Will You Press The Button?

LewiShogunghost5 years ago

The person pf my dreams woudn't be someone who eats small animals, NEVER. Which means that I would NEVER find the person of my dreams. BUTTON FAILED

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Yeah your vegetarian......

Benedek20148 years ago

Why is she the person of my dreams then?

HMJ7 years ago

Well, the button makes it so that they like eating small animals. Simple. It"s not like they always liked eating them!

accidentalshapeshifter8 years ago

Oh no!! I accidentally became a sloth! Runnnnn!!!!!

PUTT-PUTT7 years ago

You can run as fast as you can but I will nibble you TO DEATH!!

Stewart Robson12 years ago

a chicken is a small animal

SkibidiBiden5 years ago

yeah i hate rats too

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giant_hobbit9 years ago

So, I meet the female version of myself?

ConerJDavidson8 years ago

Same

All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

Small is not an exact measurement so you could say any animal smaller than a human is small and a lot of animals are so why not

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

"So what are your hobbies?" "Does eating hamsters count as a hobby?" "Well that depends on whether or not they"re alive when you eat them."

FloweyTheButton8 years ago

If the girl of your dreams is a vegetarian? What happens

HMJ7 years ago

They are no longer vegetarian.

EnJaded8 years ago

That is already the person of my dreams

Mishno8 years ago

My dick is a small animal

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

I just fuckin died at this holy shit

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Eric Breshears12 years ago

So 43% of people are hardcore vegetarians?

Leafyisherearmy9 years ago

No! Maybe they'd eat small ugly animals

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Hayden Elwarth12 years ago

Rabbit, pheasant, fish, quail, chicken etc id want a girl that would eat these anyways

Supercoolman3176 years ago

Yes

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Laurynn Creepinyoursleep12 years ago

Well, I hate squirrels so

Forrest Jemming12 years ago

YAAA SQURILLE FOR DINNNA

Tyler LaCava12 years ago

i mean if theyre cooked its ok

somebODYONCTOLDME7 years ago

I’m not a major animal lover and my cat isn’t that small

DragonslayerBMX9 years ago

WOOHOO SQUIRREL AND RABBIT STEW

Kamila Russ12 years ago

Loophole: Person of my dreams isn't into eating small animals

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

Alive?

jlc8089 years ago

Sorr-ety found em (Get it, sorry, already?)

Joshua Baczkowski12 years ago

Already found someone. Don't need any help.

Redtail2 years ago

Not a problem

chri74i79 years ago

I allready have

elovesmusicals127 years ago

I'm also into eating animals!

mosley9 years ago

No downside here

shinchaf15 years ago

STEVE FOR THE WIN! CRAFTY GUY EATS BLOCKY FOOD!

Anonymouslydone9 years ago

How small? Small is relative.

Davvedido8 years ago

They?

supermyi10 years ago

we all eat animals she is just eating smaller versions of them

randomjax9 years ago

So someone who's into vore

ChaosHuntsman8 years ago

So... a vore practitioner?

Janina10 years ago

Don't care. Markiplier, here I come ;D

MNITIMMY9 years ago

Hey, crickets have a lot of protein!

HornDinosaur6196 years ago

Seafood?

sote-gamer9 years ago

me too

presses8 days ago

我梦寐以求的人因为不吃肉很虚弱，我希望她能吃肉

SilentBinary9 years ago

*hugs my kitteh* nu -.-

Sweet_Melody1017 years ago

I have small pets so no thanks

Roody charles9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]