Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago

Wish 1: I do not have to bathe in dog shit twice a day. Wish 2: unlimited wishes

Blank000 11 years ago

I have got ten wishes, I don't mind wasting one to make all shit that touches my skin turn into clean warm water.

Ordinary_guy99 3 years ago

Genius

Jaasjaas 9 years ago

My qishes: 1) get 5 dollars 2) become worm 3) get to bath in dog poop every day 4) get immunity to voice cracks 5) have can of beans 6) have 1 more friend 7) get 4 followers at facebook 8) never have to blink my eyes 9) increase my IQ by 4(i have -24) and 17) get cold coffee

Yukitai 5 years ago

Question is: Why "have to"? Does it hold the secret to your life, or is it more like a poop fetishism?

Ike Sly 13 years ago

i would wish that dog shit felt, smelled, tasted, and acted like sunshine

uchhickckfkdk 5 years ago

i will say that dog shit is like water with blossom and rose

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Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

Step one:wish for inf wishes. 2: wish for inf money. 3:???4: profit.

anoonymooss 10 years ago

First wish: Whenever I touched dog crap, it turned into 100% cleansing and dogcrap free money, meaning I could get rich and clean at the same time!

Luke Lang 13 years ago

Wish number one: I wish I didn't have to bathe in dog shit twice every day.

Woof12345 8 years ago

That"s NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!

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Hyltran 6 years ago

Will someone collect the dog shit four me? Or do I haw to collect and prepare my one dog shit bath myself? I suppose I can start my one dog shit collecting business? Excuse my sir/madam can I by your bag of dog shit?

Yukitai 5 years ago

Wish for it if you do. Then wish that you can replace the poop with something else, then you can have 2 baths every day because why not... Then you can spend a third wish on limiting the bathing itself, like 1-second bath where you teleport in and out havi... [Show full comment]

Toothbanger 9 years ago

I wish I wouldn’t have to bathe in dat dung. Like if u agree

TressabMae 9 years ago

I would wish that I had more yrs of good luck,and for the shit to actually feel,taste,look and smell like anything I wanted. And an MiB memory flash,plus I"d want to be the perfect picture of what my boyfriend wanted me to be,but what I want to be,and be super hot,plus anything else.

SirEdodo 8 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit

KaiR 8 years ago

Step 1 wish for infinite wishes step 2 wish that u didnt have to bath in dog shit but instead oreos twice a day step 3 wish to be rich and have sex every day

DaMasta21 9 years ago

first wish: infinite wishes

KaikeTheHumanhog 9 years ago

I can wish to NOT bath on dog shit. Or i could wish to turn it into clean water.

LS_Fan 9 years ago

I wish water is called dog shit

Trevor Valance 13 years ago

first wish: "dog shit smells like roses" second wish: "dog shit washes off extremely easily"

xxxxx 10 years ago

Third wish..... infinite wishes

DeathNinjaGamerHD 10 years ago

first wish is to have infinite wishes.second wish is to be immortal.after i wish to don`t eat dog shit.my 4 wish is to be peace forever.my 5 wish is to ebola,cholera,smallpox,Black Death be dangerous than cancer.wish 6 is to thesse wiped out of the existen... [Show full comment]

otaku girl :/ 10 years ago

I would wish to not bathe in dog shit lol

NightLark 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Yukitai 5 years ago

"If you don't, you'll see a little dead girl in your room". rofl because I only go to sleep after sunrise and never am in my room during night (this may be a lie, or may not. Doesn't matter because you can answer a lie with a lie)

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oldnotweak 12 years ago

my wishes would be worth it... easily! i dont believe in using the upside to negate the downside.

Jake Courtney 13 years ago

i would wish that i wouldn't have to do that but still get the wishs

Zoe76892 9 years ago

And luck

Oscaror Swider 13 years ago

this is easily avoidable

Sentrack 11 years ago

I wish to have all the wish I want to and my first is that I don't have to bathe in dog shit

Skullcrusher420 10 years ago

I"d wish not to bathe in dog shit

adolf hitler 11 years ago

that is the smartest thing ever

Vicamu 7 years ago

Just wish 4 a shitproof suit that cover you entirly when any form of shit is nearby

BROCKY BALBOWMAN 10 years ago

wish that you didn't have to bathe in shit

Cody Beahrs 11 years ago

Change dog shit into water

Will you press the button again 11 years ago

Hmmmm.. I think wish number one will be that I don't have to bathe in dog poop ever in my life

1st-Cavalry-Division 9 years ago

I wish not to bathe in dog shit, and I wish to have an endless chain of wishes.

BADWOLF10 11 years ago

i would use a wish so that I wouldn't have to bathe in dog shit

meatloave 2 years ago

Each bath takes 1/20th second and both baths occur back to back and are instantly followed by a warm ,soapy clean water shower.

Bubbles23 10 years ago

But u could just hace a shower instead

smsff7 11 years ago

Wish that dogs shit out some nice scented soap with the first wish then hey have fun with it

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

Wished that dog shit was water.

kobra945 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Animeweeb25 4 years ago

What If i wish that dog shit doesnt exist

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

I would wish that I wouldn't have to bathe in it

Shuffler AbuZaid 13 years ago

Just wish that u dont bath in dog shit

Sin3447 9 years ago

I didn't press this fo one reson, I NEVA WANNT VOVER MEH BALLS IN DOG SHIT

Beagle_girl27 11 years ago

This game is old lol

wassupboizlovedisgame 6 years ago

also i can just wish to bathe in regular water again if you think about it

Rise 10 years ago

Dog shit turns to water when I touch it. Boom. Done

Somebodytouchamyspagghet 9 years ago

Wish that the downside was dogshit and didn't exist.

Dukki on Craig 11 years ago

1.Dogs poop Money, 2.Doge Poops Diamonds, 3. I wish me a Doge, 4.Nobody can make shit, 5.Infinity money, 6.Health 7.Infinity Life 9.Most famous and loved person in the wourld 10. 10000 MORE WISHES!!!!!!!! 11. REST OF MY LIFE LUCK!

Greeninja5 10 years ago

Wish for dog crap to be non Newtonian sun light, and then wish for infinite wishes

kjmn1999 11 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

mysak95 9 years ago

My dog"s shit?

FysticCS 11 years ago

first wish: dog shit acts, smells, and does everything exactly like soap, or body wash (whatever)

cyguy 10 years ago

wish that i dont have to bathe in shit

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