Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year

Wish 1: I do not have to bathe in dog shit twice a day. Wish 2: unlimited wishes

Blank00010 years ago

I have got ten wishes, I don't mind wasting one to make all shit that touches my skin turn into clean warm water.

Ordinary_guy99last year

Genius

Jaasjaas7 years ago

My qishes: 1) get 5 dollars 2) become worm 3) get to bath in dog poop every day 4) get immunity to voice cracks 5) have can of beans 6) have 1 more friend 7) get 4 followers at facebook 8) never have to blink my eyes 9) increase my IQ by 4(i have -24) and 17) get cold coffee

Yukitai4 years ago

Question is: Why "have to"? Does it hold the secret to your life, or is it more like a poop fetishism?

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago

Step one:wish for inf wishes. 2: wish for inf money. 3:???4: profit.

Ike Sly12 years ago

i would wish that dog shit felt, smelled, tasted, and acted like sunshine

uchhickckfkdk3 years ago

i will say that dog shit is like water with blossom and rose

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anoonymooss9 years ago

First wish: Whenever I touched dog crap, it turned into 100% cleansing and dogcrap free money, meaning I could get rich and clean at the same time!

Hyltran5 years ago

Will someone collect the dog shit four me? Or do I haw to collect and prepare my one dog shit bath myself? I suppose I can start my one dog shit collecting business? Excuse my sir/madam can I by your bag of dog shit?

Yukitai4 years ago

Wish for it if you do. Then wish that you can replace the poop with something else, then you can have 2 baths every day because why not... Then you can spend a third wish on limiting the bathing itself, like 1-second bath where you teleport in and out havi...[Show full comment]

Toothbanger7 years ago

I wish I wouldn’t have to bathe in dat dung. Like if u agree

TressabMae8 years ago

I would wish that I had more yrs of good luck,and for the shit to actually feel,taste,look and smell like anything I wanted. And an MiB memory flash,plus I"d want to be the perfect picture of what my boyfriend wanted me to be,but what I want to be,and be super hot,plus anything else.

Luke Lang12 years ago

Wish number one: I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Woof123457 years ago

That"s NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

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SirEdodo7 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit

KaiR7 years ago

Step 1 wish for infinite wishes step 2 wish that u didnt have to bath in dog shit but instead oreos twice a day step 3 wish to be rich and have sex every day

DaMasta217 years ago

first wish: infinite wishes

KaikeTheHumanhog8 years ago

I can wish to NOT bath on dog shit. Or i could wish to turn it into clean water.

LS_Fan8 years ago

I wish water is called dog shit

DeathNinjaGamerHD8 years ago

first wish is to have infinite wishes.second wish is to be immortal.after i wish to don`t eat dog shit.my 4 wish is to be peace forever.my 5 wish is to ebola,cholera,smallpox,Black Death be dangerous than cancer.wish 6 is to thesse wiped out of the existen...[Show full comment]

otaku girl :/9 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit lol

Trevor Valance12 years ago

first wish: "dog shit smells like roses" second wish: "dog shit washes off extremely easily"

xxxxx9 years ago

Third wish..... infinite wishes

NightLark10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Yukitai4 years ago

"If you don't, you'll see a little dead girl in your room". rofl because I only go to sleep after sunrise and never am in my room during night (this may be a lie, or may not. Doesn't matter because you can answer a lie with a lie)

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oldnotweak11 years ago

my wishes would be worth it... easily! i dont believe in using the upside to negate the downside.

Jake Courtney12 years ago

i would wish that i wouldn't have to do that but still get the wishs

Zoe768928 years ago

And luck

Oscaror Swider12 years ago

this is easily avoidable

Sentrack9 years ago

I wish to have all the wish I want to and my first is that I don't have to bathe in dog shit

Ross35468 years ago

How long do I have to bathe in dag poop? Until the 10 wishes are used or until the day I die?

Yolo4209 years ago

I would wish that all dogshit in the world was .......seamon coz y not

wrathstar9 years ago

win win

Doctor'sCompanion10 years ago

Soooooooooo many loopholes

2008097147 years ago

That is gross bleh

ThatSingleGamer9 years ago

My first wish would be for all Dog Shit to deteriorate 1 minute after being shat out, second wish to have infinite good luck anyway, use 7 more on randoms shit I want and use my final wish for infinite wishes

XmaxPlays9 years ago

Nobody says what happens if you don`t do it.... I HAVE to take out the trash, but I sometimes don`t do it... nothing happens...

ahill845811 years ago

i wish to not bathe in dog poo and to not die until i would naturally and for 10 more wishes.

GlutNy7 years ago

i would wish that the downside wouldn't happen, then to make my good luck end when i die, and then to have infinite wishes. loophole

LupinOurLord9 years ago

I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit

ArKade478 years ago

i wish that dogs don't shit

Buttonpresserforlife7 years ago

First wish I don’t have to do the downside second I would wish for infinite wishes

Superdude41239 years ago

All I could say is, Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

DerpyKitten8 years ago

Wish the downside wouldn't happen, I"d have infinite wishes, and infinite years of good luck till I die.

lordpuck10 years ago

Wish there was no down side and for more wishes EZ

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

I wish the downside was immortality

Pepijn Herstel12 years ago

I would wish that I would have to bathe in dog shit twice every day, and I would wish more wishes. no downside. another question done.

Monkeygirl0578 years ago

With that dogs shat bath bombs and you"re good to go.

Koztra10 years ago

Basically what jintoya said, just use a wish to make dog's bowels produce money or something besides feces. Problem solved.

supersonic6 years ago

You can just wish for that to never happen

Jinglejangle 9 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will get kissed 55555555555555555555555555555555552555555555555555555555555555555555555 count down 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1... Now close your eyes snd make a wish! Paste this into 15 coments and your wish will come true! Hurry you h...[Show full comment]

Panifex8 years ago

First wish: I never again have to bathe in dog shit Second wish: infinite wishes Third wish: ??? Fourth wish: profit

Superneilster9 years ago

5 years for what?

Pancakes6547 years ago

1. I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes 2. I wish I had eternal good luck 3. I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog poop JACKPOT!

H3adbutt3r9 years ago

I will have a wish that i wont bathe in dog shiaaaaat

Demon19878 years ago

1.Dog shit is chocolate 2.immortal 3. No age 4. Regeneration 5. Super speed 6. Super strength 7. Super sayain 8. Super sayain 3 9. Super sayain 4 10. Every other form of Super sayain

HiBob2410 years ago

wish 1:wish I didn't have to bathe in that twice every day wish 2:unlimited wishes

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