well then i could understand how could i escape that room
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235x02 years ago
you could probably force reincarnate yourself without losing your memories if you know how the universe works. And possibly reach/breach other universes.
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DriftingSalmon 11 years ago
If you had all knowledge, you can figure a way to get out of the physio ward and escape the police... learn how to fly and breath on different planets... you could learn how to become a god and bend people at your will or start a new human race :D
Please help me. I am incredibly suicidal. Just yesterday, I slit the insides of my stomach creating 3 internal, open wounds that haven't healed. Please. I need help. My parents refuse to drive me to a hospital, and they took away any tool I could have to c...[Show full comment]
If I'm really that smart then I would know that everyone is too stupid to believe me and I'd keep my mouth shut. I am not going to FUCKING kill myself!
Rozuwu5 years ago
That"s not an option !nthe button"s rules are the button"s rules
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Setsuna Seiei13 years ago
If you unlock the secrets of the universe along with infinite understanding of it you would more then likely have the knowledge required to become a god. At that point if anyone believed you or not would become irrelevant you could simply force them to acc...[Show full comment]
AceOfQuantum5 years ago
They just said "the secrets of the universe" you"re expecting the secrets of the universe to be some ancient scroll that when you read you will become a god. If you were alive a few decades ago the secrets of the universe would be surface tension, nuclear...[Show full comment]
This reminds me of the fic A Splitting Of The Mind, anyone else? No? Okay then *slowly backs away*
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Deweedos11 years ago
I would keep my mouth shut.
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Muv22HD2 years ago
couldnt care less about this universe this is stupid
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Justinfab12 years ago
i would..... just not kill my self that or just not tell any one p-p
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Masterofwolfzzz11 years ago
of course i will do it i will be in peace with the world
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grene dae9 years ago
I don't want to magically know and understand the secrets of the universe. I want to figure them out myself, I want to explore them, piece for piece, planet for planet, deep sky object for deep sky object, galaxy for galaxy, formula for formula, concept for concept.
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thebuttonman75 years ago
so, I̸̻̐ ̵͔̕c̵͔̈́ä̸͎n̸̻̈́ ̶̛̱c̷̣͌r̵̖̽e̶̡̽ă̶̺t̷̼͗ē̶͈ ̷̟͛b̸͜͝ĺ̶̜a̴̰͑c̸̩͂k̴̯̎h̸̛̞o̶̗͠l̶̫̚e̵̘͛s̸̩̑ ̷̺́f̵̬́ȑ̴̥o̸̙͒ḿ̵̤ ̸̻̈́m̶̮̽ÿ̸̧́ ̸͍̄b̷̻͊ĺ̷̹o̴̪͗o̷͕͘d̵̤̅?̷̳̀
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Kris_wolf10 years ago
WHAT ZE ACTUAL FUCK!.... excuse my French
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King117111 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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vaguelyPoshSquare10 months ago
Well if I understand all the secrets, then why don’t I know the secrets to not get hung
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Mickle11 years ago
The heck?
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densch8 years ago
what would I care about my clothes?
When I am practically god? :-D
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Jones.HeHeHeHa2 years ago
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????...[Show full comment]
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Chase Queentry13 years ago
What if all people in psychiatric wards...
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G3nius_mlg9 years ago
Why would you hang yourself you have knowledge of the universe which means that you can escape it without getting caught and do anything else without getting caught
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_SaileZ11 years ago
I wont tell anyone about it
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NHLic10 years ago
It is time for science!!
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Snowflake29611 years ago
Easy choice
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Sailor_Mercury5 years ago
Is the hanging necessary? Or even if i dont tell anyone i wont have to worry about everything else, but then again, its dreadful knowing the secrets.
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the.coronach11 years ago
what would even be the point? besides, knowing stuff just steals up all the goddamn miracles out of life like a motherfucking thief.
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ShetNegroThatsAllYouHadToSay7 years ago
Who says I share my secrets?
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TrinityPadill198711 years ago
OK THATS REALLY SPECIFIC!! WHY HANG MYSELF?? WHY NOT JUST STAY THERE AND NOT KILL MYSELF
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Mike90909 years ago
So basically you become a depressive super nerd? No thanks. (No hate to nerds but depression isn't fun)
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JFGChorsebackrider11 years ago
That would be scary knowing that and you would be punished for telling the truth, no thank you.
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FungusFreak2 years ago
So basically Cassandra but worse.
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Absolutely NOT.
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robo21fegget12 years ago
Rule number one of being a hunter: keep your mouth shut.
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rammm3 years ago
Having no one believe anything you say just means that you would always need to speak in opposites to get a point across. This also means that to get out of the ward all I would need to do is say "I'm meant to be here, and it is a bad idea to let me out" w...[Show full comment]
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Lia Kim13 years ago
did you mean: Cassandra or Professor Trelawney?
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Ajal9 years ago
My pickup truck is a koenigsegg one:1
Ajal9 years ago
Wrong post i accidently skipped the last one
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ThePaulDude5 years ago
What is it with the "you gain knowledge of the universe but you can't tell anyone about it" scenarios? Even if people did listen to you they wouldn't care, so what"s the point?
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EaSnowPw 10 years ago
This is dark lol
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TheTrueBlueSonicFan11 years ago
LOOPHOLE, you keep the secrets to yourself
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brreely11 years ago
But isn't that the greatest thing a person could ever achieve in their life?? There is no other life that could hold a greater meaning that unlocking the secrets of the universe right I'd take it
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kamit13 days ago
So does that mean I can find a way to escape?
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CelinaNyan11 years ago
welp that got dark... very quick...
quack
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Yo_tengo8 years ago
You know I will first write a book about it, ANONYMOUSLY and sell it and post on the internet , they may lock me up , but once they studied it right they would understand me!
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Klarix11 years ago
How can you die if you unlock the secret of the universe? Or the universe itself is just dull to live in
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z162 years ago
Man I already have this power
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Christofle Valiant Sangkanparan13 years ago
just say yes and then everything will be **** up
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Lzke9 years ago
Step 1: press the button
Step 2: write a book about this shit (make it sound like you"re trolling
Step 3:???
Step 4: profit
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ranboomba4 years ago
just don't tell nobody
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Zacattac10 years ago
pretend to kill myself tricking button then escape because i have the knowledge too and then do what the top comment says and become god amongst men.
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