Will You Press The Button?

EyeOfTruth9 years ago

*robs a bank" Officer : HEY YOU DROP THAT MONEY AND COME WITH US TO CUSTODY me : Bruh, you know what? I stole this money Officer : HELL WITH YOU LIAR IT MIGHT BE YOURS DONT TRY TO LIE TO US OFFICERS YOURE WASTING OUR TIME *drives away* me : I love this button.

Dannybionic3 years ago

You don't need the button cuz you are already infinite iq

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TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago

There is a loophole here. You would become so smart that you could easily think of this, if you didn't at the time of pressing the button. Never say anything yourself. Create a computer that is nearly invisible and super tiny. Then, make that computer repe...[Show full comment]

DeepPhilosophy2 months ago

I agree and then you can create an army of those tiny computers and take over the world and force your will on everyone and they have no choice but to accept your truth.

iifandomTrash10 years ago

"the world will end we have to evacuate" "why the fuck you ly-" world explodes

Laura Warthman12 years ago

just say the opposite and let them assume :D

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Cuz he pressed the button

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TheFandomReaper8 years ago

"You cannot get to the sun by riding a bike-" "YOU LIAR SCREW YOU!"

sewell7 years ago

what is the point

TheMultimention8 years ago

Works for me. I'll tell them what"s true and those dumb bitchs won't know it was the truth.

AdamOtakuGamer8 years ago

Who need others when you are the smartest person? You'll just need to do whatever you want

Letgohomie9 years ago

Rob banks then admit to it

lebahh9 years ago

nobody belives me anyway

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

You liar! Someone believes you. Well, not me. BUT SOMEONE!

Tyler Cox12 years ago

Just become devious enough to hire somebody(with enough money that he doesn't care that he doesn't believe you) to tell everyone what you cant say.

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

Sherlock.

Artur Wetsch12 years ago

1+1=2 ... what do you mean you dont belive me?? well... i hate this

Asraaw9 years ago

Write it all down

RSFM6 years ago

Write, duh

Rosezdreamer639610 years ago

They won't believe me until I make a trustatron XD

jtownsend8 years ago

Pffffft. I told them.

FlowerCat7 years ago

Thats my life story in a nutshell

Daniel HÃ¼bner12 years ago

just lie to them ..

IMAGENIUS9 years ago

The difference to real life is?

bilbo baggins10 years ago

no one usually belives me anyway

wowomg9 years ago

i will show them not tell them :D

SkylerFazbear12310 years ago

i dont wanna be the smartest person to ever live :D

Unabatedhalo7755 years ago

I literaly saw this one two times in a row!!

Slider456910 years ago

WHO FLIPPING CARE IM SMART OK!!!!!!

SillyStars8 years ago

This can't apply on tests beacuse your answers will be proven.

album_atrum9 years ago

Will they listen to what I write?

usoutlaw8 years ago

thats why you show your work

Noellelovesart9 years ago

Why would I want to be Short

Gollum7 years ago

But what if I write it down? I didnt say it, so people would believe it, right?

jacko36011 years ago

Sherlock

Spartan_B634 10 years ago

Don't talk XD

DavidHarper7 years ago

I won't tell them I'll show them XD

RamHam19 years ago

Even if they don't believe me that doesn't mean that they won't go with me.

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

Reverse psychology

CloroxGaminglast year

just say the opposite of whatever you want them to believe

Pyrox10 years ago

Ok I dont care

person3029 years ago

Loophole: Write what you wanna say. http://www.google.com/search?q=deal+with+it&cad=h#imgrc=WeJVgM6vnG1foM%3A

Swortsi6 years ago

Can I keep this until a bit later?

AudiRgr810 years ago

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