Will You Press The Button?

You're very attractive to the opposite sex

but

You're also very attractive to the same sex, and your skin is green

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Jean Has No Life9 years ago

*Pansexual laughter in the background*

Lexisexy4 months ago

#pangang

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KingDude3 years ago

So I'm hot and I'm shrek win-win

Nashi_The_Creator3 years ago

Gay and Shrekxy, where"s the downside

Azaretto8 years ago

So i am a sexy shrek

Y0uD0ntKn0wMe8 years ago

Shrek is already sexy

Gracicorn157 years ago

*Bisexual laughter*

Squonchy9 years ago

green for jack septic eye am i right?!

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ4 years ago

squonchy! Where you been man? Party ain't been squonch since you left!

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rickastleysghost8 years ago

A) I'm bi B) Green is my favorite color

Diego Tutweiller9 years ago

Hulk smash...

mr.whatface9 years ago

*bisexual lollygagging* wait green skin? **SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME**

SummerBlank9 years ago

According to the movie Guardians of the Galaxy, Gamora is green... and she's hor like hell -qqq

Jaydoggg11 months ago

Word of wisdom

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Aran Smeallie12 years ago

there is downside?

Johndabanana2 years ago

I'm pan and becoming Shrek would be awesome, so where is the downside?

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Woof Cakes12 years ago

shrek.

SixtyFourMan9 years ago

Somebody once told me the world is macaroni. I ain't the sharest tool in the shed

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Akame_Stoff7 years ago

I will cosplay as piccolo from DBZ.

CuteDarkShadow7 years ago

I pressed this because of the “downside” since I don’t know any lesbians,bis,pans or anything like that

SquidSquid037 years ago

But I’m gay...

JC_Science8 years ago

Sooooo...I'm gamora??

BunnyLover11018 years ago

I was going to say yes, until I got to the Green Skin part.

NalyAnabeth9 years ago

Wtf? Homofobic and alien-fobic? Lol No, but seriously what's the downside of being sexually atractive to everyone in the planet? Loads of unwanted attention? I'll manage ;)

Phoebe Rottersman12 years ago

I think who ever made this was homophobic

TOTOZARD8 years ago

Homophobia ftw

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OmegaGroudon 9 years ago

Spray-on tan

NHLic9 years ago

No downside. Hell I can live with just my charming look.

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago

Step 1:become model. Step 2;profit step 3: change coler of skin through surgery

Steven Boyer12 years ago

ok i like this one lol because im already somewhat bi

uughdesequestions8 years ago

Hahahhaha hello i love this too

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Ronnie Summers12 years ago

No downside

Sam Popson12 years ago

So...I'd become Crowbar from the Felt? Eh. Why not.

GlitchyShadowZ8 years ago

I dont want to be green.

SessInuKouShiNaru9 years ago

I'd be just like Gamora from guardians of the galaxy ;)!!!

Yeetaleet56343 years ago

Hmm...sounds like being Shrek with extra steps.

kai09 years ago

The only downsidebos green skin. And I can change it somehow. I'll find a way.

LovelyFangirl9310 years ago

Dude,it means I'm attractive, so I don't care.

FalconManJanik4 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

LeDragongQueen9 years ago

YAY! I'MA DRAGON NOW!

kcooldoctor10 years ago

No downside

Arciel188 years ago

hulk smash both sides

GothicZombie9 years ago

HULK SMATH HULK BASH!!!

Lostfeather2378 years ago

No! Not the opposite sex!

sardar209 years ago

Phoebe rottersman shut the f*** up

Squeaky8 years ago

fucking elphaba!! do i get to be a witch too??

CyberMikuJem9 years ago

I dont like the other sex, so the only downside is I would be green

Pengwyn8 years ago

Since I have 0 pets, there is no consequence.

The1GoldenGryphon9 years ago

Soooo.... I become female Piccolo from DBZ? ... that actually sounds kind of awesome.

Riolu6 years ago

So would I be an alian?

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

The green skin is so random xD anyway, I'm not homophobic, so its all good. I'll just tell the world I'm not a homosexual.

Taneesha Monae Scott12 years ago

I'm attractive so it doesn't matter

Totally-Mortal3 years ago

You underestimate my levels of bisexuality

Rraxor10 years ago

I will cosplay beastboy erryday!!!

VangaurdManiac7 years ago

I kinda wanna be Shrek

gabriel21yearsold9 years ago

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Josh Brown12 years ago

is that a green tint or full on hulk?

AmyWilliams8 years ago

So Gamora?

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