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you can eat anything you want and not get fat
but
you can never talk to the opposite sex again
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Berlin Akutabi9 years ago
It says you can never TALK, says nothing about writing to them or just pretending you are mute, there are really many ways around this

dadika085 years ago
Yeah someone can talk for you
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shevalras5 years ago
Lesbians, we ride at dawn

GoobieSnoobertlast year
But nooo my frens

EdgyPotato8 years ago
*gayly devours Oreos*

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Me, every day, without fail.

pixelBagel10 years ago
CONSTANT FOOD AND NO FUCKBOIS

Cattalemachine7 years ago
That’s ok, I’m the gay bisexual. What I mean is that I like the feminine gender more than the masculine gender. And I can still text them

ingridpeura10 years ago
You dont need to talk to have sex 😂

ThePaulDude9 years ago
That's not what it means.

Oyasumi9 years ago
Lesbians for the win!

Travis_8019 years ago
Cool I hate girls anyway >:D

Maggie Liz Sutton12 years ago
It's okay....... I'm a lesbian. :D

Hyltran2 years ago
I disliked this comment because you can’t have a normal job if you can’t speak to the opposite gender. And don’t you want to speak to family members of the opposite gender. And you don’t want to talk to service of the opposite gender staff at stores or res...[Show full comment]
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Swatdude648 years ago
there is this thing called "writing and typing" no downside

Watermelonman8 years ago
Also, it takes longer
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Chronicler8 years ago
i have no gender\

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Wait. What do you think genderfluid people do?

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago
boi im skinny as HELL

Coaster8 years ago
Selective mutisim?

filip23544 years ago
muslims are gay

KitaKat9 years ago
What if I'm a Bi? Am I now a Lesbian?

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
No, you"re still bi, but if you like a guy, you just kind of . . . Sit there.

Clankplusm9 years ago
I say no since my metabolism is so fast I literally eat 1500 calories a day and do nothing but sit on the couch. And I'm anorexic at 106 pounds (mind you I'm 14 yrs old)

captain mcderp10 years ago
I love food

Chasity Sky Massey12 years ago
Lesbian anyway. HERE I COME POCKY

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
TwoPlayerGams, SAME!!
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Ashley Lancaster12 years ago
I already do both these things.

imavirginnn4 years ago
ew girls
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MarekC3 years ago
I’m already gay, and couldn’t you just write to people? I mean, I’ll take this any day.

Square_Eyes9 years ago
Sign language

Allie543218 years ago
Singing isn't talking

EmmaGrzeg68 years ago
No catcalls!!

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
OMG YES FINALLY

why do you care10 years ago
Screwthat im listening to that sing right now!

guysitsmiri 9 years ago
im gay

CarlyMitchCruz8 years ago
im not fine with it but maybe i can live with t but there is many loop holes here

Omar alkhair10 years ago
i wish i could get fat

MaddiA9 years ago
It never said anything about passing notes or texting 😏

Allie543218 years ago
Or singing or sign language

The Mad Whitaker10 years ago
Haven't talked to a member of the opposite sex yet!

Gordy9 years ago
WHAT ABOUT MY FAMILY. I LIVE WITH ALL GIRLS BESIDES MY BROTHER!!!! WHAT ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND?!!!?!!???!

Tiki8797 years ago
What is the waiter is the opposite gender

Ironmaster5318 years ago
So I can only talk to other robots? :"(

Gabriel Scalon12 years ago
i want to talk with mom.

Beth_Bagel7 years ago
"lesbians, gay people and asexuals laughing in the distance*

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
*bisexual consideration*

TheNobleGamer10 years ago
I forgot about my mum and sisters alright? Fuck off.

high_mflast year
what abt gays

YoutubeAddict219 years ago
I NEED TO TALK TO BOYZ EVEN THOUGH IMMA GIRL CAUSE IMMA TOMBOY

FlameBlaze9 years ago
I andò get fat without press the button

Madam_Crow4 years ago
Well my bi ass say it"s fine, plus sex does not necessarily involve talking

PhoenixBeatz9 years ago
I can already eat whatever I want without getting fat.

Watermelonman8 years ago
Won't help me... I am already fat :-(

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Any time.
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that random girl10 years ago
Well I'm a lesbian so GIMME ALL THE PIE EVER

MLG_Noob992010 years ago
BUT HOW DO I TALK TO MY MOM AND SISTER AND BABY?!!!

Roxassoul8 years ago
Im bi sexual wo ill live

Two by Two11 years ago
*eats pussy*

BRENDANISBETTER9 years ago
I like food more than people

RachelE088 years ago
I'm not a food kinda girl, worse with sleep

Buffy_Winchester9 years ago
I'm a lesbian...

LavaWader7 years ago
I’m talking to the air in front of me while looking at them

Bob Dinnser~POETOFTHEWORLD (FB)10 years ago
hahah Raj from big bang theory!!!

xrazgarx3 years ago
I already can eat anything I want and not gain weight also no one from the opposite sex wants to talk to me anyhow. I see no changes here if I push the button.

DeadCobra9 years ago
Talking is not the only way to interact
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