You are immortal and know the meaning of our existence and the one true religion
but
You are, and forever will be, unable to communicate these facts with anyone or anything.
I will not


emotionlesssex2 years ago
I pressed it! day 126252619166162th of lying in my bed revising the facts

Myself1239 years ago
There's no one true religion..

PeterKnetter4 years ago
There is. Either Islam(my personal belief), Christians, Others, or God doesn't exist. I'm sorry if i didn't mention your religion, but there are OVER 9000
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Jess_Cyan9 years ago
there is no one true religion..... there are many paths and beliefs and opinions. The truth doesn't have to even be a religion

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
Yeah
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SeemsLegit7 years ago
Jokes on you, I already know the one true religion.

Dannybionic2 years ago
Science
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jackohans53 years ago
I know the "one true religion" and my meaning, and I will be immortal. All religions aside from the one true religion still have partial truth though. One true religion: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. If you don't agree, try participating...[Show full comment]

xKitKatx4 years ago
Ha, i already know the one true religion......ha i win

Rem-chan9 years ago
I said yes without the "immortal" part... Who wanna be immortal?

The-Immortal-Mushroom2 years ago
@DragonsWolvesBravery good thing I don't care about my loved ones
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JewHunter9 years ago
Who won't follow the immortal guy come on.

dankmemes1018 years ago
"Hey, why aren't you dead yet?" "I WON'T TELL YOU"

LunarMoone7 years ago
If I may pick my immortality type, it"s the one where you still grow old and can be harmed, but just don't die of old age. I don't like immortality. Also, I just want to know these things. I don't care who else knows, they can fund out when they die.

PeterKnetter4 years ago
@Lunarmoone Suicide is illegal
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Driconian7 years ago
You do not know the power of the force.

yjtfdsgy7 years ago
what if the truth is bad

vert3437 years ago
Immortality = useful

sirudy9 years ago
At least i know i was right

voituhluri9 years ago
None likes to live forever, boring crap.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
No,everyone would like that,but then they'd realise it sucks.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
I HAVE MANAGED TO SAY IT: THE ONE TRUE RELIGION IS DONUTS AND PIZZA

Iwasnotaware8 years ago
YEE NO MORE EXISTENTIAL CRISISES

Sigmaspider4 years ago
I already know the meaning of life.

I find all the loopholes8 years ago
I like to think all the religions are correct, and just the one you are in is the one you go to in death, and if you are an atheist you just get a random one.

mbeetee119 years ago
I don;t want to be immortal because the world would get boring

WafaIrdina7 years ago
WUT.

pjtop9 months ago
ignorance is a bliss

Alexis Dark Kitty9 years ago
Anything that says immortal is an imedite dounfall

GamingExorcist8 years ago
Ok saying that there is "one true religion" is racist

PeterKnetter4 years ago
I know the one true religion.

jaythewolf3 years ago
what is it?

asifisleepatall8 years ago
why would you want to live forever?!? whoever you loved would die and so would everyone around you, you'd wanna kill yourself after that but no, you cant, you've fucked up your chance to die and not suffer, you chose that immortality, and you wish you hadnt, but you did

ARandomCRINGYperson7 years ago
Christians get TRIGGERED

_Giancarlolracnaig_9 years ago
First off, if you are immortal, you will have a severe depression, because you will live through all of your friend's and love one's deaths, so no thank you. Second off, religion is a belief, so there is no one true religion, only fact. And lastly, existen...[Show full comment]

Borker8 years ago
I feel like that"s already what God goes through

NoRagrets8 years ago
if I was immortal and knew the true meaning of our existence, I couldn't care less if anyone knew!!!

Dinobot7 years ago
Whats the upside

Wykdpyro9 years ago
Love is the one true religion if u can make it one

jkbscopes1239 years ago
so i will just leave it in a book berried under dirt for millions of years and wait for someone to dig it up and therefore i dident tell anyone plot holes

43122 months ago
你以为能杀死我-----飞段

Fushur8 years ago
All Religions are bullshit there can't be a true one <.<

PeterKnetter4 years ago
Racist

NylaPieya8 years ago
I will

GAMEYCOOLDUDE 9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

bigtjr9 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/336879

doodledimerlast year
just find out if the univerce is a simulation and make a machine that breaks everyone out of the simulation and into their body's in the real world and make it free to operate and w/ your knowledge w/ minimal costs give everyone one of them using a telepo...[Show full comment]

Helloiamhavingaseizure4 years ago
I like smoking children

PeterKnetter4 years ago
Fuck you motherfucker. You fucking piece of shit.

TheTrollYT8 years ago
If I'm immortal I would"ve lived over 4 billion years, I'm pretty sure I would"ve found a way to communicate it.

MDarkKing16543 years ago
Honestly would just keep this to myself anyways not to mention if you told people you were not imortal the government would just experiment on you for the rest of eternity

SuperWhoLockians8 years ago
Write the facts down and leave them for others to find.

AzreeAz8 years ago
I'll go to heaven by myself

DonnaAustin5 years ago
Write it down done

AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago
Upside?

Bluons8 years ago
Why would i need to tell people im imortal?

defrostu9 years ago
One word. Draw

joe_biden11 months ago
its me joe biden vote for me

AJDevelopment4 years ago
what if i typed it into a word document and shared it on the internet who"s gonna stop me?

PeterKnetter4 years ago
yeah

macropenis8 years ago
Hint: I am god
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