You could eat as much pizza as you want
but
sleep on the floor the rest of your life
I will not


Sponska9 years ago
I can make the floor comfortable

Somebodysometimesomeplase7 years ago
True
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Sparkpin11 years ago
make floor out of memory foam

Muspelheim9 years ago
sleep on a bed on the floor
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Button Mash12349 years ago
Put my bed on the bed on the floor.

Mirai_Mcfly2 years ago
Freaking genius

thegreenrex9 years ago
PUNCH THAT RED BUTTON IN THE FACE, LIKE A BOOS AND PIZZAS ALL AROUND WAPISH WAPISH AND THANK YOU PEPERONIS AND I WILL SEE YOU CHEESES, IN THE NEXT DILEMAAA, PAPAPA PAAARARARARA PAPARARARA TANDANTA TARARANDA TANDANTA PAAARARARARA

Violetta8 years ago
Nice JSE (Jacksepticeye) referrence
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Rarizard9 years ago
I already sleep on the floor most of the time, plus what about sleeping bags?

Dalek Stan9 years ago
*FACEPALM* There are SO many ways to make the floor comfy, and technically, a bed is on the floor, soooooooooooooooooooooooo....

EmilStvring7 years ago
Yeah the bed is on the floor and its says u have to sleep on the floor not sleeping on something its on the floor

CookieKing9 years ago
make the floor out of bunch of beds tada

Sarah SleptIn YourCar12 years ago
the floor is comfy plus i would be so comatose from the carbs that i wouldnt care anyway

duckymouth3 years ago
Agreed

TallTales8 years ago
This is my life! and Free Cupcakes!

Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago
Pizza, HERE I COME!

Asthem8 years ago
I d o n t s e e t h e D O W N S I D E

bbywaffles9 years ago
Make a MOTHAFUCKIN PILLOW FORT and sleep there

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago
SLEEPING ON FLOORS IS FINE IF I GET AS MUCH PIZZA TO EAT AS I WANT

SciFi_Reflect9 years ago
Then I can sleep anywhere without anyone complaining(I live and was born in Norway, so my English sucks...)

Ilseuhh9 years ago
I would sleep on pizza B)

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skyrimlegend219 years ago
CREEPY CREEP CREEPY CROOPY CROOPY CAN
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Jess Hallowell12 years ago
I sleep on my floor more than my bed anyway.

SleepyFurry879 months ago
*laughs in Floridian*

dudeimabyss8 years ago
with a good mattress i im in

Rainbow Dash C311 years ago
the floor is comfy

Bunniie107 years ago
Haha, to bad I don’t like pizza. COMFY BED HERE I COME!

Spengler9 years ago
Can still eat pizza anyways

theperson8 years ago
umm, i am not gonna press the button, one of the main reasons is becaue i cant ge out of my bed in the firs place, second i can eat as much pizz as i want already, third even though i can make floor comfy, i love my bed too much

PartyGamer9317 years ago
Just grab a few blankets to make a mini-bed, it would be just as comfy as a regular bed.

my name does not matter9 years ago
Too many loop holes

AnimeOverride8 years ago
As long as I can have a blanket of my choice, too.

punkii39 years ago
I'm allergic to pizza

catloverb4 years ago
put a sleeping bag on the floor

MakeWiseChoices9 years ago
Put a pillow and some cushions and a blanket, boom!

Migdin18 years ago
"The floor" is my new name for my bed

loophole199 years ago
Well a bed is on the floor so technically I would be already sleeping on the floor... Loophole😉

RCdabest9 years ago
no, ur sleeping on a bed, that is on the floor

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
I already can eat as much pizza as I want. Plus the floor is comfy

TemmieArmor9 years ago
You already CAN eat as much pizza as you want... it doesn't say anything specific about getting fat or paying for it...

Rhinorulz7 years ago
Specifically because it says as much as you want. I"d go to CC"s and eat all the pizza and never leave. Now if it was as much as you can, that would be a different thing, and then the limit would be 2 medium pizzas in a sitting.

RCdabest9 years ago
i already sleep on the third floor, tho the second floor does seem really nice, oh ur talking about the ground... yeah u need to say ground...

GenoSans7 years ago
doesnt everyone sleep on the floor already with something to comfort them?

Elfdragon3459 years ago
You can eat as much pizza as you want already.

Bassieban8 years ago
My bed is practilly the floor so..

phan.trash.10.25.099 years ago
I like the floor

Im1UserThatLikesDankMemesYo278 years ago
Sleeping bag?

merdek10 years ago
I'm even can't eat as much pizza as I get.

supermegaflyingturtlesofdoomanddeath8 years ago
My bed is floor in the air

Werner9 years ago
It would be disguting after a few days.

RCdabest9 years ago
its not "u only eat pizza" its "u can eat as much pizza as u want" u dumb fuck

Daniel_alizada1233 years ago
I would get the pizza, form it into a real bed and I would place it on the ground, it would feel like a bed but the system would think that I am sleeping on the ground since pizzas are not something you sleep on everyday

Themanpotato8 years ago
Just get a real soft thick carpet not difficult

WaterFlame927 years ago
Make da floor into a pool. Sleep swimming

WaterFlame927 years ago
Not when you are dead
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TheOltsuBoy9 years ago
Have a floor that has a bed in it

mike62369 years ago
I'll put my bed stuff on the floor and done thats all i need i did sleep on the floor sometimes

greaterfiend4 years ago
So free pizza and sleep as bad as I already do? Downside?

timmy😍9 years ago
U would get pretty fat but u also should learn not to jundge pepole for their love of pizza. Ps.the floor is stull very uncoufertible
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