You get to be the person you always wanted to be with your dream job and partner.
but
Your whole family refuses to speak to you for the rest of your life.
I will not


gamer_suki9 years ago
Plot twist: your parents already don't speak to you

A_b_c_d_e_f_g_h_i_j_k_l_m_n_o_p_q_r_s_t_u_v_w_x_y_and_ZEBRA8 years ago
Lol!

Porpoise Pie9 years ago
HEY MA! MA! WHY DO YOU NEVER ANSWER!?

Undertailor9 years ago
MA HEY MA she never listens to me
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Rivers8 years ago
This is paradise if you come from an abusive family.

pink sheep9 years ago
Me:Mom can I brow your Crete card? Mom:... me: say nothing if I can barrow it. Mom:... Me: yay thanks mom

Nic Olsen12 years ago
The family thing is already true, this just makes my life awesome

KingMickey9 years ago
My family never wants to talk
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Angrynerd7 years ago
True story!

Leo_Valdez4life7 years ago
Ok. I wish my family wouldn’t speak to me

WoodburyBoy19 years ago
What if they're all dead? >:3

Guy Who Watches Slenderman9 years ago
then they have a reason to hate you. BTW I came upon this dilemma: http://willyoupressthebutton.com/364368

Onibaba10 years ago
My life sucks so changing to someone else would be amazing... I'm propably never getting a decent job... and I've never dated anyone plus I hate my family so I'd be completely fine with this!

Froyoyolo9 years ago
I need my family even if they hate me i need dem

Michael Vuong12 years ago
I become Bruce Wayne and I won't have a family

AF7 years ago
Bruce Wayne has a family. He has lots of kids, plus he has the Justice League.

mysterywoman9 years ago
But I luv my family (:'-(

wowzers10 years ago
i dont have a family .-.

Soupah Mario10 years ago
Wait, your partner would become your family if you married her.

SinonMercer8 years ago
I"d rather speak with my family.

ThatOneWeeb9 years ago
So I'm married to Anna Kendrick's and I'm also a famous Youtuber, equal trade.

bailybailybailybaily8 years ago
I AM TOTALLY FINE WITH THIS! PEACE OUT MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!

REBOOTG9 years ago
Mah life-gain

Dark224 years ago
jokes on you my family sucks anyways

TheSupahPro11 years ago
Uh, half the upside is a downside... If you marry your partner, then they're family. Kids are family, too.

Agarillobob10 years ago
but is your partner you become not family too and possible children?

Wesley Coolen12 years ago
Well I'm off to go live on my own private island with beer and a mansion filled with chicks ;P

Omxi9 years ago
...no comment

emoscum8 years ago
My family already hates me so eh

Poois9 years ago
Well then who cares about marrying my soul mate because then he or she will become my family and she'll never speak to me. Fuck that

Sloth10 years ago
Well I'm gay so if I was with my dream partner then that'd happen anyways so hell yeah

PhoenixBB9 years ago
Downside?

sam_the_spooky_fan11 months ago
honestly... i'm selfish!

greekgeekwriter10 years ago
Hitler did everything wrong

Drain8 years ago
I hate my fam anyway

Perhaps5 years ago
But I want to be someone who has relations with their family...

GaMzEe_MaKaRa11 years ago
I don't really talk to my family anyways

shutinread9 years ago
FUCK my family!!!!!

Watermelonman8 years ago
No thanks, im not old enough.

jshaw719 years ago
I have too many dreams, but atleast one would come true...

Watermelonman8 years ago
You mean your dream house n job etc. Or your family finally shut up? :D

Jinbunny10 years ago
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TheMultimention8 years ago
That means I'm the fuckin savyer of the multi mention

GamergirlAaliyah9 years ago
My family already barely talks to me so its kind of like a win win

Farrahaz2228 years ago
So... Where"s the downside again?

what_did_you_just_say4 years ago
well, if im the person i always wanted to be im in another dimension where my family dead so yes, i dont think they are going to talk to me

Globalubie4710 years ago
i don't care i'mbill gate

LupinOurLord10 years ago
I love my family I wouldn't be able

Steven Boyer12 years ago
i pressed the wrong one :'(

kirito11229 years ago
It's like kaze no stigma

SanderStorms218 years ago
We could text or write???

ME9 years ago
Wouldnt that mean your partner once your married?

DamnJP10 years ago
I hate most of my family! this is perfect! :D

Phangirlbutton9 years ago
I already hate my family so i dont care

Prs5 months ago
我和别人说话

treh13810 years ago
win-win

Abadaba8 years ago
You don't need to have a conversation during sex

Thiccnos7 years ago
Umm... dude, you only can’t talk to your family, so if you say you don’t need a conversation during sex then the first thing my brain wonders is are you having sexual relations with your family?!

Bennierikste5 years ago
I bwcome a hero in a ather universe so my familie cant talkt to me annywai
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