You will unlock the secrets of the universe and have infinite understanding of it
but
Nobody believes you, regardless of the answers, and you are locked up in a psychiatric ward until you kill yourself by hanging
I will not


235x0last year
you could probably force reincarnate yourself without losing your memories if you know how the universe works. And possibly reach/breach other universes.

ana_de_kuzma3 years ago
well then i could understand how could i escape that room

7_Year_Old_Press_the_Button_Enthusiast4 years ago
Please help me. I am incredibly suicidal. Just yesterday, I slit the insides of my stomach creating 3 internal, open wounds that haven't healed. Please. I need help. My parents refuse to drive me to a hospital, and they took away any tool I could have to c...[Show full comment]

SLUSHYMACHINElast year
If you go to school or a workplace, call the ambulance from there.

DriftingSalmon 9 years ago
If you had all knowledge, you can figure a way to get out of the physio ward and escape the police... learn how to fly and breath on different planets... you could learn how to become a god and bend people at your will or start a new human race :D

The_Great_Papyrus_last year
There is a mind blown emoji: 🤯
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TheLonelyCheese9 years ago
If I'm really that smart then I would know that everyone is too stupid to believe me and I'd keep my mouth shut. I am not going to FUCKING kill myself!

Rozuwu3 years ago
That"s not an option !nthe button"s rules are the button"s rules

Setsuna Seiei12 years ago
If you unlock the secrets of the universe along with infinite understanding of it you would more then likely have the knowledge required to become a god. At that point if anyone believed you or not would become irrelevant you could simply force them to acc...[Show full comment]

AceOfQuantum4 years ago
They just said "the secrets of the universe" you"re expecting the secrets of the universe to be some ancient scroll that when you read you will become a god. If you were alive a few decades ago the secrets of the universe would be surface tension, nuclear...[Show full comment]
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Keriko9 years ago
So you die by hanging your self DOSNT SAY IN THE WARD but suicide....I can live with that

TheLonelyCheese9 years ago
You can live with death?... WHAT!?!

Toki Vick12 years ago
42, your argument is invalid

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
* won the lottery
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CelinaNyan10 years ago
welp that got dark... very quick... quack

Yo_tengo7 years ago
You know I will first write a book about it, ANONYMOUSLY and sell it and post on the internet , they may lock me up , but once they studied it right they would understand me!

brreely9 years ago
But isn't that the greatest thing a person could ever achieve in their life?? There is no other life that could hold a greater meaning that unlocking the secrets of the universe right I'd take it

Lzke8 years ago
Step 1: press the button Step 2: write a book about this shit (make it sound like you"re trolling Step 3:??? Step 4: profit

Klarix9 years ago
How can you die if you unlock the secret of the universe? Or the universe itself is just dull to live in

z1611 months ago
Man I already have this power

Christofle Valiant Sangkanparan12 years ago
just say yes and then everything will be **** up

Caden.miles 9 years ago
I have always wondered about the illuminati

ranboomba3 years ago
just don't tell nobody

Zacattac8 years ago
pretend to kill myself tricking button then escape because i have the knowledge too and then do what the top comment says and become god amongst men.

Mixofmax5 years ago
Well... I do, but no one believes me anyways. so what"s the point?

#RedBeanBun 9 years ago
Wow, that took a turn xD

Kaulau10 years ago
The meaning of the universe is 42.DUUUUUH!

CodeNameJ7002 months ago
That's what those Mid ages people do on those scientists who discovered the truth...

Lazy Kitty10 years ago
So I basically have unlimited knowledge? Knowledge is power. So I'll have POOOOOWER! UNLIMITED POWER!

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
if im smart i would know how to get out

PerDaDer9 years ago
JESUS!?!!

Kingpigaxelast year
just don’t tell anyone

Zuleika Lakhani12 years ago
the doctor

CaptainMorgan868 years ago
Uggggghhhhhhhh fuck you

Riyosha9 years ago
If no one believes you, just don't tell anyone. There you go, you're a fucking genius and no one knows. You can destroy galaxies. You're like Rick from Rick and Morty.

TheTrueBlueSonicFan10 years ago
LOOPHOLE, you keep the secrets to yourself

charavsfrisk9 years ago
Well dont say anything they can't lock you up unless you keep trying to convince them

AgentCPU010 years ago
Yea- no. Just, no.

AsSmUnch30007 years ago
Only specific

TheOperator11 months ago
they wouldnt let you do that there silly thats not how it works

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago
Hm almost the same thing happened in the middle ages

Cooldude218 years ago
Don't have to tell anyone

DeathStarDestroyer9 years ago
It doesn't say you have to tell them

lolbro668 years ago
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JNG13219 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Roufous9 years ago
What the hell dude?

Adrianr3 years ago
I'm above that

DungeonMaster2510 years ago
That sounds like a wonderful life

DA-WAE5 years ago
OK its Big brain time, and also swear words.... viewer discretion is advised. BrUh let"s go So nobody believes me, I am so smart, I am like god 1.0 I am so smart that I can say their deepest darkest fears and secrets out ...[Show full comment]

Overcharge10019 years ago
I learned something from the secrets of the universe...The Cake Is A Lie.

Lzke8 years ago
It always was

Bendyandtheinkmachine7 years ago
Who cares if they know ٩(⁎❛ᴗ❛⁎)۶

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i figure out how to escape.

gnomerella10 years ago
Who said I'd tell people?

bxballer9 years ago
IN MY NEW GARRAGE WITH MY KNOWLEDGE

nah_abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzlast year
retro world

Booper_Dooper8 years ago
It didn't say I had to share the secrets.

AlexTheDragonMaster164 years ago
If I knew the secrets of the universe, I would be able to get out of the ward
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