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You're very attractive to the opposite sex

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You're also very attractive to the same sex, and your skin is green

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Jean Has No Life 10 years ago

*Pansexual laughter in the background*

Lexisexy 2 years ago

#pangang

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KingDude 4 years ago

So I'm hot and I'm shrek win-win

Azaretto 10 years ago

So i am a sexy shrek

Y0uD0ntKn0wMe 9 years ago

Shrek is already sexy

Nashi_The_Creator 5 years ago

Gay and Shrekxy, where"s the downside

Gracicorn15 9 years ago

*Bisexual laughter*

Squonchy 11 years ago

green for jack septic eye am i right?!

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ 6 years ago

squonchy! Where you been man? Party ain't been squonch since you left!

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rickastleysghost 9 years ago

A) I'm bi B) Green is my favorite color

Diego Tutweiller 11 years ago

Hulk smash...

mr.whatface 10 years ago

*bisexual lollygagging* wait green skin? **SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME**

Aran Smeallie 13 years ago

there is downside?

Johndabanana 4 years ago

I'm pan and becoming Shrek would be awesome, so where is the downside?

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SummerBlank 11 years ago

According to the movie Guardians of the Galaxy, Gamora is green... and she's hor like hell -qqq

Jaydoggg 2 years ago

Word of wisdom

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Woof Cakes 13 years ago

shrek.

SixtyFourMan 10 years ago

Somebody once told me the world is macaroni. I ain't the sharest tool in the shed

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Phoebe Rottersman 13 years ago

I think who ever made this was homophobic

TOTOZARD 10 years ago

Homophobia ftw

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Akame_Stoff 9 years ago

I will cosplay as piccolo from DBZ.

CuteDarkShadow 9 years ago

I pressed this because of the “downside” since I don’t know any lesbians,bis,pans or anything like that

SquidSquid03 9 years ago

But I’m gay...

Arciel18 9 years ago

hulk smash both sides

JC_Science 9 years ago

Sooooo...I'm gamora??

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago

I was going to say yes, until I got to the Green Skin part.

NalyAnabeth 10 years ago

Wtf? Homofobic and alien-fobic? Lol No, but seriously what's the downside of being sexually atractive to everyone in the planet? Loads of unwanted attention? I'll manage ;)

OmegaGroudon 10 years ago

Spray-on tan

NHLic 10 years ago

No downside. Hell I can live with just my charming look.

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

Step 1:become model. Step 2;profit step 3: change coler of skin through surgery

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

ok i like this one lol because im already somewhat bi

uughdesequestions 9 years ago

Hahahhaha hello i love this too

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Ronnie Summers 13 years ago

No downside

Sam Popson 13 years ago

So...I'd become Crowbar from the Felt? Eh. Why not.

DaniAl45044 11 years ago

If you are very attractive in the 2 sexes you can have everytink you whant

JasonC35 5 years ago

sherek

Vexarik 10 years ago

The only downside is that you become shrek.

AceKait 12 years ago

No downside

RadicalAirGuitar 9 years ago

Welp....time to become Shrek

thebat10 10 years ago

Hulk,Elmo"s friends, my little ponys,ec....

Lbl 10 years ago

Atleast im attractive

dcicio7 12 years ago

fucking stupid

DinoNarwhalYT 9 years ago

No down side

Dr. HerpaDerp 11 years ago

Cool, so im successfully pansexual, AND my gamora cosplay is on point.

Irish_Cur 10 years ago

So I at least get a donkey sidekick voiced by Eddie Murphy

VanossTheBest~~ 11 years ago

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shinchaf1 6 years ago

green? i don't wanna be shot down by military because they think i"m a zombie!

gizmo7920 11 years ago

so.... your skin is green but everyone is attracted to you FUCK IT I WANT GREEN SKIN

Little_rocky_horror_shop 2 years ago

Jokes on you, I like all genders

LogicWizard314 11 years ago

Why do I become Shrek?

Laser3940 8 years ago

1. I accidentally hit this 2 I’m gay

weaboojones 10 years ago

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Belen Rodriguez Carrera Ferrero 13 years ago

GAMORA.

heatfromfire 4 years ago

no upside no downside only green

kind 10 years ago

I would have to have a slave have sex with me

I'm A Dyspraxic Human 11 years ago

This is a really weird scenario...so I'll pass on it.

SSundeeisLife 9 years ago

Fukn aliens m8

DV0100 11 years ago

Win win! victory is mine!

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