You can eat whatever you want without having to exercise or move without getting fat (You don't have to eat to survive either)
but
Once you start eating you have to eat until you die
I will not


Puffer8 months ago
So I just won’t eat ever again

Coolman864 years ago
I love eating tho

Fuck_that_bitch_thanos7 years ago
Bitch I eat all day every day any way

Sean Ford12 years ago
> Doesn't say how often you have to eat/how much per meal > Could just eat normally for the rest of your life > Loopholes, loopholes everywhere.

jackohans53 years ago
Loopholes are communnication errors, they don't change anythinng.
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Malmquist95547 years ago
Eat some good air!

QueenCleo22448 years ago
I don't gain weight anyway so meh

Donnyduckzz7 years ago
Only them spicy memes will get yr weight up

alinea9 years ago
OMG

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
this is stupid You don't have to eat to survive but you have to keep eating or you will die

Raven13239 years ago
NO, it says UNTIL you die Not, 'Or you will die.'
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José Silva12 years ago
I never get fat and I eat like a pig

katy_michaelis9 years ago
Lucky you!
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ProZone7 years ago
Eats grape Well, shit

Vic Fuentes9 years ago
I eat alot and dont get fat, its called using your mind. Im Fucking Lawliet.

likeasssnake10 years ago
Just got off your lazy asses and exercise

KurimuzonTora9 years ago
So never eat again or eat and never gain weight

CherryReti10 years ago
BUT I DONT HAVE TO EAT ANYWAY

salogain8 years ago
i mean eating is good and u wont get fat just make the hardest beef and jew forever

Mitsu10 years ago
Eat something really small, like a granule (?) of sugar

Larry_trashno19 years ago
In fact, we already eat until we die, I mean unless you"re suffering from anorexia, which is pretty bad, you eat until you die

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realPOPgoestheMangle9 years ago
eat air

TheGuyWithaCookie9 years ago
INFINITE CHOCOLATE AND BACON!!!

Meximan92511 years ago
YOU WOULD BE THE SOURCE OF WORLD HUNGER

gargola120010 years ago
Eating until we die es what we do now, right?

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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
seems famine came by........

brooklynpearson8 years ago
LOOPHOLESSSSSSSSSSSS

jacksmith9 years ago
this is weird

xXshadow_slayerXx12 months ago
I don’t get hungry so why would I eat?

Pussylicker6910 years ago
Isn't that what we do anyway?

Little Snowflake 9 years ago
"You don't have to eat to survive either", so... no problem.

Hybridization5 years ago
I wanna eat and eat and eat and eat... until I die

Kick me 10 years ago
Mabey just for a week then

Luluz9 years ago
So constant snacking then. Bag full of oreos. expensive

Alfatta7 years ago
I already have you eat until I die

Brookie259 years ago
41% of people are stupid

ilovegames9768810 years ago
PLZ CHECK OUT MY TWITTER MY NAME IS THE SAME ITS JUST IN CAPS

prayforkqly9 years ago
I eat a pot and I m not getting fat

MyMom6410 years ago
OK I LOVE TO EAT

Nono20028 years ago
Little nightmares

sdho20039 years ago
Just eat normally, it doesnt say you have to spend the rest of your life eating. *loophole*

jackohans53 years ago
If I were starving, this would be worth it, because I would no longer need to eat. But I like eating and I'm not starving so I won't hit the button.

inkredeble10 years ago
Just don't eat. It states that you don't need it to survive hence not eating is your best option. And by not eating you won't have to shit either.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago
It just says you eat until death, how often, it doesn't say just that you have to eat until death. Sooo... be a normal human being with incredible health basically.

Wonyenners11 years ago
I already eat until I die. Now I just can't get fat. Winning!

~PeachDeredere~9 years ago
What..?

best will you press the button player9 years ago
makes no since

YellowPhoneCall9 years ago
So I never have to eat. No problem

PROShwee 10 years ago
Constantly eat non stop for the rest of one's life, because I jlcam literally just eat the 3 meals and a few snacks in between

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
didnt say when u have to eat

XxDERPxXxCAKExX10 years ago
One chip at a time

EdeBoii8 years ago
I'll eat only pizza and sausage
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