Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 10 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago

*robs a bank" Officer : HEY YOU DROP THAT MONEY AND COME WITH US TO CUSTODY me : Bruh, you know what? I stole this money Officer : HELL WITH YOU LIAR IT MIGHT BE YOURS DONT TRY TO LIE TO US OFFICERS YOURE WASTING OUR TIME *drives away* me : I love this button.

Dannybionic 4 years ago

You don't need the button cuz you are already infinite iq

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TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago

There is a loophole here. You would become so smart that you could easily think of this, if you didn't at the time of pressing the button. Never say anything yourself. Create a computer that is nearly invisible and super tiny. Then, make that computer repe... [Show full comment]

DeepPhilosophy last year

I agree and then you can create an army of those tiny computers and take over the world and force your will on everyone and they have no choice but to accept your truth.

iifandomTrash 11 years ago

"the world will end we have to evacuate" "why the fuck you ly-" world explodes

Laura Warthman 13 years ago

just say the opposite and let them assume :D

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Cuz he pressed the button

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TheFandomReaper 9 years ago

"You cannot get to the sun by riding a bike-" "YOU LIAR SCREW YOU!"

sewell 9 years ago

what is the point

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Works for me. I'll tell them what"s true and those dumb bitchs won't know it was the truth.

AdamOtakuGamer 9 years ago

Who need others when you are the smartest person? You'll just need to do whatever you want

Letgohomie 10 years ago

Rob banks then admit to it

lebahh 11 years ago

nobody belives me anyway

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

You liar! Someone believes you. Well, not me. BUT SOMEONE!

Tyler Cox 13 years ago

Just become devious enough to hire somebody(with enough money that he doesn't care that he doesn't believe you) to tell everyone what you cant say.

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

Sherlock.

Artur Wetsch 13 years ago

1+1=2 ... what do you mean you dont belive me?? well... i hate this

ShinyUmbreonHair 10 years ago

What about written words?

lion617 11 years ago

tell them the opposite problem solved

GooglyeXx 8 years ago

Just do that shit and don't talk find cute for Cancer publish it ananonymus btw no problem

Markimoo 12 years ago

Hah, no one believes me anyway.

MythicalFox 11 years ago

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210727Frake 9 years ago

If telling the truth is lying, always tell a “lie ” when in trouble so they believe you. Note 1:07 am, sorry if it doesn’t make sense

Aiden Macho 10 years ago

JUST DO IT

Dapurson 9 years ago

Like tesla

Because why not? 11 years ago

Isn't happened already? LIKE. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME

Hariy 2 years ago

Teacher: What’s 2+2? Student: 4 Teacher: No it’s not. Stop lying.

xboxismylife 11 years ago

Same as normal then

Unimars 11 years ago

What if I don't... "Say" It?

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

It doesn't matter if no one believes you at first because if you can prove something they"d have to believe you then.

Jo Zeph 11 years ago

lie to them :)

summersweets 9 years ago

make lots of bets

toxic-reaper 11 years ago

don't give a furck about others soooooooooo

SquidGurl 8 years ago

Invent a cure for cancer and create life on mars... don’t TELL people what you can do, SHOW them

Irene Papilov 13 years ago

Albert Einstein.

Dems 9 years ago

Just tell them not to trust myself

Amber Hollis 13 years ago

Albert Einstein?

Quarira 11 years ago

Me: 2+2 is 4. People: No it's not! Me: ..You learned this. You are only disagreeing because I said it. People: Liar! Me: I hate you all. People: No you don't! Me: I love you all. People: Stop lying! Me: I'm leaving. People: Lies! *Leaves*

Dolus 11 years ago

so my life

APCH 3 years ago

Me: "Officer, i stole that money." Officer: "I DON'T TRUST YOU, THAT MEANS YOU DIDN- Wait.."

Knyex 11 years ago

If i'm really that smart I can figure a way to reverse-psychology people into believing what i want them to believe.

SamVermeersch 9 years ago

That"s already me lolz

Z0m41e 8 years ago

How many police officers you need to change a lightbulb? None, they will just beat the fuck out of the room for being black. (I'm not responsible if you feel offended, I'm just a copypaster.)