Will You Press The Button?

jojbood4 years ago

Limited production = solution to overpopulation. There is no downside.

Kurvos9 years ago

... production is ALWAYS limited.

Fushur8 years ago

So i can live forever without shitty Brats tormenting my nerves? *PRESS**PRESS**PRESS**Smash the fucking Button as hard as possible*

Aftertale Frisk &lt;3 (=) )9 years ago

Scientist 1: "Sir, this child is glitched, waht do we do about it? Scientist 2: "Forget it! Put it on half of!"

DarkHex8 years ago

So after a whike no kids where is the downside?

Henry McCliff8 years ago

You can have VERY safe sex, births are controlled by a reliable instance, and if you wanna, you can live forever!

LogicWizard31410 years ago

We die from natural causes for a reason. It's so the younger, slightly more evolved generation has less competition for resources.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

OPTIONALLY

Aquamage7 years ago

Soooo Darling in the Franxx?

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

I assume everyone can still induce extrinsic pleasure in a manner similar to attempting to the pre-button-being-pressed way of making babies, right?

The_Thaumaturge7 years ago

Probably

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Sephiroth988 years ago

Guys...relax...it says it"s optional... There aren't any terms or conditions to turn off your immortality when if you want...

Bryce Kolkoski12 years ago

No pregnancy at all, where's the negative?

The_Great_Sage7 years ago

Condoms awaaaaaaaaay *throws condom onto dogs head*

Kevin Koshy12 years ago

As much as I'd like this, the downside is eerily similar to methods of reproduction mentioned in Brave New World :(

BrendanCross8 years ago

Or in Gattaca

Kevin Koshy12 years ago

As much as I'd like this, the downside is eerily similar to methods of reproduction mentioned in Brave New World :(

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

I assume everyone can still induce extrinsic pleasure in a manner similar to attempting to the pre-button-being-pressed way of making babies, right?

Bryce Kolkoski12 years ago

No pregnancy at all, where's the negative?

jesporter18 years ago

I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER

papersnake2 years ago

Then don't the button says living forever is optional.

MadiTheWeirdo9 years ago

but what if they try to make everyone perfect and make them have a sexuality the child would hate.

Irene Arroyo12 years ago

This reminds me of a movie I watched. . . I just can't remember the title. . .

WolfenShadow10 years ago

Who cares if production is limited? The world is pretty populated as it is. We can use the reproduction rate slowing down over the years.

AsuraShun3 years ago

have you ever heard of a race of bird people called the chozo? if so, you know how they ended like by doing the same thing as this MASSIVE downside

Whxppy9 years ago

we can all still fuck

Z0m41e7 years ago

Worth it!

tobillama9 years ago

i dont like kids.

MrStealYoGirl10 years ago

Our world population is too large anyway... so i don't care.

Spartan_B634 9 years ago

You could do pretty heroic things if you could live forever.

Nicola Savio12 years ago

do we still get to have sex?

NightStar8 years ago

If everyone could live forever why would we want to multiply?

YanYu10 months ago

人类会灭绝

Thomas Herndon12 years ago

us gammas are so much better than betas or deltas.

Gameknight648 years ago

The earth will be overpopulated.

Jack_foxe10 years ago

hang on a second, i need to visualize ths......FUCK YES!

TheGinger0710 years ago

id devote all of my time to knowledge, then teach that shit to a new kiddie and then when i felt bore, id just kinda die. like eh, ive been alive for a few mellenia, i think its time.

sweetie buttons9 years ago

Of course you'd stay young forever, that's kind of the definition of immortality.

asdguy0011 years ago

Frank Eeverest And? Isn't seven billion enough? And you would learn that most people are massive dicks.

Panifex7 years ago

This must be how they did it on Wall-E

JustUndertaleTrash9 years ago

Overpopulation.

kennymccormick21699 years ago

No way! This basically means no sex!

Seisien10 years ago

i dont care, im alive aftr all

BenGerman3 years ago

I don't want to live forever, that would suck. Lose-Lose.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

But you OPTIONALLY live forever. You don't have to but others can

drumkommandr9 years ago

the vast, overwhelming majority of humanity forgets exactly how much negative action is taken from a fear of death.

MicroMaster646 years ago

Whats the upside? There"d be overpopulation.

tastybacon59 years ago

pressed another button where I live forever so I'm good

SexFaceD10 years ago

my mom told how babies are made anyways. soooooooooooo

feralcharles9 years ago

you can still have sex but youre steril

Thomas Herndon12 years ago

us gammas are so much better than betas or deltas.

Double0racle7 years ago

Less siblings, AND immortality! How many times am I allowed to press yes!

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

If the creation of new life becomes limited, and eventually ceases, what would be the point? There would seemingly be no marvel at newness, no reason to make new discoveries if you've lived long enough to know everything. I always thought the reason for pr...[Show full comment]

MY ACCOUNT9 years ago

The poor children though

Henry McCliff8 years ago

Well, they"d be adopted by loving parents, who donated their genetics for a child.

Shadowlike Ran9 years ago

you can make a lab more livable

ID0GAM3S10 years ago

I pressed then instantly remembered of Donald Trump but I suppose u could still kill him

calculator_sin3 years ago

what? world hunger will decrease.

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