Will You Press The Button?

SapphireSponge 11 years ago

No rewards is a consequence. No consequence is a reward. Thus a paradox was formed.

DigiDavid 11 years ago

Which is harder this paradox or the grandfather paradox

Larissa_WSS 2 years ago

steal whatever you want as a reward, you won't get consequences

Maharid 3 years ago

Well, the pro is far better than the cons and the cons mostly apply anyway.

Not Here 11 years ago

Steal everything from the rich. Give to the poor (me).

num1goonlord last year

@SinonMercer GO FUCK YOURSELF

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AwesomeBotMC 11 years ago

GTA in real life :D

SkyGamer911 9 years ago

Yep a hydra landing at NYPDs HQ and me (Trevor) killing cops in real life GTA5 I would just steal Googles servers and a ton of GTX10080ti with 11GB and a big gaming rig and kill some one to get their house and live there forever

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Decidueye 4 years ago

Wait, if you press the button, the consequence of it is the bad side, so technically no consequences?

oldnotweak 11 years ago

"rewards" is too damn broad of a term. that could mean anything and everything. breathing may not reward you with the oxygen you need to live

TrollerXXL 10 years ago

I will just steal the oxygen from the air! >:D

Cameron Nash 13 years ago

You wouldn't need to work, because you can just steal anything you could possibly want. Yeah, you might not be able to EARN anything, but you don't need to, you can literally do whatever the fuck you want. This is a real easy one.

oldnotweak 10 years ago

but its not a reward. because rewards are for doing something positive

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Grayxiph3r 11 years ago

doesnt matter had sex

Lolfgt 11 years ago

Well, time to go recreate the Holocaust.

Marshall Mwgnd Dickerson 13 years ago

Acting with impunity's the American Dream, right?

Stephanie Robinson 13 years ago

So, kinda like real life?

Kris Binkley 13 years ago

No rewards in life? Fuck that.

AthenaMichaelis 9 years ago

SAY BYE BYE PRESIDENT TRUMP

CMHammond 11 years ago

Considering reward could be classified as most things, like what you may steal or the happiness from doing something (your brain rewarding you, or itself, aha) There is no point, not worth it.

num1goonlord last year

Goonlord's reward is proof even within the actions, therefore extraneous rewards will suffice Goonlord has erectile dysfunction :(

mster125 11 years ago

but if you have no consequences you won't have a consequence if you push the button

Dexagon 5 years ago

whatever...

Buneter 10 years ago

I wouldn't do another good thing in my life.

Why am I here 12 years ago

I CAN DO ANYTHING AND NOBODY WILL GIVE A FUCK WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

Andeisawesome 8 years ago

I mean I just created the cure for something and I don’t get recognized? Yet I could kill people and nothing would happen? This one is easy

Macucumber 10 years ago

doesn't matter, had sex.

Panifex 9 years ago

Just take whatever you want

patrikcath 11 years ago

LOL I will steal 99999999dollars and I won't get consequence

Travis Rayy 13 years ago

This one is dumb if you consider internal rewards

andrewls671 10 years ago

So you effectively become an outside observer to the universe. That would be... Interesting.

Devilmind000 7 years ago

SapphireSponge is very smart

FLETE14 10 years ago

U can't mess with life like that#responsible person.

I Love Animalz! 11 years ago

I go out for ice cream, get candy, and get goody bags. and those are all rewards.

Hengert Veliu 13 years ago

just want to see the whole world burn...

Executionrs 9 years ago

I see no downside here

Spiderp 9 years ago

The downside of this one is rendered null. Why? Cause if you"re pressing this button; you"re doing it in order to avoid the consequences of whatever bad thing you plan on doing. Which is, in and of itself, a bad thing to do. So therefore, you don't have to... [Show full comment]

Clannish78 11 years ago

Rob a bank its simple

Doomguy 10 years ago

Welp I'm flying to the Swiss bank and I mean literally to the bank like right onto the bank because I can steal the life-force of everyone on board of the plane that I stole to get to the bank

mster125 11 years ago

but if you have no consequences you won't have a consequence if you push the button

CMHammond 11 years ago

For anything bad you do.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

What"s the point then if you can't keep the money you rob from a bank?

lolololanimelololol 12 years ago

who wants to waste their life on trying every last negative thing because your positive doesn't have any effect?

Kurte 8 years ago

i normally get no rewards

mark69 10 years ago

Fuck dem bitch

GriffinBowes 9 years ago

Rob money from bank, no job needed

Astraea Mizore 11 years ago

You would be set for life just steal a lot of stuff

ButtonDestroyer1212 3 years ago

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Joshy09 9 years ago

No consequences, but isn't a reward a consequence of doing something?

MystykGames_on_Twitter 6 years ago

ROB A BANK.

Kelezura 10 years ago

I could just do whatever I want, without consequence or reward. It is just like real life, you will not get punishment or reward in the end.

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MrBajs 11 years ago

Va bajs bajs

Hannah McDonald 13 years ago

I don't do good shit anyway. Plus you don't really get rewarded for it anyway. This just means I could go out and kill all the fuckers I hate

ZachariahGrimm 9 years ago

/pushes button and slashes neck, wish for a lot of stuff starting with ifinet wishes

Eric Booker 13 years ago

sounds like Skyrim, kinda

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