Will You Press The Button?

jojbood 5 years ago

Limited production = solution to overpopulation. There is no downside.

Kurvos 10 years ago

... production is ALWAYS limited.

Fushur 9 years ago

So i can live forever without shitty Brats tormenting my nerves? *PRESS**PRESS**PRESS**Smash the fucking Button as hard as possible*

Aftertale Frisk &lt;3 (=) ) 10 years ago

Scientist 1: "Sir, this child is glitched, waht do we do about it? Scientist 2: "Forget it! Put it on half of!"

DarkHex 9 years ago

So after a whike no kids where is the downside?

Henry McCliff 10 years ago

You can have VERY safe sex, births are controlled by a reliable instance, and if you wanna, you can live forever!

LogicWizard314 11 years ago

We die from natural causes for a reason. It's so the younger, slightly more evolved generation has less competition for resources.

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

OPTIONALLY

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

I assume everyone can still induce extrinsic pleasure in a manner similar to attempting to the pre-button-being-pressed way of making babies, right?

The_Thaumaturge 8 years ago

Probably

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Aquamage 8 years ago

Soooo Darling in the Franxx?

Sephiroth98 10 years ago

Guys...relax...it says it"s optional... There aren't any terms or conditions to turn off your immortality when if you want...

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 11 years ago

At a point you have 100 people in one room then 1000 people in one room then people get squashed because no enough room then earth will give it up and will fall out of our solar system and then you just want to die but can't PS: don't think of going to ... [Show full comment]

papersnake 4 years ago

It says that you have the option to be immortal so if you want to die you can

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Bryce Kolkoski 13 years ago

No pregnancy at all, where's the negative?

The_Great_Sage 8 years ago

Condoms awaaaaaaaaay *throws condom onto dogs head*

Kevin Koshy 13 years ago

As much as I'd like this, the downside is eerily similar to methods of reproduction mentioned in Brave New World :(

BrendanCross 9 years ago

Or in Gattaca

Kevin Koshy 13 years ago

As much as I'd like this, the downside is eerily similar to methods of reproduction mentioned in Brave New World :(

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

I assume everyone can still induce extrinsic pleasure in a manner similar to attempting to the pre-button-being-pressed way of making babies, right?

Bryce Kolkoski 13 years ago

No pregnancy at all, where's the negative?

jesporter1 10 years ago

I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER

papersnake 4 years ago

Then don't the button says living forever is optional.

MadiTheWeirdo 11 years ago

but what if they try to make everyone perfect and make them have a sexuality the child would hate.

Irene Arroyo 13 years ago

This reminds me of a movie I watched. . . I just can't remember the title. . .

WolfenShadow 11 years ago

Who cares if production is limited? The world is pretty populated as it is. We can use the reproduction rate slowing down over the years.

AsuraShun 4 years ago

have you ever heard of a race of bird people called the chozo? if so, you know how they ended like by doing the same thing as this MASSIVE downside

Whxppy 10 years ago

we can all still fuck

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Worth it!

tobillama 11 years ago

i dont like kids.

MrStealYoGirl 11 years ago

Our world population is too large anyway... so i don't care.

Spartan_B634 11 years ago

You could do pretty heroic things if you could live forever.

Nicola Savio 13 years ago

do we still get to have sex?

NightStar 9 years ago

If everyone could live forever why would we want to multiply?

YanYu 2 years ago

人类会灭绝

Thomas Herndon 13 years ago

us gammas are so much better than betas or deltas.

Gameknight64 10 years ago

The earth will be overpopulated.

Jack_foxe 11 years ago

hang on a second, i need to visualize ths......FUCK YES!

TheGinger07 11 years ago

id devote all of my time to knowledge, then teach that shit to a new kiddie and then when i felt bore, id just kinda die. like eh, ive been alive for a few mellenia, i think its time.

sweetie buttons 11 years ago

Of course you'd stay young forever, that's kind of the definition of immortality.

asdguy00 12 years ago

Frank Eeverest And? Isn't seven billion enough? And you would learn that most people are massive dicks.

Panifex 8 years ago

This must be how they did it on Wall-E

JustUndertaleTrash 11 years ago

Overpopulation.

kennymccormick2169 11 years ago

No way! This basically means no sex!

drumkommandr 10 years ago

the vast, overwhelming majority of humanity forgets exactly how much negative action is taken from a fear of death.

Seisien 11 years ago

i dont care, im alive aftr all

BenGerman 4 years ago

I don't want to live forever, that would suck. Lose-Lose.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

But you OPTIONALLY live forever. You don't have to but others can

SexFaceD 11 years ago

my mom told how babies are made anyways. soooooooooooo

MicroMaster64 8 years ago

Whats the upside? There"d be overpopulation.

tastybacon5 11 years ago

pressed another button where I live forever so I'm good

Double0racle 9 years ago

Less siblings, AND immortality! How many times am I allowed to press yes!

feralcharles 11 years ago

you can still have sex but youre steril

Thomas Herndon 13 years ago

us gammas are so much better than betas or deltas.

MY ACCOUNT 11 years ago

The poor children though

Henry McCliff 10 years ago

Well, they"d be adopted by loving parents, who donated their genetics for a child.

Aideny 9 months ago

No because if you love forever you will watch you friends and family die also you would watch earth be destroyed

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

If the creation of new life becomes limited, and eventually ceases, what would be the point? There would seemingly be no marvel at newness, no reason to make new discoveries if you've lived long enough to know everything. I always thought the reason for pr... [Show full comment]

calculator_sin 5 years ago

what? world hunger will decrease.

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