You become the smartest person to ever have lived
but
Nobody will believe anything you say
I will not


EyeOfTruth9 years ago
*robs a bank" Officer : HEY YOU DROP THAT MONEY AND COME WITH US TO CUSTODY me : Bruh, you know what? I stole this money Officer : HELL WITH YOU LIAR IT MIGHT BE YOURS DONT TRY TO LIE TO US OFFICERS YOURE WASTING OUR TIME *drives away* me : I love this button.

Dannybionic3 years ago
You don't need the button cuz you are already infinite iq
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TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago
There is a loophole here. You would become so smart that you could easily think of this, if you didn't at the time of pressing the button. Never say anything yourself. Create a computer that is nearly invisible and super tiny. Then, make that computer repe...[Show full comment]

DeepPhilosophy2 months ago
I agree and then you can create an army of those tiny computers and take over the world and force your will on everyone and they have no choice but to accept your truth.

iifandomTrash10 years ago
"the world will end we have to evacuate" "why the fuck you ly-" world explodes

Laura Warthman12 years ago
just say the opposite and let them assume :D

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Cuz he pressed the button
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TheFandomReaper8 years ago
"You cannot get to the sun by riding a bike-" "YOU LIAR SCREW YOU!"

sewell7 years ago
what is the point

TheMultimention8 years ago
Works for me. I'll tell them what"s true and those dumb bitchs won't know it was the truth.

AdamOtakuGamer8 years ago
Who need others when you are the smartest person? You'll just need to do whatever you want

Letgohomie9 years ago
Rob banks then admit to it

lebahh9 years ago
nobody belives me anyway

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
You liar! Someone believes you. Well, not me. BUT SOMEONE!

Tyler Cox12 years ago
Just become devious enough to hire somebody(with enough money that he doesn't care that he doesn't believe you) to tell everyone what you cant say.

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago
Sherlock.

Artur Wetsch12 years ago
1+1=2 ... what do you mean you dont belive me?? well... i hate this

Asraaw9 years ago
Write it all down

RSFM6 years ago
Write, duh

Rosezdreamer639610 years ago
They won't believe me until I make a trustatron XD

jtownsend8 years ago
Pffffft. I told them.

FlowerCat7 years ago
Thats my life story in a nutshell

Daniel Hübner12 years ago
just lie to them ..

IMAGENIUS9 years ago
The difference to real life is?

bilbo baggins10 years ago
no one usually belives me anyway

wowomg9 years ago
i will show them not tell them :D

SkylerFazbear12310 years ago
i dont wanna be the smartest person to ever live :D

Unabatedhalo7755 years ago
I literaly saw this one two times in a row!!

Slider456910 years ago
WHO FLIPPING CARE IM SMART OK!!!!!!

SillyStars8 years ago
This can't apply on tests beacuse your answers will be proven.

album_atrum9 years ago
Will they listen to what I write?

usoutlaw8 years ago
thats why you show your work

Noellelovesart9 years ago
Why would I want to be Short

Gollum7 years ago
But what if I write it down? I didnt say it, so people would believe it, right?

jacko36011 years ago
Sherlock

Spartan_B634 10 years ago
Don't talk XD

DavidHarper7 years ago
I won't tell them I'll show them XD

RamHam19 years ago
Even if they don't believe me that doesn't mean that they won't go with me.

KurimuzonTora9 years ago
Reverse psychology

CloroxGaminglast year
just say the opposite of whatever you want them to believe

Pyrox10 years ago
Ok I dont care

person3029 years ago
Loophole: Write what you wanna say. http://www.google.com/search?q=deal+with+it&cad=h#imgrc=WeJVgM6vnG1foM%3A

Swortsi6 years ago
Can I keep this until a bit later?

AudiRgr810 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
You can commit any crime, admit to it and people with think that you didn't do it.

ShineR10 years ago
That me already

ValarDohaeris7 years ago
So it"s my life already

Kourtney Baggett12 years ago
That's just about how that happens anyway, until years after they're dead, people usually don't listen to the smarter of their generation :I

OhYeahhh9 years ago
Well that doesn't change my life much.

Hera8 years ago
So professor trewleny

Aaron Maladry12 years ago
used to it :D

Ninja_pig9 years ago
you didnt say anything about what i write

TheBlackSmith10 years ago
Whats the point of being smart when no one will listen to you ?

Yusang9 years ago
I guess I'll just send a text.
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