Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

A version of myself from another universe who has Inter-universe teleportation , Shape-shifting , Pearl manipulation , and Weak telekinesis that is stronger on Pearls. He can also gift me these powers as well. and he will give me those powers because it will let him do more Research.

Maharid2 years ago

Seems legit to me.

Downside.last year

I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE.

steriotypicalOutlaw9 years ago

*insane aromantic cackling*

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago

*more cackling from the corner*

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EpicCavy3 years ago

Where’s the downside?

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago

Honestly I don't know

JenniH3 years ago

Asexuals out here cackling

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago

I am one of them

vivi10 years ago

*asexual laughter in the distance*

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA I AM MASTER OF BOTH ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC *LAUGHS IN AROACE FROM THE CORNER*

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adolfsatan10 years ago

*aromantic laughter*

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago

*More aromantic laughter from the corner but it"s also asexual*

Caffeine10 years ago

*aromantic giggling*

JuRom10 years ago

*asexual lithromantic laughing*

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago

*aroace laughing from the corner*

Danilego7 years ago

what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago

YES *laughs in aroace and Rick and Morty from the corner of the room*

BenjR3288 years ago

What if u alredy have

batuhandere8 years ago

STUPID PEOPLE THINKING LOVE IS BETTER THEN LITEARLLY HAVING EVERYTHING

batuhandere8 years ago

i accidently pressed i will not and then presssed that BACK arrow in my firefox browser in the top left corner and i could decide again XDDDD

Corey Warman12 years ago

Love is fucking stupid anyways

PeculiarTimekeeper2 years ago

The corporate image of love and the way we idolize it is just stupid. I agree. That"s what I'm getting at here, anyways. The journey to find a girl or boy and settle down. The love you won't find in widespread culture is priceless, and hard to come by. Bet...[Show full comment]

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Jean Has No Life9 years ago

What if I already found love?

YoniGonzalezVandeVen7 years ago

But if you want to own people that love you

Rowly8 years ago

I don't give a *BLEEEEP* about love

FUCKING USERNAMES8 years ago

Own love.

SOTNGaming9 years ago

So.. Me with a passport?

Usama shaikh9 years ago

So whats the downside??

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago

No clue

KevkyHD9 years ago

Nevar.

imavirginnn4 years ago

apparently, nevar means "to snow" in spanish

vampireslayer1979 years ago

Don't care

Will23Ocean9 years ago

Love is gross, I will still be happy

Jonathan Fuller12 years ago

What Is this Love you speak of!

dedirake4 years ago

what is love, baby dont hurt me, dont hurte, no more

Chris Stevenson12 years ago

So I'm the Doctor stuck on Earth? I'm ok with this

hillary1279 years ago

Ya what about river?! Also he also found some love with rose

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Lucas Abreu12 years ago

They never said love wouldn't find you.

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago

woah

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Blake Harper12 years ago

I'll live, NOW GIVE ME MONEY.

Damian Grager12 years ago

This is worth not having love

MENTALBREAKER3 years ago

So I will cure everybody, give others places, where they want to live, eat some expencive shit, then get killed by a private sniper, because I asked him to do that. Other lifes >>>>> my life

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

F it.

KittensAreCute1057 years ago

I will find my true really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reall...[Show full comment]

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago

*Doesn't wish to have a soulmate and wants to be alone forever*

Donderpants9 years ago

1. Clicks button 2. Owns an item that finds love for me. 3. If I so desire, use said item. 4. Downside eliminated. 5. Get everything you could possibly want. 6. Die after forgetting to sleep after weeks of playing the new Wii U titles I own after the button press.