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You become an immortal vampire, and have your own castle, as well as a completely and utterly loyal werewolf butler, and your stuffed animals become sentient and will do anything you say.
but
You cannot physically interact with mortals. You can talk to them, however. But you cannot touch, fight, or hug them. (you can get your new familiars to, however) Also, boredom becomes much easier to come across.
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minimegaman0909 months ago
one sentence. "Boredom becomes much easier to come across." This would be detrimental, especially as you float around in space after the world ends since you're immortal.

Ceelive_5542 months ago
eventually kars stopped thinking

Logic_Gatekeeper3 years ago
Does drinking blood from a dead one in the forest alone, count as interacting with mortals?

abcedarian9 years ago
too much to read

FirefoxYT8 years ago
GET OUT KID

hollyskyes9 years ago
the only downside is it makes you a vampire

joane9 years ago
No, its that you can't interact with mortals

PercyVader9 years ago
What if I transform them into Vampires?

GoldenEnergy9 years ago
wtf illumanati
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mebruh9 years ago
That don't sound to bad, I'm not fond of (shudder) people

CSmittyWap4 years ago
Make me the werewolf instead. Vampires suck.

TeddsterTeddycus9 years ago
Hell no, if you are a Vampire, you will still burn. But you are immortal so you wont die. But that doesnt mean it doesnt hurt you. You bassically want to die. Because it hurts so much!

SB5728 years ago
The twilight series
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AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago
Just become a furry and make love with the werewolf.

THEATOMBOMB0358 years ago
Rachel Alucard, from Blazblue, is that you?

Wyatt Asher12 years ago
Is this from some sort of anime or manga?

rtyhtfyhtfyh3 years ago
Bunnicula?
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Togaloo457 years ago
My god this has a lot of rules soooooo boring and also the military will come and kill you

Peace-a-Pizza7 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza7 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Peace-a-Pizza7 years ago
IMMORTALITY IS A DOWNSIDE

Dexagon4 years ago
BUT CAN YOU INTERACT WITH THEM!?!?!?
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IngridSmith7 years ago
Id be down to be a vampire but id rather not have a werewolf butler

DragonEXE7 years ago
OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETED! BLAZBLUE IS ON THIS SITE!

XzavityQueen8 years ago
I"d read that book.

Bismarck8 years ago
Blazblue Rachael?

LogicWizard3148 years ago
WTF?

Happyfredt7 years ago
Same.(Logic wizard)

AllyKat8 years ago
Oddly specific

SkyDaVampire 9 years ago
Vampire? FUCK YEA

SkyDaVampire 9 years ago
I posted this 1 second ago. Why does it say 4 hrs ago..?

Silver_Savvy9 years ago
you cant even kiss your soul mate?!! i will not!!

Memeber9 years ago
chesire, NO PHYSICAL CONTACT.
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Rachael Snider12 years ago
If you can't interact with mortals where do you get your blood?

MANJUEGAZOS6 years ago
But wait, you"re inmortal
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Skyler Fields11 years ago
10 months later* theres an anime series about this...

Mrkoala8 years ago
Doesnt say anything about imnternet

Mohmmadede9 years ago
I will let them touch me and fight for me problem solves

Jennifer Weiske12 years ago
Who needs mortals? *scoffs*

JonesBBQAndFootMassage9 years ago
3edgy5me

DucksGamingDK9 years ago
Just bite a hot girl so she becomes a vampire 2

Honk Honk9 years ago
Yeah, but how? You can't interact with people.

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
Tell my stuffed animals to kidnap a human and give it"s blood to me.

Aaxx9 years ago
I wonder who wrote this...

Spiderp8 years ago
Solution: Have your werewolf turn everyone into a werewolf. BOOM, NO PROBLEMS! ...well, except for everyone being a werewolf.

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
Rather be the warewolf sorry

Iconoclasm_10 years ago
If you cannot interact with mortals physically you cannot feed. You'd look terrible if you wouldn't die.

Drake70119 years ago
Twilight all the way!

Doyee8 years ago
Do you get to be a bitch

Azure_King3 years ago
Can I make people vampire"s?

Lissa Trancy9 years ago
Make your familiars drain the blood from humans...

Crazygalaxyunicorn7 years ago
I could transform them into vampires

Methods5 years ago
So you turn into Rachael Alucard from Blaze Blue ....

Techno_Guy559 years ago
can I make one other person immortal too like my favourite youtuber to stop the boredom

SpungBob8 years ago
I REJECT MY HUMANITY! JOJO!

Inferno7279 years ago
Make stuffed people?

Fleet_Admiral_Auto8 years ago
Well isn't that an obvious choice? Don't press it.

speedi999 years ago
Turn them to a vampire problem solved no boredom

PotterHead24687 years ago
Why in the hell would I want to become a vampire

Darth Derp9 years ago
My teddy bear army gets the blood for me, and they also get me any gaming device I want.

Toodles9 years ago
If Sebastian lives in the house it's fine by me

GBWYMaxwell7 years ago
Could I still bite them? Bite everyone I love to turn them immortal, so I can still hug them :3
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