you have your dream body
but
getting someone to like you will be twice as hard
I will not


235x0last year
i will become a shape-shifter with inter-universe teleportation

LucasR10 years ago
If i can turn into a potato.... Nothing else matters

JENNY100865 months ago
oh babe ur such a little cute potato...
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Grimlon9 years ago
well, a giant mother fucking dragon will cause fear and hate anyway

Jigar4 years ago
Yeah a Godzilla will too
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Yuandra8 years ago
Challenge accepted.

Christopher Doherty12 years ago
2 x 0 = 0

Awowakxlast year
Same
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starlajammer7 years ago
... is it wrong im chooosing a flower XD

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
My dream body has a third nipple. Fred gets lonely on my left

Hayleydennis2 10 years ago
Um boys a doshes and i hate em and they smell

coolkit1239 years ago
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Laralou7 years ago
No one wants me anyways 😂😂

Hereuall28 years ago
I wouldn’t even b human Your body includes mind is turn myself into beast boy Only not just turning into a dog or a cow but a fucking monster at will

Kate McGeeker12 years ago
i dont want my dream body to impress someone else i want it to impress myself

R111111ck2 years ago
Fr i want to look go fuck love and these made up storys
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Tehfangirl9 years ago
I don't nee anyone anyways plus my dream body is a dragon

kekky9 years ago
Ill just turn into a potato... and what of your already married/boyfriend/girlfriend?

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago
I want to have the "dream body" so that I feel better about myself and I'll be able to do more stuff. Screw other people.

Ignacio Aguilera12 years ago
Having the dream body makes it way easier to get someone to like you

Charlie Banks12 years ago
my dream body is a macro fox... screw liking people, I'm gonna bring justice to my enemies, and the law in general...

Abigassdalek9 years ago
Norwegian + Viking love = FUCK GIRLS I CAN ADOPT A KID

Abigassdalek9 years ago
Just kidding I need a girlfriend

Mstrgmr67 months ago
infinity x 2 = infinity B) oh wait oh no I forgot about set theory-

IAM8BIT10 years ago
idc

ttddoogg8 years ago
but it just wouldnt be harder now would it?

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
Cell from DBZ?

bolsonaro_real_nao_fauso3 years ago
i will turn into shrek,all the women of the world will love me

fwoegel2 years ago
can i turn into all of the women? :)

person#110 years ago
Sxrew people

EmieSenpai8 years ago
I already have my dream body! I don't need to look ANY different! Besides, I already have a lover. And she loves me for my personality, not my looks.

A-Z18056 years ago
Well I wouldn't matter nobody likes me in the first place so *pushes button turns into wolf eats all enemies* You know I'm glad I pushed the button

aws22610 years ago
don't care if it's hard to get, i just wont get someone as good as me... its about person, not looks.

I-WonderWhy8 years ago
I alreadyt have many friends, A girlfriend, and I am easy to get along with. I dont give a fuck about anyone else

BlazoBoom9 years ago
What if your dream body is a person that makes friends super easily and also can fly and be immortal

ElijahScott049 years ago
HELL YEAH

Rebecca Stewarts11 years ago
Eh , I already have my dream body . Its been always like this .

Slendussylast year
ok so nothing changes

Memes melt dreams 10 years ago
Good thing people are all fools

TheBestInhereBitch8 years ago
I don't need people I'm a fucking mermaid

xXJJF4506Xx9 years ago
I already have my dream body XD

KrowTheAUfan8 years ago
So I would be a skeleton... I like Sans ok!

Ayame chan9 years ago
Already got the dream body Ha get rekt

xKitKatx4 years ago
I already have my dream body. a demon cuz im bendy ._.

LastShadow10 years ago
I don't have a dream boy.... caouse i'm a guy god damn it!

Hdawg11119 years ago
I alreasldy am my dream body

JuanAricapa7 years ago
What if i turn into a body that turns into two, a male and female, then i dont need anybody else

jomama10 years ago
Why would you have a dram body( Í ° ÍŸÊ– Í¡°)

GivenSpade9 years ago
I don't want someone to like me for my body...

FriedGalaxyChickenNuggets8 years ago
What has the pressure of society done to us...

Cole Bottorff12 years ago
I'm just going to be myself, screw your dream body.

LeadedZeus9 years ago
After given my ideal body I would be a more confident person, therefore I would become happier and more conversational. This would result in more people liking me normally however in this situation it would just negate the negative effects. Easy choice.

fdadsacksfsfsf10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

MikeTheMexican9 years ago
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Apollo9243 years ago
Wtf I don’t care

Sletitrocks10 years ago
*SLAMS BUTTON SO HARD THAT THE WORLD BLOWS UP*

Inlovewithsnow8 years ago
ALWAYS HEALTHY YAY
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