It's the zombie apocalypse, and you are immortal.
but
You see people as natural resources, and must harvest everyone you see for their supplies to survive.
I will not

Muv22HD 2 years ago
WHERES THE POSITIVE?? "Do you want a zombie apocalypses or like not"

EVILFortniteJonsey 2 years ago
DOWNSIDE!?!?!

minimegaman090 2 years ago
immortality

ThatsInsane 10 years ago
First of all, if I don't press, no apocalypse in the first place. Right?

Orionameno 6 years ago
You are a GENIUS. (I thinked of that before)

CheapSheep 11 years ago
WTF, where is the good part?!?!? its a zombie apocalypse, most of your friends are dead, and you have to steal from the remaining civilians, killing them off, giving the zombies nothing to eat, so then they will die, and because you're immortal, you will l... [Show full comment]

SinonMercer 9 years ago
You assume we have friends.
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Eagles 11 years ago
Who the fuck would press this button?

Karthadon 8 years ago
Maybe someone with the brain of a foetus.
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Mihai Smeu 13 years ago
why to get others supplies if you are immortal ._.

iluvtoeatchildren 4 years ago
i love harvesting people
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JuliusChan 9 years ago
So you are the zombie?

NoraMaeve 10 years ago
Error, cannot be immortal and need to do something to live

Yeetaleet5634 4 years ago
@ABTypo The literal definition of being immortal is to live forever;never dying. NEVER DYING. You can't die!
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MARYANNLINK 9 years ago
If you’re immortal, why do you need supplies? This is stupid

XCM420 9 years ago
I won't eat anyone cuz I'm immortal

Tristandapug 6 years ago
Ha ha that’s smart

TeamKobus2 9 years ago
Immortality? Ew no

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
no joke this is literally the 6th immortal question in a row...

NoBodyJustAHead 11 years ago
ikr immortality is a catch in itself.

mynamesjeff 11 years ago
either this website is 45 years older than me, or it just makes it say 46 years on all comments

Wildclaw115 11 years ago
glitch bitch
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Rob Anybody 11 years ago
Where's the upside here?

jessymr 11 years ago
Yay+ cannibalism

Amethystia22 11 years ago
so, immortal inhumanity...

Brucelee Fukofuka 13 years ago
I think it's saying we are the zombies

ghank 3 years ago
That"s deep
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Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
so be a zombie.

Taylor Nieuwdorp 13 years ago
'need to harvest them to survive' but I'm immortal. I'll survive anyway. Y'all can live.

moaedqvist 10 years ago
BIG NO

churchillparis 11 years ago
you're going to run out of humans to harvest. eventually you will die.

flzzzzy 6 years ago
"immortal" "to survive"

Yi-Ying Lu 13 years ago
Vampire maybe?

DragonfuryMH 9 years ago
All I need is a sword and I can stop the zombie apocalypse.

Sans And Papyrus 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

IAmTrash 11 years ago
So basically, I'm a zombie?

Chrono 11 years ago
I already see people as resourses

RPSLovesbuttons 11 years ago
HA! I don't need supplies from these peasants. I'll punch the zombies into extinction!

Addsey 12 years ago
IF YOUR IMMOTARAL YOU DON'T NEED FOOD OR OTHER THINGS

LustDemon 8 years ago
soooooooo killing?

Sky Huber 13 years ago
Bloody everybody on DayZ is like that. Oh yes, I'm friendly.

Andy2 10 years ago
Am i the zombie? and if so:wouldn't the flesh of the zombie rot off eventually and the bones rot too?

Quincy 11 years ago
Standard zombie apocalypse then...

Littlebigbutton50( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 10 years ago
where have i seen this before? (minus the zombies) I KNOW! RAPTURE! YOU CAN HARVEST THE SISTERS. but wait, that is evil

Lang10 11 years ago
I become the only man in the world woman is the best resources

SantiagoN 9 years ago
if you dont press there is no apocalypse

sheadeebuttah 11 years ago
50% OF PEOPLE WANT THE APPOCALYPSE TO START SO THEY CAN FROLLIC THROUGH ZOMBIES AND KILL SURVIVORS. WHY!?!?!?!

Pharaoh_Joe 2 years ago
Average day for Pharaoh Joe

minibotas 11 years ago
2 cruel 4 me

Twirdledirdle1 9 years ago
but wait... I'm immortal... this makes absolutely no sense

sunny_lemon 6 years ago
To survive? But I’m immortal..?

Isaiah Salas 13 years ago
I already have a plan to go cannibal if shit hits the fan so no downside really

usoutlaw 10 years ago
this one makes no sense. if im immortal im not pillaging. im going to grab some blades and head off into the horde cutting a rotten path back to a normal world for humanity

xacier 11 years ago
what is the down side?

sheadeebuttah 11 years ago
Everyone is you know are dead, you are murdering and stealing from survivors. Once you kill the survivors the zombies have no food and die. Then you are immortal and alone for eternity. It is nothing but downside.

Miracle 10 years ago
Why the duck would I want to start a zombie apocalypse

Baliko 8 years ago
Your immortal so you have POWERS just manipulate stuff!

danchajar 11 years ago
so basically you become a dementor?

titodickdickmanbaby 10 years ago
don't press it, no apocolpsye

Zacary 11 years ago
but that is being a zombie

DragonFireHeart 2 years ago
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAGONS ARE BORN FOR KILLING EVERYTHING! ALSO WE ARE IMMORTAL ALREADY. BRUH. BUT WE CAN EAT ALL OF THE ELVES!!!!!!!! YEAH!
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