Will You Press The Button?

Knyex9 years ago

I press the button, but only travel in time when i'm 90 years old or something, I buy the stocks, i leave them for the future me in my will, and thus successfully create an alternate timeline where i am the richest person in the world. I then donate a lot...[Show full comment]

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Great idea!

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BiciMicii3 years ago

I would travel back in time and let my parents invest in it. No one dies exept my parents of age and then im rich.

dimandkane7 years ago

What if aI take the10000$ and did not went to the past

Slayer225219 years ago

What if you left it to your future self that hasn't gone back yet, so the other you would not have to go back because you gave it to yourself.

sonicj019 years ago

but then you don thave to go back meaning you didnt so you dont get the money so paradox

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Tehepixpro9 years ago

What if I never bought it?

Carnagegun4 years ago

Nothing

RightTesticleOfKrom7 years ago

what if i buy apple stock with the 10k :0

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

Or just wait for 2013 and buy bitcoins

ProfessorCyborg9 years ago

I PResded the butttto n because II caan maked myhb kids be likkk ThAATT ONNNee Tai Lopiz guy. THeyh cn get nawlge

sonicj019 years ago

ur an idiot

offbeatanatoliy059 years ago

what if im selfish

Guytheguy5568 years ago

Then NO YOU HAVE TO

Alfia Chagla12 years ago

What if I left it to my future self?

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Or leave it to your past self

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Alfia Chagla12 years ago

What if I left it to my future self?

sonicj019 years ago

leave it to your future self BEFORE you died

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David Carter12 years ago

Travel back when I'm about 80 or so years old. Have fun kids!

Aucht Smith12 years ago

LOOPHOLES! LOOPHOLES EVRYWHERE!!

thomaswright728089 years ago

what are loopholes?

Aucht Smith12 years ago

LOOPHOLES! LOOPHOLES EVRYWHERE!!

David Carter12 years ago

Travel back when I'm about 80 or so years old. Have fun kids!

Ally Van Harlingen12 years ago

Id travel and do it right before I die!!!

EnderTamer20039 years ago

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dedirake4 years ago

Then dont purchase the stock. Buy and purchase somthing else..

foxy guy 9 years ago

N

WolfieRules7 years ago

fucking hell

Doctor awesome sauce9 years ago

The grandfather paradox is everywhere in the chat

Shane Thompson12 years ago

Money does not buy happiness

putkin9 years ago

dont wanna die

Wesley Tucker12 years ago

do this at the end of my life

Divyasr8 years ago

I will travel back when I am young and he on my will I will write to my son or daughter who are a scientist and inventor to make a machine that will bring be back to life and me an immortal and so I can go back in time again then I will donate half that money to an orphanage.

VanossTheBest~~9 years ago

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Adinathenerdlast year

I will die anyways bozo

tanelii9 years ago

you couldnt go back and die because then you wouldnt have gone back

DakotaGore7 years ago

Press the button when you get old men are about to die leave it to yourself for the future while you"re in the past

RamiFury9 years ago

Only reason is Becuase i could leave it to my future kids

MiraCarpathia10 years ago

Only a few problems, you wouldn't be able to make a will when you're dead and you can't put money in your will you don't have yet. Also if you made a will somehow in 1985 who would you leave the money to?

fido26039 years ago

I woud travel back in time. Make some other guy pay the stock and give the stock to me. Then travel back.

Milesg7 years ago

Legacy it"s like planting a flower in a garden you will never get to see-lin Manuel Miranda

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#thug life9 years ago

Everybody! What if you have no kids or wife or husband to give it 2

foxy guy 9 years ago

46 years ago love it

Jeid4 years ago

Guys people be idiots if they press it

I would click it, but that would create a paradox, which would cause an amount of pain and evil that outweighs the good the would be done with the money.

MishtiDoi7 years ago

Would leave it to my parents.

1% Isnt That High9 years ago

Step 1: Wait until you are about to die Step 2: Leave all money to youre future newborn self Step 3: Profit

1% Isnt That High9 years ago

When i realize that i put "Youre" and not "your" >.<

StormageddonRUCB8 years ago

No i"m a selfish asshole

Timmy the trex 9 years ago

Just have children before you buy it then give it to them in the will

Shane Thompson12 years ago

Money does not buy happiness

Matrocks9 years ago

So what if they decline?

Trumpbangsthings.com9 years ago

I will just loan it to myself

buttonpresser90007 years ago

Called you don't die and live to future you

Frostfang99 years ago

well what if i left the money to my past self to time travel to the future and give it to my future self hmmm

SayZen10 years ago

i don't give a fuck about anything i left when i die, when you die everything is just over all the conception you have of anything in your so called existence cease to exist, it would just be totally stupid to do so except if you're 100% sure you're about to die in a really near future.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

will: leave it to myself in a will before i buy it then it'll be fine.

Aaron129987 years ago

Fyi, before you time travel back in time the stock is already here

Mega140928 years ago

just do it when you are 90!

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