Me: Oh I wonder who it is this time
Also me: My other kidnappers gave me free food. Last year I got a whole pizza to myself for a day.
Some dude: I think I may have some left over donuts in the fridge.
Me... again: Best Kidnapping ever.
HELP ME I'M A RICH MAN BEING RAPED PAY THE GODAMN RANSOM ALREADY BITCH
Kalindros6 years ago
Kidnapped for ransom does not mean the same thing as rape
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Marcus Pennington12 years ago
it would be interesting to see the kidnappers gladiator fight their way into my house every year... knowing that they WILL succeed at some point in the year mind as well make it entertainment
at least i wont get bored getting kidnapped all the time
TinaLucia2 years ago
Yeah totally :)
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Aaron129988 years ago
Pay the kidnappers the money they want in order to let you go 0u0
Yukitai4 years ago
That"s the thing... You get kidnapped but you"re the one with the money that they want. So you get kidnapped and chained up (made-up part) just to pay them.
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Icode18 years ago
do what ever i want means i can hire the best of the best sciencetist to make me almost anything
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Squatting Slav pepe8 years ago
Hire a private army and live on a large private yacht 40 miles of the coast of the Atlantic, you will be nearly untouchable.
DamonScott7 years ago
James Bond will come after you for mi6 you would be doomed
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get to a tree unicorn9 years ago
Brush I can just get a bodyguard
TinaLucia2 years ago
Bruh*
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Handsomejack12345679 years ago
Well if they are guaranteed to get me I might as well watch them fight Assassins and Knights fully decked out in Impenetrable Armor With Fire Swords also with 5 Flying Dragons that are as tall a Titan and also are able to breathe fire.
Jeremy56629 years ago
Bruh I would just say ill split it equally and then hire there sons to protect me.
As long as I'm returned in a timely fashion, I have no injection.
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HereForTheFreeFood9 years ago
........ Hire Liam Neeson and other bodyguards??
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David Morgan12 years ago
Hire bodyguards for 24/7 protection!
X123467 years ago
Or hire ninjas to assassinate every suspect
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Filip Kalny12 years ago
Im confused, so are you kidnapped "constantly" or "every year"?
Foxylover9 years ago
every year
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Isaac Swiney12 years ago
just give them money?
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Gabriel Hall12 years ago
only if my dad is liam nelilson
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OpticallyGreen8 years ago
Buy a chunk of land and then fortify it
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willjr0810 years ago
What if you use enough money to pay off the kidnappers to never kidnap you again AND buy north korea and make it my mega fortress mansion with so much protection walking onto it will mean immediate solar beam attacks!
Every year? That means you survive right? Yeah sure then.
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ShadowShaper8 years ago
1. Hire a bodyguard and, 2. Set traps that only set off if it"s not someone you love, friends, or you.
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AnthonyRobertBrittCaron7 years ago
Because it would be stupid
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Da Boss9 years ago
You can just buy a rpg.
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James Thurley12 years ago
if i have enough money to do whatever i want, can't i just pay the ransom lol?
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Jackson1179 years ago
I would buy a shotgun and an isinerator to prevent it. And I would train a few dogs to attack on command. I'm already working on it
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JOHN OF THE NIGHT!9 years ago
* hits the button hard * ok I can live with that!
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C1ips04 years ago
you could pay the ransomers.
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bls 12349 years ago
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BitterTaste8 years ago
"Get kidnapped every year" means you also get saved every time, cuz if this wasnt the case you coudnt be kidnapped every time.
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Diqn9 years ago
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TotalWeirdo7 years ago
Hire bodyguards.
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TheMagician1318 years ago
Like damn I'll just pay my own random
TheMagician1318 years ago
*randsom
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Amanda Goolsby12 years ago
sounds like fun
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JoelHelin9 years ago
you culd just pay them
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AzulProTV8 years ago
Get a bodyguard...Its so obvious...
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Tempy D'Agostino12 years ago
I could do the whole kidnapped thing. Just be like "Here fuckers, here's your money" turn around hire someone to get the money back for you scare the shit out of them end of story.
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KurimuzonTora9 years ago
Just pay them to come with me
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PressDaButton3537 years ago
Oh AviCraft is right LOL.
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Miguel Garduno9 years ago
Get a panic room Loops Holes, also inforce my protect higher than presiden X10
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