You get to marry anyone
but
You'll lose both eyes and get a transplant so you and your significant other share eyesballs.
I will not


Maharidlast year
There are some really crazy loon out there.

chronicallypessimistic9 months ago
What in the name of fuck is this

Snowfrost9189 years ago
NONOOONONONOONONOO. DOUBLE DOWNSIDE. NOPE. BYE FELICIA! FELICIA ISN'T MY WIFE, EITHER. NOPE. BYE.

Potater_boi6 years ago
We talking bout darkstalkers Felicia or what?
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Pipesacrificer5 years ago
I CAN FINALLY MARRY SHREK!

SonOfABeast3 years ago
Shrek my dream guy, to bad you have him, wait a minute, pressing this button will steal him from you, and he already has the transplants, double upside.

Sammyboi20039 years ago
Sex would be very weird

sinien7 years ago
If you can marry literally anyone, then you can marry fictional characters too. Step 1: Marry someone who has Kekkei Genkai eyes, like Rinnegan or Sharingan (from Naruto). Step 2: Gain epic powers.

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago
Naruto is da best

mangojaguar04087 years ago
Am I the only one who thought of the Uchiha when it started talking about swapping eyeballs?

Redbuttonz7 years ago
What if I marry two people?

The Howling Wolf7 years ago
I don't believe in marriage

The Howling Wolf7 years ago
NiftyChibi because they believe in marriage
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BenjR3288 years ago
wth

Kyle Freeman12 years ago
and this is like the greek fates that share one eye

SylviaBernitez7 years ago
So true but in thier case they share only one eye between 3 but in this scenario both have one eye each
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TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago
Well, I wouldn't press it if we had to share eyeballs, but I don't care if we have to share eyesballs. I don't even know what eyesballs are, sooo...

Potater_boi6 years ago
Joke?

Mackdady35679 years ago
I know fates be damned

RoyalTenderiser9 years ago
LOL

Kyle Freeman12 years ago
haha no looking at other girls :P

Savanah Love12 years ago
I rather be blind

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
thats... disturbing to say the least

Bacteria_last year
ive never heard about a country name "eyes"

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
Also you can marry already.

ThatDudeOfAwsome6 years ago
Can I have a wife with the ability to regrow eyeballs?

subodh9 years ago
i would marry nicki minaj LOL

Blake Rywell9 years ago
Chloe Grace Moretz and eye with the same eyes? Hell yeah.

MegaManFanDan9 years ago
Why do I find something strangely turning on about sharing eyeballs?

Marcus Junior12 years ago
Ewww marriage

SetoNara7 years ago
Dude seriously you have the love of your life eyeball your literally one with the love of your life

Undertale4me8 years ago
Wtaf is this?!

Qopster9 years ago
what if you got a divorce?

KawaiiDesuChan9 years ago
i wanna stay single thanks

eltrollas4 years ago
for me that"s an upside

DesmondTJ9 years ago
The cost is not that great, but I won't get the walue. If i coludn't do it without the button, than we are not made for each other.

YellowDoggy7 years ago
I pressed cause of the "downside"

RLDBeastguy649 years ago
So if said person didn't have eyes in the first place, would we share mine?

GabyTheBoss8 years ago
That"s creepy

mr.whatface9 years ago
Upside? Sorry, I'm just not a marrying kinda person.

Steffen Beermann12 years ago
freaky

kiyan123459 years ago
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DasJoosh8 years ago
SHUT. THEFUCK. UP.

Killianglenney6 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

JelloGoat20029 years ago
What did I just read

Gavin9 years ago
Umm well yes cause someone has donated them so it should be rude not to take them

pow90099 years ago
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DasJoosh8 years ago
GO HANG YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF CRAP.

Eden Parks12 years ago
I feel like this is a subplot in most CLAMP manga so....

GreysonVint8 years ago
Get to have an excuse to wear an eyepatch

a girl9 years ago
Eyesballs? LOL DO YOU EVEN SPELL BIATCH??

Hg_lover 9 years ago
Oh my god no!

Dogerium9 years ago
wtf is this question

Deany3 years ago
Being aro/ace invalidates a lot of these questions.

Minegamer3009 years ago
I'll look cool with 2 different eye balls

Jennyfer López12 years ago
get to marry anyone anyways

Kittenlover1018 years ago
So is it like the three girls that kill people and share one eye?

Elinoss9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

DasJoosh8 years ago
I will throw you out a fucking window. SHUT UP!!!!!!
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