You will unlock the secrets of the universe and have infinite understanding of it
but
Nobody believes you, regardless of the answers, and you are locked up in a psychiatric ward until you kill yourself by hanging
I will not

ana_de_kuzma 4 years ago
well then i could understand how could i escape that room

235x0 2 years ago
you could probably force reincarnate yourself without losing your memories if you know how the universe works. And possibly reach/breach other universes.

DriftingSalmon 11 years ago
If you had all knowledge, you can figure a way to get out of the physio ward and escape the police... learn how to fly and breath on different planets... you could learn how to become a god and bend people at your will or start a new human race :D

Chloe_Spamton 3 years ago
There is a mind blown emoji: 🤯
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7_Year_Old_Press_the_Button_Enthusiast 5 years ago
Please help me. I am incredibly suicidal. Just yesterday, I slit the insides of my stomach creating 3 internal, open wounds that haven't healed. Please. I need help. My parents refuse to drive me to a hospital, and they took away any tool I could have to c... [Show full comment]

CHINA45 last year
bro还好吗
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TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago
If I'm really that smart then I would know that everyone is too stupid to believe me and I'd keep my mouth shut. I am not going to FUCKING kill myself!

Rozuwu 5 years ago
That"s not an option !nthe button"s rules are the button"s rules

Setsuna Seiei 13 years ago
If you unlock the secrets of the universe along with infinite understanding of it you would more then likely have the knowledge required to become a god. At that point if anyone believed you or not would become irrelevant you could simply force them to acc... [Show full comment]

AceOfQuantum 5 years ago
They just said "the secrets of the universe" you"re expecting the secrets of the universe to be some ancient scroll that when you read you will become a god. If you were alive a few decades ago the secrets of the universe would be surface tension, nuclear... [Show full comment]
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Keriko 11 years ago
So you die by hanging your self DOSNT SAY IN THE WARD but suicide....I can live with that

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago
You can live with death?... WHAT!?!

Toki Vick 13 years ago
42, your argument is invalid

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
* won the lottery
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ChloeStanford 9 years ago
This reminds me of the fic A Splitting Of The Mind, anyone else? No? Okay then *slowly backs away*

Deweedos 11 years ago
I would keep my mouth shut.

Muv22HD 2 years ago
couldnt care less about this universe this is stupid

Justinfab 12 years ago
i would..... just not kill my self that or just not tell any one p-p

Masterofwolfzzz 11 years ago
of course i will do it i will be in peace with the world

grene dae 9 years ago
I don't want to magically know and understand the secrets of the universe. I want to figure them out myself, I want to explore them, piece for piece, planet for planet, deep sky object for deep sky object, galaxy for galaxy, formula for formula, concept for concept.

thebuttonman7 5 years ago
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Kris_wolf 10 years ago
WHAT ZE ACTUAL FUCK!.... excuse my French

King1171 11 years ago
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vaguelyPoshSquare 10 months ago
Well if I understand all the secrets, then why don’t I know the secrets to not get hung

Mickle 11 years ago
The heck?

densch 8 years ago
what would I care about my clothes? When I am practically god? :-D

Jones.HeHeHeHa 2 years ago
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????... [Show full comment]

Chase Queentry 13 years ago
What if all people in psychiatric wards...

G3nius_mlg 9 years ago
Why would you hang yourself you have knowledge of the universe which means that you can escape it without getting caught and do anything else without getting caught

_SaileZ 11 years ago
I wont tell anyone about it

NHLic 10 years ago
It is time for science!!

Snowflake296 11 years ago
Easy choice

Sailor_Mercury 5 years ago
Is the hanging necessary? Or even if i dont tell anyone i wont have to worry about everything else, but then again, its dreadful knowing the secrets.

the.coronach 11 years ago
what would even be the point? besides, knowing stuff just steals up all the goddamn miracles out of life like a motherfucking thief.

ShetNegroThatsAllYouHadToSay 7 years ago
Who says I share my secrets?

TrinityPadill1987 11 years ago
OK THATS REALLY SPECIFIC!! WHY HANG MYSELF?? WHY NOT JUST STAY THERE AND NOT KILL MYSELF

Mike9090 9 years ago
So basically you become a depressive super nerd? No thanks. (No hate to nerds but depression isn't fun)

JFGChorsebackrider 11 years ago
That would be scary knowing that and you would be punished for telling the truth, no thank you.

FungusFreak 2 years ago
So basically Cassandra but worse. ... Absolutely NOT.

robo21fegget 12 years ago
Rule number one of being a hunter: keep your mouth shut.

rammm 3 years ago
Having no one believe anything you say just means that you would always need to speak in opposites to get a point across. This also means that to get out of the ward all I would need to do is say "I'm meant to be here, and it is a bad idea to let me out" w... [Show full comment]

Lia Kim 13 years ago
did you mean: Cassandra or Professor Trelawney?

Ajal 9 years ago
My pickup truck is a koenigsegg one:1

Ajal 9 years ago
Wrong post i accidently skipped the last one

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
What is it with the "you gain knowledge of the universe but you can't tell anyone about it" scenarios? Even if people did listen to you they wouldn't care, so what"s the point?

EaSnowPw 10 years ago
This is dark lol

TheTrueBlueSonicFan 11 years ago
LOOPHOLE, you keep the secrets to yourself

brreely 11 years ago
But isn't that the greatest thing a person could ever achieve in their life?? There is no other life that could hold a greater meaning that unlocking the secrets of the universe right I'd take it

kamit 13 days ago
So does that mean I can find a way to escape?

CelinaNyan 11 years ago
welp that got dark... very quick... quack

Yo_tengo 8 years ago
You know I will first write a book about it, ANONYMOUSLY and sell it and post on the internet , they may lock me up , but once they studied it right they would understand me!

Klarix 11 years ago
How can you die if you unlock the secret of the universe? Or the universe itself is just dull to live in

z16 2 years ago
Man I already have this power

Christofle Valiant Sangkanparan 13 years ago
just say yes and then everything will be **** up

Lzke 9 years ago
Step 1: press the button Step 2: write a book about this shit (make it sound like you"re trolling Step 3:??? Step 4: profit

ranboomba 4 years ago
just don't tell nobody

Zacattac 10 years ago
pretend to kill myself tricking button then escape because i have the knowledge too and then do what the top comment says and become god amongst men.
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