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You can fly
but
You have no hands
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dudebro1019 years ago
I can't fap I CAN'T FAP!!

GarfieldLover05last year
you will find a way..
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Master-accident4 years ago
creeper aww man

Certesis9 years ago
this 47 years ago is a joke by the website creators. not a glitch

PanicKING8 years ago
Hahahahaha why would anyone sacrifice their hands for flight???

DatBoi217 years ago
Shit on people"s heads

markzilla9 years ago
but how would i jackk....Play video games

EmmaNamaRama8 years ago
How would I watch Jack play video games? Wait..... no Jack? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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nman2510 years ago
ROBOT HANDS

Caleb Booth12 years ago
HOW DO I WANK???

MouseGirl3 years ago
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TDMteam5977 years ago
ILL GET A NEW INVENTION!!!! ROBO HANDS THAT DO ANYTHING U WANT

Vickkawaii148 years ago
I’m afraid of heights, soo.....

TinyTangerineTiger8 years ago
Just get prosthetic hands🍊

Jacksharkquack9 years ago
It's a glitch. The internet hasn't been a thing for 47 years.

Stropey9 years ago
Dude, as soon as I saw this problem, this clip showed up in my mind. XD https://youtu.be/uWy0JevgS-8?t=3s

doge wow9 years ago
Someone teaches you to fly, right?

Grace-Jordan Rennolds12 years ago
i shall have robo claws

Stewart LunarKnight Dobbelstein12 years ago
I must be either a Pegasus or and Alicorn

Ollieolive117 years ago
But what about earth ponies, or unicorns?
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Daniel Tickner12 years ago
hooves are so handy

hippovenom9 years ago
I shall have bionic hands, flying cyborg? I'm in!

Meatball13210 years ago
Prosthetic hands.

Pi Threepointonefour10 years ago
I know a double amputee who would not give a single fuck.

cob11 years ago
I shall attach chainsaws to the stubs that were my hands then fly around and hunt clowns

AmberWolf7729 years ago
Wow it never says you cant go to a doctor and get robot hands!!!

ceaser9 years ago
Robo hands

UKJ10 years ago
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Ally10289 years ago
No no yes

Gorditacrunch4 years ago
No hands for no nut November

Superfame203210 years ago
My whole pose is screwed now

lebrilla10 years ago
prosthetics are pretty badass these days, I'll take flying

QuadratCookiePH10 years ago
Yeah, sure.

ActualDemon10 years ago
why does everyone think that this turns you into some kind of horse

PaulBaker8 years ago
Who needs hands in life? Raise ur hand! nvm

Dayna Morris12 years ago
Prosthetic hands

Cheeeselast year
get robo hands

LogicalPerson10 years ago
The beginning of homestuck.

Lucas Ignacio Morrison Osorio12 years ago
flying is hard with no hands so shut up ._.

AnnoyedBunny9 years ago
Hands are everything

NeverGonnaGiveYouUp4 years ago
ROBOT HANDS BITCH

MrCuddleSticks10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

5sauceb10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

dankmemes1018 years ago
Spartan, I hate spam too, but pls don't use gay as an insult.
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Artart7 years ago
Because I have wings?

KoolAidDolan11 years ago
Koamok's response.

Ashley DeWitt12 years ago
PONYVILLE FOREVEH

XGiddyX9 years ago
How would I be able to flap?

GodDammitBilly10 years ago
Dragon wings have aposable claws

Alyssa234599 years ago
Who needs hands when you can buy advanced tech. to use as hands?

Caribou3 years ago
I have wings and talons.

NurdIsMe10 years ago
I wont give up fapping

leah082110 years ago
BIIIIIRD WIIIIINGS!!

Jon315710 years ago
Sorry mates, I like to hold my girlfriend's hand and feel soft things... among other things if you know what I mean ;)

888thorn9 years ago
robotic hands and wings? sounds pretty BADASS

AllyCat_YT10 years ago
I need those.
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