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you can eat anything you want and not get fat
but
you can never talk to the opposite sex again
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Berlin Akutabi9 years ago
It says you can never TALK, says nothing about writing to them or just pretending you are mute, there are really many ways around this

dadika084 years ago
Yeah someone can talk for you
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shevalras5 years ago
Lesbians, we ride at dawn

GoobieSnoobert10 months ago
But nooo my frens

EdgyPotato8 years ago
*gayly devours Oreos*

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Me, every day, without fail.

pixelBagel9 years ago
CONSTANT FOOD AND NO FUCKBOIS

Cattalemachine7 years ago
That’s ok, I’m the gay bisexual. What I mean is that I like the feminine gender more than the masculine gender. And I can still text them

ingridpeura9 years ago
You dont need to talk to have sex 😂

ThePaulDude9 years ago
That's not what it means.

Oyasumi9 years ago
Lesbians for the win!

Travis_8019 years ago
Cool I hate girls anyway >:D

Swatdude648 years ago
there is this thing called "writing and typing" no downside

Watermelonman8 years ago
Also, it takes longer
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Maggie Liz Sutton12 years ago
It's okay....... I'm a lesbian. :D

Hyltran2 years ago
I disliked this comment because you can’t have a normal job if you can’t speak to the opposite gender. And don’t you want to speak to family members of the opposite gender. And you don’t want to talk to service of the opposite gender staff at stores or res...[Show full comment]
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Chronicler8 years ago
i have no gender\

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Wait. What do you think genderfluid people do?

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago
boi im skinny as HELL

Coaster8 years ago
Selective mutisim?

filip23544 years ago
muslims are gay

KitaKat8 years ago
What if I'm a Bi? Am I now a Lesbian?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
No, you"re still bi, but if you like a guy, you just kind of . . . Sit there.

Clankplusm8 years ago
I say no since my metabolism is so fast I literally eat 1500 calories a day and do nothing but sit on the couch. And I'm anorexic at 106 pounds (mind you I'm 14 yrs old)

captain mcderp9 years ago
I love food

Chasity Sky Massey12 years ago
Lesbian anyway. HERE I COME POCKY

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
TwoPlayerGams, SAME!!
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Ashley Lancaster12 years ago
I already do both these things.

imavirginnn4 years ago
ew girls
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Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
*bisexual consideration*

*beast*9 years ago
\\\\_(._.)_/ Who gives a fuck? *presses button*

Endygamer9 years ago
Noooo I can not talk to me daddy but you need to talk to have sex with anyone but WTF W T F*?

HAHA12348 years ago
I'm deaf and use sign language/writing and never or at least rarely try to speak already so this is just a win for me!

Ryan Holmes12 years ago
i dont get fat anyways

quickred139 years ago
i'm already like that so

FlameBlaze9 years ago
I already don't get fat

SamuGonzo3 years ago
Bisexual... Aaaaaaggggggggg!!!! Too much sacrifice even if I still have the same sex xD

xXAceXx9 years ago
Pretty much unless you're hetero, you're good. Nah.. I can't talk to dudes. They piss me off too easily.

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago
Well you don't need to talk to fuck!

That0neGuy10 years ago
Who needs romance when you have foodz! :3

FreshlyBakedSadness5 years ago
I'm lesbian but most of my friends are guys so oof

Tony Stark9 years ago
Wow all lesbians and bi's gathered here...

DrNobody8 years ago
I hate girls anyway

coolguy955010 years ago
not talking doesn't = write it on a whiteboard, signing, etc. talking implies spoken words

HIkari9 years ago
I eat anything I want and not get fat.

Armageddalhobbit8 years ago
I'm gay. Win.

Dayna Morris12 years ago
Too bad. Most people I know are male

Science guy9 years ago
Bisexual laughter in the background

Bananabeefbread627 years ago
What of you"re transgender??????????

echo76742 years ago
MY GENERATION MUST GROW, I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS

shelleypatel129 years ago
Texting

StuckInTime7 years ago
But can i still meget them, tho?

TheNobleGamer9 years ago
I forgot about my mum and sisters alright? Fuck off.

T8 years ago
i never get fat anyway( im a fckin stick)

GoldBloodedBeast10 years ago
I'm non-binary sooo... I can't speak to pangendered people?? *shrugs*

Dillon Warden9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Pigeonboycal4 years ago
I already can eat whatever I want and not get fat

Lushly229 years ago
Um I have a bf and I need to be able to talk to him

Allie543218 years ago
Text and in that text say I became mute

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago
Umm... i have friends that are of the opposite gender

LuckyLuna7 years ago
Being bisexual finally gives something useful to me. (I'm bisexual but i like girls a little bit more than guys SO HAHHAHAH!! TAKE THAT!!)

Sally9 years ago
I like myself.

ninjatiger10 years ago
Im bisexual
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