticoptics9 years ago

Disease....... I can't spell

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Deku9 years ago

Deadpool Heals Cancer,so he can heal AIDS too

GodDammitBilly9 years ago

With my powers all laws of logic reason and physics go out the window

ChristopherHargreaves8 years ago

Immortality = AIDS can't touch me (*MC Hammer plays*)

Javier Matusevich Pose12 years ago

My superpower is curing AIDS, how bout that?

JasonP7 years ago

Be Omnipotent and wish to be immune to disease and not insane and a horrible person

Napoleon Complex10 years ago

Yup. Gain superpower to rid the world of pollutants and reduce CO2 levels, then die a hero.

pdog3149 years ago

not worth it

Axel Rittling12 years ago

Ang how about getting immortal?

meatloave10 months ago

1st power is that of resurrection at instant death begins . and i resurrect X100 healthier. Shoot myself in head to avoid the disease

Farlander9 years ago

Super powers can be anything really so they gotta be more like they give a shit.

Zacattac9 years ago

the power to create anything out of thin air. "creates cure for aids then uses it"

Button Mash12349 years ago

All i need is 3 things: 1 - Immunity to all illnesses. 2 - Immortality and the power to give it to anyone i want. 3 - Go to Equestria.

Sirayo7 years ago

That loophole is big enough for our galaxy to get through.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Handsomejack12345679 years ago

can you stop pls?

JustinParker4 years ago

Reincarnation into family of my choice.

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