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Maharid2 years ago

Well, there no need for kidnapping, i will have enought money to pay every time so no probs.

bob_burgerlast year

i have infinite money though

Rikki43287 years ago

so i"m princess peach?

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

she"s being kidnapped for her amulet.

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Sum3Dud37 years ago

Me: Oh I wonder who it is this time Also me: My other kidnappers gave me free food. Last year I got a whole pizza to myself for a day. Some dude: I think I may have some left over donuts in the fridge. Me... again: Best Kidnapping ever.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

Nice

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Bpt119 years ago

HELP ME I'M A RICH MAN BEING RAPED PAY THE GODAMN RANSOM ALREADY BITCH

Kalindros7 years ago

Kidnapped for ransom does not mean the same thing as rape

Marcus Pennington12 years ago

it would be interesting to see the kidnappers gladiator fight their way into my house every year... knowing that they WILL succeed at some point in the year mind as well make it entertainment

jkmc12058 years ago

That"s the greatest idea ever! XD

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Icode18 years ago

wait im a male princess peach

duckbutt10 years ago

at least i wont get bored getting kidnapped all the time

TinaLucia2 years ago

Yeah totally :)

Aaron129988 years ago

Pay the kidnappers the money they want in order to let you go 0u0

Yukitai4 years ago

That"s the thing... You get kidnapped but you"re the one with the money that they want. So you get kidnapped and chained up (made-up part) just to pay them.

Icode18 years ago

do what ever i want means i can hire the best of the best sciencetist to make me almost anything

Squatting Slav pepe9 years ago

Hire a private army and live on a large private yacht 40 miles of the coast of the Atlantic, you will be nearly untouchable.

DamonScott7 years ago

James Bond will come after you for mi6 you would be doomed

get to a tree unicorn9 years ago

Brush I can just get a bodyguard

TinaLucia2 years ago

Bruh*

Handsomejack12345679 years ago

Well if they are guaranteed to get me I might as well watch them fight Assassins and Knights fully decked out in Impenetrable Armor With Fire Swords also with 5 Flying Dragons that are as tall a Titan and also are able to breathe fire.

Jeremy56629 years ago

Bruh I would just say ill split it equally and then hire there sons to protect me.

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Jkst8 years ago

Come mario

Calicokitty9 years ago

As long as I'm returned in a timely fashion, I have no injection.

HereForTheFreeFood9 years ago

........ Hire Liam Neeson and other bodyguards??

David Morgan12 years ago

Hire bodyguards for 24/7 protection!

X123467 years ago

Or hire ninjas to assassinate every suspect

Filip Kalny12 years ago

Im confused, so are you kidnapped "constantly" or "every year"?

Foxylover9 years ago

every year

Isaac Swiney12 years ago

just give them money?

Gabriel Hall12 years ago

only if my dad is liam nelilson

James Thurley12 years ago

if i have enough money to do whatever i want, can't i just pay the ransom lol?

Jackson1179 years ago

I would buy a shotgun and an isinerator to prevent it. And I would train a few dogs to attack on command. I'm already working on it

AnthonyRobertBrittCaron8 years ago

Because it would be stupid

Da Boss10 years ago

You can just buy a rpg.

C1ips04 years ago

you could pay the ransomers.

bls 12349 years ago

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BitterTaste8 years ago

"Get kidnapped every year" means you also get saved every time, cuz if this wasnt the case you coudnt be kidnapped every time.

Diqn10 years ago

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JOHN OF THE NIGHT!9 years ago

* hits the button hard * ok I can live with that!

TheMagician1318 years ago

Like damn I'll just pay my own random

TheMagician1318 years ago

*randsom

Amanda Goolsby12 years ago

sounds like fun

JoelHelin9 years ago

you culd just pay them

TotalWeirdo7 years ago

Hire bodyguards.

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

Just pay them to come with me

PressDaButton3537 years ago

Oh AviCraft is right LOL.

Miguel Garduno10 years ago

Get a panic room Loops Holes, also inforce my protect higher than presiden X10

AzulProTV8 years ago

Get a bodyguard...Its so obvious...

Tempy D'Agostino12 years ago

I could do the whole kidnapped thing. Just be like "Here fuckers, here's your money" turn around hire someone to get the money back for you scare the shit out of them end of story.

Booper_Dooper8 years ago

The kidnappers could be nice

meowmixer10 years ago

Kidnap yourself so others cant

PURPLE-n-EVIE9 years ago

How the hell do you kidnap yourself lol

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wafersrcool9 years ago

Jokes on me, I never get kidnapped!

Little Snowflake 9 years ago

Just hire some bodyguards. That was easy as pie.

Little Snowflake 9 years ago

Or choose for the Stockholm sindrome.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Hire a body double to deal with the kidnappings.

PineappleSmoothies5 years ago

Buy a shotgun

DemonM9 years ago

TRAPS

yalushi8 years ago

if i get kidnapped EVERY year then it means that I, humanity,money,kidnappers and the universe exist forever, so sure, why not

TheAngryAtheistGamer10 years ago

it will happen every year, so mi kidnappers won't kill me, I have infinite money so it can be paid in a few hours, and after a time, it might even go as Me:"Hey Gordon, how's the family" Gordon "Doin' good, with last year ransom I send Sheryl to Stanford...[Show full comment]

Jordieliz9 years ago

It would be awesome if one of the kidnappers are my favorite youtuber

Jack Little12 years ago

whatever you want...like instantly being paid a ransom and let go? more like an inconvenience really

Alissa Smith9 years ago

Make a labyrinth house

Alissa Smith9 years ago

Deadly. Labyrinth.

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