Me: Oh I wonder who it is this time
Also me: My other kidnappers gave me free food. Last year I got a whole pizza to myself for a day.
Some dude: I think I may have some left over donuts in the fridge.
Me... again: Best Kidnapping ever.
HELP ME I'M A RICH MAN BEING RAPED PAY THE GODAMN RANSOM ALREADY BITCH
Kalindros7 years ago
Kidnapped for ransom does not mean the same thing as rape
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Marcus Pennington12 years ago
it would be interesting to see the kidnappers gladiator fight their way into my house every year... knowing that they WILL succeed at some point in the year mind as well make it entertainment
at least i wont get bored getting kidnapped all the time
TinaLucia2 years ago
Yeah totally :)
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Aaron129988 years ago
Pay the kidnappers the money they want in order to let you go 0u0
Yukitai4 years ago
That"s the thing... You get kidnapped but you"re the one with the money that they want. So you get kidnapped and chained up (made-up part) just to pay them.
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Icode18 years ago
do what ever i want means i can hire the best of the best sciencetist to make me almost anything
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Squatting Slav pepe9 years ago
Hire a private army and live on a large private yacht 40 miles of the coast of the Atlantic, you will be nearly untouchable.
DamonScott7 years ago
James Bond will come after you for mi6 you would be doomed
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get to a tree unicorn9 years ago
Brush I can just get a bodyguard
TinaLucia2 years ago
Bruh*
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Handsomejack12345679 years ago
Well if they are guaranteed to get me I might as well watch them fight Assassins and Knights fully decked out in Impenetrable Armor With Fire Swords also with 5 Flying Dragons that are as tall a Titan and also are able to breathe fire.
Jeremy56629 years ago
Bruh I would just say ill split it equally and then hire there sons to protect me.
As long as I'm returned in a timely fashion, I have no injection.
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HereForTheFreeFood9 years ago
........ Hire Liam Neeson and other bodyguards??
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David Morgan12 years ago
Hire bodyguards for 24/7 protection!
X123467 years ago
Or hire ninjas to assassinate every suspect
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Filip Kalny12 years ago
Im confused, so are you kidnapped "constantly" or "every year"?
Foxylover9 years ago
every year
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Isaac Swiney12 years ago
just give them money?
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Gabriel Hall12 years ago
only if my dad is liam nelilson
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Snow-Flake8 years ago
win win... u would have more than what they want!!
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JurassicWorldPlushtrap10 years ago
It is so worth to be kidnapped when you get a lot of money. LOL.
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jshaw719 years ago
why not?
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Maypaws4 years ago
My autobiography would be pretty interesting.
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SuperMario20209 years ago
Set up high security and high powred electricity to charge them 24/7 and hire body gaurds to gaurd my entire house!
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Zebber9 years ago
Make yourself a superhero with scientific expirements
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Panifex7 years ago
"do whatever you want" could translate to not being kidnapped
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reludas9 years ago
Bodyguard boom Army boom hit men boom
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JamZHate8 years ago
I will set up the best traps and watch those bitchs try plus if I think I can pay my way out
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Lucas Hansen12 years ago
Is there a downside? Have unlimited money. Get kidnapped. Pay kidnappers. Go home and still have unlimited money.
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mekl7 years ago
just pay the ransom if you have All The Money In The World
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Cheshire shadow8 years ago
i can make a super dungeon to get to me. then i can use the skills i learn in an agent class to kill whoever got past my dungeon.
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Nick Hurn12 years ago
Mokuba Kaiba status achieved.
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JustLikeTheySay9 years ago
Get Tae Kwon Do lessons & become a black belt :D
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Daves0159 years ago
Il just pay the kidnappers to not to kidnap me
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Erentheghoul29 years ago
i'll just figure out how to summon sebastian
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Mister-E8 years ago
Set up a deadly maze around my house with a safe path that only a select few can access. Record kidnappers going through and put it on the internet to show people who want to kidnap me just what will happen if they try
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kingsquiddy2310 years ago
As long as the dont kill me :3
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Sonicplays4 years ago
I could just pay the ramson and be on my way home
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killerkitty9 years ago
What if my kidnappers are super kind?
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EmmaSwan 10 years ago
You have enough money to just pay them off.
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DecZO9 years ago
press it and install high security
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Hannah Overton12 years ago
Well if I've got the money then that's okay.... It'd be pretty fun. Like a high thrills vacation once a year.
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Aaron Floyd9 years ago
Police, put me under protective custody forever.
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Goldman10012Gaming7 years ago
It doesn’t say people pay the ransom
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My Name is Jeff 9 years ago
Just hire body guards
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Jacob Middleton12 years ago
I just fund the building of an ironman suit and become un-kidnapable
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damiengallant269 years ago
I'd carry a gun around
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DeathByReaper7 years ago
A bit of spice in life a guess
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epicman4299 years ago
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