Will You Press The Button?

EyeOfTruth9 years ago

*robs a bank" Officer : HEY YOU DROP THAT MONEY AND COME WITH US TO CUSTODY me : Bruh, you know what? I stole this money Officer : HELL WITH YOU LIAR IT MIGHT BE YOURS DONT TRY TO LIE TO US OFFICERS YOURE WASTING OUR TIME *drives away* me : I love this button.

Dannybionic3 years ago

You don't need the button cuz you are already infinite iq

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TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago

There is a loophole here. You would become so smart that you could easily think of this, if you didn't at the time of pressing the button. Never say anything yourself. Create a computer that is nearly invisible and super tiny. Then, make that computer repe...[Show full comment]

DeepPhilosophy2 months ago

I agree and then you can create an army of those tiny computers and take over the world and force your will on everyone and they have no choice but to accept your truth.

iifandomTrash10 years ago

"the world will end we have to evacuate" "why the fuck you ly-" world explodes

Laura Warthman12 years ago

just say the opposite and let them assume :D

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Cuz he pressed the button

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TheFandomReaper8 years ago

"You cannot get to the sun by riding a bike-" "YOU LIAR SCREW YOU!"

sewell7 years ago

what is the point

TheMultimention8 years ago

Works for me. I'll tell them what"s true and those dumb bitchs won't know it was the truth.

AdamOtakuGamer8 years ago

Who need others when you are the smartest person? You'll just need to do whatever you want

Letgohomie9 years ago

Rob banks then admit to it

lebahh9 years ago

nobody belives me anyway

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

You liar! Someone believes you. Well, not me. BUT SOMEONE!

Tyler Cox12 years ago

Just become devious enough to hire somebody(with enough money that he doesn't care that he doesn't believe you) to tell everyone what you cant say.

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

Sherlock.

Artur Wetsch12 years ago

1+1=2 ... what do you mean you dont belive me?? well... i hate this

LouCraftNet8 years ago

I like talking so I wont

Desi Aeria Gibson12 years ago

half way there

ham26299 years ago

Write it.

TheMage9 years ago

That is the story of my life.

Hebatallah4 years ago

I don't care what what you say Mr big brain IS A BIG BRAIN

ArmedSpirit10 years ago

Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

MoonlightEcho118 years ago

Say the opposite of what you mean, obviously

GooglyeXx7 years ago

Just do that shit and don't talk find cute for Cancer publish it ananonymus btw no problem

Markimoo10 years ago

Hah, no one believes me anyway.

ShinyUmbreonHair8 years ago

What about written words?

lion6179 years ago

tell them the opposite problem solved

Aiden Macho9 years ago

JUST DO IT

MythicalFox10 years ago

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210727Frake7 years ago

If telling the truth is lying, always tell a “lie ” when in trouble so they believe you. Note 1:07 am, sorry if it doesn’t make sense

Hariy10 months ago

Teacher: What’s 2+2? Student: 4 Teacher: No it’s not. Stop lying.

xboxismylife10 years ago

Same as normal then

Dapurson8 years ago

Like tesla

Because why not?9 years ago

Isn't happened already? LIKE. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME

summersweets8 years ago

make lots of bets

Unimars9 years ago

What if I don't... "Say" It?

ThePaulDude5 years ago

It doesn't matter if no one believes you at first because if you can prove something they"d have to believe you then.

Jo Zeph10 years ago

lie to them :)

toxic-reaper9 years ago

don't give a furck about others soooooooooo

SquidGurl7 years ago

Invent a cure for cancer and create life on mars... don’t TELL people what you can do, SHOW them

Irene Papilov12 years ago

Albert Einstein.

Dems8 years ago

Just tell them not to trust myself

Amber Hollis12 years ago

Albert Einstein?

Quarira10 years ago

Me: 2+2 is 4. People: No it's not! Me: ..You learned this. You are only disagreeing because I said it. People: Liar! Me: I hate you all. People: No you don't! Me: I love you all. People: Stop lying! Me: I'm leaving. People: Lies! *Leaves*

Dolus9 years ago

so my life

APCH2 years ago

Me: "Officer, i stole that money." Officer: "I DON'T TRUST YOU, THAT MEANS YOU DIDN- Wait.."

Knyex10 years ago

If i'm really that smart I can figure a way to reverse-psychology people into believing what i want them to believe.

SamVermeersch8 years ago

That"s already me lolz

Z0m41e7 years ago

How many police officers you need to change a lightbulb? None, they will just beat the fuck out of the room for being black. (I'm not responsible if you feel offended, I'm just a copypaster.)

oldnotweak10 years ago

that doesnt matter you can invent and create anything you like and take over the world wether they like it or not

uncleltr8 years ago

"The sky is upwards." "NO IT"S NOT, FUCK YOU!"

UrbleFurb9 years ago

but then i would go insane!

ThePaulDude9 years ago

So, SCREW THEM! I'm still smarter then everyone else.

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