Will You Press The Button?

EyeOfTruth8 years ago

*robs a bank" Officer : HEY YOU DROP THAT MONEY AND COME WITH US TO CUSTODY me : Bruh, you know what? I stole this money Officer : HELL WITH YOU LIAR IT MIGHT BE YOURS DONT TRY TO LIE TO US OFFICERS YOURE WASTING OUR TIME *drives away* me : I love this button.

Dannybionic3 years ago

You don't need the button cuz you are already infinite iq

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TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago

There is a loophole here. You would become so smart that you could easily think of this, if you didn't at the time of pressing the button. Never say anything yourself. Create a computer that is nearly invisible and super tiny. Then, make that computer repe...[Show full comment]

iifandomTrash9 years ago

"the world will end we have to evacuate" "why the fuck you ly-" world explodes

TheFandomReaper8 years ago

"You cannot get to the sun by riding a bike-" "YOU LIAR SCREW YOU!"

Laura Warthman12 years ago

just say the opposite and let them assume :D

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Cuz he pressed the button

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sewell7 years ago

what is the point

TheMultimention8 years ago

Works for me. I'll tell them what"s true and those dumb bitchs won't know it was the truth.

AdamOtakuGamer8 years ago

Who need others when you are the smartest person? You'll just need to do whatever you want

Letgohomie9 years ago

Rob banks then admit to it

lebahh9 years ago

nobody belives me anyway

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

You liar! Someone believes you. Well, not me. BUT SOMEONE!

Tyler Cox12 years ago

Just become devious enough to hire somebody(with enough money that he doesn't care that he doesn't believe you) to tell everyone what you cant say.

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

Sherlock.

Artur Wetsch12 years ago

1+1=2 ... what do you mean you dont belive me?? well... i hate this

Noellelovesart9 years ago

Why would I want to be Short

Gollum7 years ago

But what if I write it down? I didnt say it, so people would believe it, right?

jacko36011 years ago

Sherlock

usoutlaw8 years ago

thats why you show your work

DavidHarper7 years ago

I won't tell them I'll show them XD

RamHam19 years ago

Even if they don't believe me that doesn't mean that they won't go with me.

Spartan_B634 9 years ago

Don't talk XD

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

Reverse psychology

CloroxGaminglast year

just say the opposite of whatever you want them to believe

Pyrox9 years ago

Ok I dont care

Swortsi6 years ago

Can I keep this until a bit later?

AudiRgr810 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago

You can commit any crime, admit to it and people with think that you didn't do it.

person3029 years ago

Loophole: Write what you wanna say. http://www.google.com/search?q=deal+with+it&cad=h#imgrc=WeJVgM6vnG1foM%3A

OhYeahhh9 years ago

Well that doesn't change my life much.

ShineR9 years ago

That me already

ValarDohaeris7 years ago

So it"s my life already

Kourtney Baggett12 years ago

That's just about how that happens anyway, until years after they're dead, people usually don't listen to the smarter of their generation :I

TheBlackSmith9 years ago

Whats the point of being smart when no one will listen to you ?

Hera8 years ago

So professor trewleny

Aaron Maladry12 years ago

used to it :D

Ninja_pig9 years ago

you didnt say anything about what i write

RadioactiveTurtle8 years ago

So ill become jerry from rick and morty? ill pass thank you

Yusang9 years ago

I guess I'll just send a text.

544 years ago

They already don't lol

SkylaTheHunter10 years ago

Tman105 Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

thechainshater9 years ago

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Look4thestars7 years ago

Teacher: what is 2+2? Me: 4 T: HOW COULD YOU NOT GET THIS RIGHT, AGAIN?!?! Me: Check your teachers addition, I quit

Crazy Daleck10 years ago

ALREADY AM E=MC2

Ethan3608 years ago

That means I will be smart for nothing!

210727Frake7 years ago

Lies = truth ? Truth = lies hmmm..... Telling the truth is easier to lie

MythicalFox9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]