You are the most famous wizard in the world
but
Your parents died when you were just a little tot and you are forced to live with your bitter aunt, uncle, and cousin
I will not

LioSoul 10 years ago
Harry Potter, Harry Potter ooh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, yeah! Harry Potter, thats me! Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter.

pencil 4 years ago
HARRREEEEE POTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEERRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY
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redevil17 10 years ago
My name shall be HARRY POTTER... oh wait

ConnorHenwood 9 years ago
this is the funniest thing I"ve heard in my life!

Kyle Zdunski 13 years ago
I'd rather be Gandalf than Harry.

Radioactive_Foxy 5 years ago
I"d rather be a FNAF character
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Elisabethdiemer 11 years ago
I HAVE MAGIC! F*CK MY AUNT, UNCLE AND COUSIN!

Dublin 3 years ago
Yeah

TheMultimention 9 years ago
So I'm basically Harry Potter?

Batunikitty 11 years ago
HARRY POTTER BRUH!

lukekyle12 11 years ago
thers nothing

nerdybucket 10 years ago
Can you report me? I want to see what happens

Teh_Toaster 8 years ago
I am a wizard! I can just bring them back with my magic powers. It wasn't specific what powers a wizard has, right?

Vixa 9 years ago
You are the most famous wizard... WAIT, THERE ARE OTHER WIZARDS?!?!?!?

Damian1007 9 years ago
I’m not a fan of Harry Potter.

TheOneWhoMustNotBeNamed 9 years ago
I'm already the most famous wizard in the world

Memes32 9 years ago
I"d gladly be Harry Potter

wifi_rio 10 years ago
no? true? upside?

rapp237 10 years ago
Hmmm... I feel like this is a reference to..... OH, I KNOW, LORD OF THE RINGS!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
@WhiteChocolateCoveredPretzels See this ball I’m holding? This represents the joke. And my head represents your head. So, let me demonstrate what happened. *tosses ball over my head*
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Symmy Byfield 13 years ago
Damn those Potterheads! Always making their way into everything! lol

AsuraShun 4 years ago
it"s either them or the whovians
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Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
This sounds like harry potter. A lot like harry potter.

Leola Mary Grace Jones 13 years ago
Sounds like a good idea for a book series, someone should write about it before it's copyrighted... Oh wait...

srrsd 8 years ago
Lol

David Spencer 13 years ago
id use my wizardry powers to make my parents come back to life.

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago
This person hasnt read Harry potter-
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Ciaran Morton 13 years ago
Obviously Harry Potter, not changed this even slightly!

Bailey Strickland 13 years ago
Harry Potter reference omg, I laughed so hard oh god I love this XD

CorporationInc 12 years ago
So i'm Percy Jackson? WOW! (that was a joke I swear)

HamyD 9 years ago
So I'm Harry Potter now, is that it?

REBOOTG 11 years ago
Just transmute some parents and a brother out of the bitter guys.

JacobEden 10 years ago
Hello my name is Harry Potter

ME-123 11 years ago
Sooooo Harry Potter

Apollo924 4 years ago
(Sarcastically) Hmmm, I wonder what reference this is.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Hmm… let’s see… Oh! I got it! It’s a reference to Pokémon!

boopey da pigeon 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Karneis 11 years ago
Well i could use my Awesome Magic to revive them!

Firetail 10 years ago
Yes HARRY POTTER I would cuz I luv Harry potter

Nope num1 11 years ago
I already look like Harry Potter so what's the difference

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago
Chile time to go to Hogwarts and marry Draco malfoy, ALSO push Umbridge off a cliff and then call Snape daddy to make him uncomfortable 😊

An80 11 years ago
You revive your parents

Crix 9 years ago
The funny part is that the term of wizard is actually debatable purely because it doesn't specify rules to being a wizard. So in theory, you could be a potter like wizard. Or a mancer if you prefer. Personally, I would prefer to be an areomancer.

Shadows Twilight 10 years ago
As much as I love Harry Potter, the last thing I want is his life

Superguy 11 years ago
I can just them back to life.

Axelipy01 7 years ago
Harry Potter is that you

IMAFAG 11 years ago
2nd half already happened

Danielle Nicole Hardy 13 years ago
Harry??? If I could marry Jinny heck yeah!!! (jinny is my lady crush)

Impulse123 9 years ago
Um. No!

Wizard Rock 11 years ago
Did somebody says wizard?

XldirpdirplX 9 years ago
IMA wizard. Cast a spell to have my parents to live and be with them.

CutieSmiles 11 years ago
That's the starting off the story of Harry Potter 😜

boop583 9 years ago
I'm a hairy wizard?

putkin 11 years ago
harry really

blackhole 2 years ago
very potter

Ana_bradley 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

WhiteChocolateCoveredPretzels 9 years ago
Stupid spammer

derp is awesome 11 years ago
They could have just asked if you want to be harry potter

BeeTheImmortal 11 years ago
I hate Harry so nope

Maxious 5 years ago
They already did

Lokaghost 10 years ago
HARRY POTTER MUCH?!?!
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