Will You Press The Button?

Dread Champion 11 years ago

How'd you get that scar? Oh this? I had to have a baby surgically removed from my forehead because I pressed a button that would cause world peace. ....Ok then...*backs away slowly*

Davsaurus 11 years ago

But peace is boring!

Reedzu 9 years ago

Exactly!

PulmonaryFlame 9 years ago

Only one needs a baby on their head and 24459 people have chosen to take one for the team. SO FUCK DAT SHIT I"M OUT!

Aiden641 3 years ago

36100 now

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Mr anonymous 11 years ago

my little own wingman!

BrewsGhost 11 years ago

I always wanted to be in Ripley's Believe it or not.

JohnytheKiller 11 years ago

If it is in peace then they can't make fun of you

Deadghoul 11 years ago

I'll call her bob

kenlord 10 years ago

can we cut it off

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

Literally a babyface

Hanroo 11 years ago

Get it removed and put it for adoption

Christian James Meredith 13 years ago

Time to take one for the team!

Temmie190 6 years ago

No need to press it if someone else did

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lovey826 11 years ago

peace sucks, and the world would suck

L00PH0L3 9 years ago

Ill just perform a sergery to remove the baby

VEZOLLA 10 years ago

I press this button when im in my deathbed

autocar66 10 years ago

For humanity!!!!!!

Migdin1 10 years ago

I will get it removed and give the baby to someone else. Problem solved. 20 years later i will meet the baby and tell him/her/it/both/non-human-baby : BABY, I AM YOUR FATHER!!

Migdin1 10 years ago

Wait, i forgot what this button did, let me check.... WAIT I MADE WORLD PEACE! NO I DON'T WANT WORLD PEACE! It is so boring (just kidding ðŸ˜ƒ

Oggy 11 years ago

Grow balls!!!!!!

Riz 12 years ago

Is it a clone? I hope it's a clone.

Chris Rarrick 13 years ago

abort the forehead baby

Solark 9 years ago

All you anti abortion people getting all butthurt, this was probably a joke and besides, would you rather the baby be raised and resented by the parent(s), viewed as a mistake and possibly abused, with the slight chance the parent(s) were smart enough to o... [Show full comment]

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xXBurritosaregoodXx 9 years ago

Ill Have Surgery. The Baby Will Be Fine, Ill Be Fine, Yay

HowardHames 9 years ago

THE BABY WILL GROW ON YOUR FOREHEAD NO ONE SAY THAT IT WOULD BE CONNECTED JUST PULL THE BABY OF AFTER ITS A TODDLER

GoldenGecko 9 years ago

Sat hello to my little friend

JDMK 10 years ago

cut it off

McMufficus173 10 years ago

I will name it Mistake

Erikquinnburzinski 8 years ago

If I recall the law correctly that would be child abuse

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Jessica Ray 13 years ago

I'll have it surgically removed

DanielleWilson 8 years ago

it might not be a human baby. Look up botfly. Female botflies lay their eggs on mosquitoes so that when mosquitoes bite the eggs get inside of you. If this happens on your forehead then you get to grow a baby botfly in your forehead. Larvae are much smalle... [Show full comment]

Daniel Redigan Jr. 13 years ago

I don't even know how to respond to that.

Carl Stevenson 13 years ago

I see no downside to this.

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA 9 years ago

I like babies too bro (gives high five)

Andee Oord 13 years ago

Who even comes up with these

PRESS ALL DAH BUTTONS!!! 11 years ago

People. Like you and me because all are weird.

Lilly Beth 13 years ago

IM AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING

MLG_police2234 10 years ago

I hate babies

Tu Fanzhou 13 years ago

I see no upside

LiamEgil 9 years ago

I need war to get good shooters

Emilia_Anna 11 years ago

But you could just cut him off...

slipperysquid 9 years ago

parasitic twin?

skullkeeper94 11 years ago

Amputate the baby...

Hio 9 years ago

Wtf take one for the team I guess

michael,1706 11 years ago

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