You get a fully functional portal gun
but
Every time you fire it, a black hole spontaneously appears somewhere in our galaxy
I will not


ZergurVorghiz3 years ago
me, a suicidal person that likes astronomy: *presses button and immediately starts spamming the triggers*

AF7 years ago
Let"s talk science. A black hole is created when a star collapses into itself. The closest star to earth is the sun. If the black hole isn't created by the sun, we"re good. If it"s created by the sun, we"re doomrd, because we'll die. But, the collapse of a...[Show full comment]

Magia3 years ago
Photosynthesis.
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IanIs2cool4skool9 years ago
I didn't even read the "downside" before hitting yes.

The POOP master9 years ago
Hope the portals have alcohol in them

Alexover90004 years ago
what size is the black hole, it never specified because if its a teeny tiiiny black hole then its gonna evaporate fast but it will explode and create a blast stronger than hundreds of atomic bombs

thebuttonman74 years ago
heh, *infinite loop of pain to the portal gun* 1 portal up, another one down, right on top of each other, then YEET the portal gun into the portals

Coral_Bleaching4 years ago
You guys don't get how small black holes are and how big the galaxy is. You could fire the gun every second for a billion years and astronomers would barely notice a difference.

SigurdCiaran4 years ago
the likely hood of that being anywhere near us is low enough.

SwiftScouter5 years ago
What if I just ask someone else to fire it?

GremlinsWrath8 years ago
Find the black holes and shoot portals into them, See what happens.

Joe19967 years ago
My guess is a really big explosion but it would get sucked into the portal. So not your problem, go for it if you ever get the chance

Dierightnow6 years ago
I dont even care about the black hole thing, just give me a portal gun

Despite696 years ago
Oof

WafaIrdina7 years ago
ITS 50 50 PEOPLE!!

Alec Brimer12 years ago
Its isn't specific on what settings there are as far as i know with one shot i could send everyone with an I.Q. bellow 125 into some realm of stupidity and the portal stay there to suck any future idiots and call it Canada, then make another portal that wi...[Show full comment]

Complexfred152 years ago
Are you ok? I don’t think that’s how it works
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Darrien Colon12 years ago
I...I have to say no. Once I start shooting the gun, I may never stop til it's too late...

Andrew Wilson12 years ago
Well, the gravitational pull of a black hole's strength is only relative to its mass, so it doesn't become just a goddamn hoover in space. I'm okay with this.

Michelle Medina12 years ago
A risk I'm willing to take

Cormbage9 years ago
if one appears on the earth ill shoot my portal gun up and hope i find aliens

DanielleRua7 years ago
What why would u need a portal gun

Thunder Sword9 years ago
Those Blackholes would add up quickly.

Michael_8239 years ago
What If You Dont Care About The Galaxy

Grass4443 years ago
It would be funny if you fired the gun then you got sucked in

Butterteam59 years ago
Good thing scientists proven they don't exist

Michael J9 years ago
Earth is somewhere in our galaxy. It could appear right behind you!! What if you shoot a portal in a black hole? Ooooh!

Anxious Avocado10 years ago
How big is this black hole?

Loopholesbeginhere8 years ago
There"s already a black hole in our Galaxy durrr

DrLinnerd7 years ago
I'm thinking this is about Portal, so you need to realize that this would be useless unless you live on the moon. The game explained that the portalable wall are made of moon rock. And the non portalable walls are made of every day materials. So having one for every day Life, wouldn't work.

Preytorkamen8 years ago
Didn't say the black hole had to have enough mass and density to affect anything.

The Wolf of insanity9 years ago
destroying the galaxy one black hole at a time

Tehepixpro9 years ago
Ummm... Black hole somewhere in the universe? Well... where in our galaxy? Near earth or somewhere else? ( What happens when blsck holes collide? Just gets bigger

bungus23 months ago
space is extremely big so there's an incredibly tiny chance the black hole does something at all

heyeveryone9 years ago
Cool, I always wanted to see what is it like inside a blackhole

Price5117 years ago
Actually, now that I think about it, scientists actually create mini black holes that don't have enough time to suck anything in. Maybe that would work?

GreninjaGames4 years ago
still get a fuckin portal gun

hereiamkillme019 years ago
What if the black hole is huge and spawns I the center of earth?

AnzJaffa8 years ago
I dont think people really know how big our galaxy actually is, it also doesnt say how big the black holes are

ImpossibleZ9 years ago
Fly to different galaxy press button profit!!!!

TurtleShroom8 years ago
The Milky Way is a hundred million light years across. The earth is in no danger.

Trolerp9 years ago
Black hole suck up earth tanx to this ass

Thedirptank5 years ago
Sounds like an episode of the history channel at midnight 😂

greasemonkey32310 years ago
nah m8

Svenskadentz9 years ago
I don't really give a flying f*ck about the black holes! It's a F*CKING PORTAL GUN!!!

AngelMan7 years ago
50\50! Wow

Matthew Hynes12 years ago
The chances of it appearing anywhere near Earth are astronomically low.

Superstar579 years ago
Send earth to the alternate universe that black holes can't exist

Butterteam59 years ago
So give me the gun

Sonofagun7 years ago
it doesn't say you cant choose where the black hole is

creeperxplder9 years ago
No way. 1 Black whole will eventually swollow our whole galaxy. 1 by one, planets disappear.

Cum692 years ago
That happens anyway lol

caliblob9 years ago
you could try to portal the black hole

Shadowmhaoc4 years ago
igot a vampire one and it had the word sex tho
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