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26344 (28%) people have pressed this button, while 68134 (72%) did not.
you can eat anything you want and not get fat
but
you can never talk to the opposite sex again
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Berlin Akutabi 11 years ago
It says you can never TALK, says nothing about writing to them or just pretending you are mute, there are really many ways around this

dadika08 6 years ago
Yeah someone can talk for you
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shevalras 6 years ago
Lesbians, we ride at dawn

GoobieSnoobert 2 years ago
But nooo my frens

EdgyPotato 9 years ago
*gayly devours Oreos*

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Me, every day, without fail.

pixelBagel 11 years ago
CONSTANT FOOD AND NO FUCKBOIS

ingridpeura 11 years ago
You dont need to talk to have sex 😂

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
That's not what it means.

Maggie Liz Sutton 13 years ago
It's okay....... I'm a lesbian. :D

Hyltran 3 years ago
I disliked this comment because you can’t have a normal job if you can’t speak to the opposite gender. And don’t you want to speak to family members of the opposite gender. And you don’t want to talk to service of the opposite gender staff at stores or res... [Show full comment]
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Cattalemachine 8 years ago
That’s ok, I’m the gay bisexual. What I mean is that I like the feminine gender more than the masculine gender. And I can still text them

Oyasumi 11 years ago
Lesbians for the win!

Travis_801 11 years ago
Cool I hate girls anyway >:D

Swatdude64 10 years ago
there is this thing called "writing and typing" no downside

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Also, it takes longer
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Chronicler 10 years ago
i have no gender\

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Wait. What do you think genderfluid people do?

EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago
boi im skinny as HELL

Coaster 9 years ago
Selective mutisim?

filip2354 6 years ago
muslims are gay

KitaKat 10 years ago
What if I'm a Bi? Am I now a Lesbian?

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
No, you"re still bi, but if you like a guy, you just kind of . . . Sit there.

Clankplusm 10 years ago
I say no since my metabolism is so fast I literally eat 1500 calories a day and do nothing but sit on the couch. And I'm anorexic at 106 pounds (mind you I'm 14 yrs old)

captain mcderp 11 years ago
I love food

Chasity Sky Massey 13 years ago
Lesbian anyway. HERE I COME POCKY

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
TwoPlayerGams, SAME!!
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Ashley Lancaster 13 years ago
I already do both these things.

imavirginnn 6 years ago
ew girls
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bob3459 10 years ago
I have diabetes so I can't eat much anyway :(

TheNerdLord 6 years ago
That means I can't talk to my mom, so no thanks.

Jack fan 11 years ago
I am skiny. If I try to get fat, I cant☺😄😄😄

Demon1987 9 years ago
Texting, phone calls, etc

DoonLord 9 years ago
Still a limiting downside

Francis Bonnefoy 12 years ago
*Is a lesbian so you better believe i smashed the button*

Urocjon 8 years ago
It"s okay... I won't press the button. I already can eat anything and have problem with too low weight.

Allie54321 10 years ago
Text,sing,sign language,etc

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
I"D FINALLY HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SING 24/7!!!!

JazzyGemElliott 12 years ago
Nothing changes.

Tavi 11 years ago
I don't know why i dont get fat does not matter what i eat.Sooo yeah

nilousimp 3 years ago
like i never talked to a girl anyway

ValerieParker 9 years ago
Can't "get fat" if you"ve always been fat.

__Roxxx__ 11 years ago
I mean I am bi sooooo.....

filip2354 6 years ago
materbate

TabithaLynn 11 years ago
Living the Hungry Pansexual Life

Practically-Satan 9 years ago
I'm bi, and a Slytherin, so, come at be bro

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
I'm bi and Hufflepuff. I'll just write my guy friends, though.

Books.and.beans 11 years ago
Is bi

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
I already don't get fat

Gabbythefunnybunny 12 years ago
Oh yeea *Eats lots of food*

CheshireTerror 10 years ago
Fuuuuuck, I wouldn't be able to talk to my boyfriend

Sylveon42 8 years ago
My bi ass doesn't love the idea but I'll deal

Hurricane996 11 years ago
Girls are gross

Allie54321 10 years ago
I am guessing you don't know many girls

Another Lesson In Hate 11 years ago
So nothing will change?

CalebGreenwood 9 years ago
Okay I tell my 🅱️🅾️ I what to tell her

littleplayer09 11 years ago
Good onr

Ryan Rhind 13 years ago
"You can never talk to the opposite sex again". I assume that means you cannot open your mouth and make sounds if they are intended to be heard by someone of the opposite gender. It might even limit your ability to communicate with the opposite gender via... [Show full comment]

CoalCo 9 years ago
I can already eat as. Much as I want without getting fat!

potatoverlord 11 years ago
*is bisexual*

Rainout Train 10 years ago
Lol what about trains?

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
What???

Natbat 4 years ago
I'm nonbinary.... how does that work now for me? What"s the opposite of nonbinary? Probably Bigender male/female but.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh I only know a pangender person....

aproy 10 years ago
I am already the skinny, eats terribly, and never gets fat type.

dadika08 6 years ago
Yeah i just couldn't sorry I appreciate woman to much for that Fuck i just revealed my gender

Quantum Flux 11 years ago
I WILL NOT
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