You get to be the person you always wanted to be with your dream job and partner.
but
Your whole family refuses to speak to you for the rest of your life.
I will not

gamer_suki 11 years ago
Plot twist: your parents already don't speak to you

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA 9 years ago
Lol!

Porpoise Pie 11 years ago
HEY MA! MA! WHY DO YOU NEVER ANSWER!?

Undertailor 10 years ago
MA HEY MA she never listens to me
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Rivers 9 years ago
This is paradise if you come from an abusive family.

pink sheep 10 years ago
Me:Mom can I brow your Crete card? Mom:... me: say nothing if I can barrow it. Mom:... Me: yay thanks mom

Nic Olsen 13 years ago
The family thing is already true, this just makes my life awesome

KingMickey 10 years ago
My family never wants to talk
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Angrynerd 8 years ago
True story!

Leo_Valdez4life 8 years ago
Ok. I wish my family wouldn’t speak to me

WoodburyBoy1 11 years ago
What if they're all dead? >:3

Guy Who Watches Slenderman 10 years ago
then they have a reason to hate you. BTW I came upon this dilemma: http://willyoupressthebutton.com/364368

Onibaba 11 years ago
My life sucks so changing to someone else would be amazing... I'm propably never getting a decent job... and I've never dated anyone plus I hate my family so I'd be completely fine with this!

Froyoyolo 11 years ago
I need my family even if they hate me i need dem

Michael Vuong 13 years ago
I become Bruce Wayne and I won't have a family

AF 9 years ago
Bruce Wayne has a family. He has lots of kids, plus he has the Justice League.

REBOOTG 11 years ago
Mah life-gain

Dark22 6 years ago
jokes on you my family sucks anyways

TheSupahPro 12 years ago
Uh, half the upside is a downside... If you marry your partner, then they're family. Kids are family, too.

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago
I AM TOTALLY FINE WITH THIS! PEACE OUT MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Wesley Coolen 13 years ago
Well I'm off to go live on my own private island with beer and a mansion filled with chicks ;P

Omxi 10 years ago
...no comment

Agarillobob 11 years ago
but is your partner you become not family too and possible children?

Poois 10 years ago
Well then who cares about marrying my soul mate because then he or she will become my family and she'll never speak to me. Fuck that

Sloth 11 years ago
Well I'm gay so if I was with my dream partner then that'd happen anyways so hell yeah

emoscum 9 years ago
My family already hates me so eh

sam_the_spooky_fan 2 years ago
honestly... i'm selfish!

greekgeekwriter 11 years ago
Hitler did everything wrong

Drain 9 years ago
I hate my fam anyway

PhoenixBB 11 years ago
Downside?

shutinread 10 years ago
FUCK my family!!!!!

Watermelonman 9 years ago
No thanks, im not old enough.

Perhaps 6 years ago
But I want to be someone who has relations with their family...

GaMzEe_MaKaRa 12 years ago
I don't really talk to my family anyways

jshaw71 10 years ago
I have too many dreams, but atleast one would come true...

Watermelonman 9 years ago
You mean your dream house n job etc. Or your family finally shut up? :D

TheMultimention 9 years ago
That means I'm the fuckin savyer of the multi mention

GamergirlAaliyah 10 years ago
My family already barely talks to me so its kind of like a win win

Jinbunny 11 years ago
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what_did_you_just_say 6 years ago
well, if im the person i always wanted to be im in another dimension where my family dead so yes, i dont think they are going to talk to me

Globalubie47 12 years ago
i don't care i'mbill gate

Farrahaz222 9 years ago
So... Where"s the downside again?

Steven Boyer 13 years ago
i pressed the wrong one :'(

kirito1122 10 years ago
It's like kaze no stigma

LupinOurLord 11 years ago
I love my family I wouldn't be able

ME 10 years ago
Wouldnt that mean your partner once your married?

DamnJP 11 years ago
I hate most of my family! this is perfect! :D

SanderStorms21 9 years ago
We could text or write???

Prs 2 years ago
我和别人说话

treh138 11 years ago
win-win

Abadaba 9 years ago
You don't need to have a conversation during sex

Thiccnos 8 years ago
Umm... dude, you only can’t talk to your family, so if you say you don’t need a conversation during sex then the first thing my brain wonders is are you having sexual relations with your family?!

Phangirlbutton 11 years ago
I already hate my family so i dont care

Lukatiel 10 years ago
Jokes on you, my family uses messenger >:D

gamer_suki 11 years ago
My mom would never stop talking to me though, no matter how badly I annoy her

Bennierikste 6 years ago
I bwcome a hero in a ather universe so my familie cant talkt to me annywai

conner 12 years ago
yay no brother bothering me

AceProdeJ 11 years ago
Happily!

Thedj 10 years ago
Now your mum will not sound stupid and you don't have to help them
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