Will You Press The Button?

HellfireBlu8 years ago

I am bread

Themauf6 years ago

Great, me too

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Blob9 years ago

I don't know why it's so funny, but EVERY cancer just cracks me up. Every kind of cancer, all at once.

toonlinkfan201412 months ago

cancer in the lung, the heart, the head, every individual toe, your fingers, your knees

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MAK3X79 years ago

Use only for emergancies

Hailey Elizabeth12 years ago

Teleport to the future and get the cure for all cancer. Lastly travel the world

Complexfred152 years ago

What if we never discover a cure for cancer now you’re just screwed

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Techspawn087 years ago

Teleport into a place with a prototype time machine and time travel to the future where cancer is cured. Only if you got cancer

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

If you know about the prototype, then how doesn’t the government?

TrueRenegade8 years ago

No, about every 20 times you travel you would get every kind of cancer

Mick228 years ago

Dont have to use it

CobaltStarling8 years ago

I"d rather not have a 1 in 20 chance of getting every kind of cancer. I think that even if cancer isn't necessarily a death sentence, having every single kind at one would probably kill you.

Davd9 years ago

I would sell that sucker.

Tymberlejk8 years ago

Just what I thought!

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ReWyne9 years ago

I would sell this machine for SO MUCH money!

CobaltStarling8 years ago

"With each use, there is a 5% chance you get every kind of cancer" It doesn't say that you have to be the one to use it. Someone else uses it, you"re still the one at risk of lots of cancer.

thunder1239 years ago

i will only use t for emergnceys

Mpcary9 years ago

You don't have to travel unless its an emergency.

TheSkyIsUp10 years ago

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past three days."

Jackson Gunelson12 years ago

Like I always say, a 95% is still an A

Dragonking1112227 years ago

No, it"s "... 95% is still da da wae

Corral Summer12 years ago

Those are pretty good odds. Plus I don't have to teleport. There really is no downside.

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Once again. IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA USE THE POWER, WHAT IS THE POINT OF CLICKING THE BUTTON. MY GOD, I SEE THIS WAY TOO MUCH.

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imavirginnn4 years ago

teleport to the "Cancer Cure Universe" and grab a shit ton of cures for yourself and earth.

Astro Dime10 years ago

I only need it once. I'm totally willing to take that 5% chance.

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hotdog99559 years ago

IM NO TAKING CHANSES I HAV DA BESSST SPELING EVR

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BusheeBROWS9 years ago

MARBLE FADEEEEEE!

OcCreation7 years ago

*constantly teleports around*

Rachel Sheppard12 years ago

i'd find the doctor it'll be wreath the change

Aydenp28 years ago

Jgdxbkut

Deathbyspace1239 years ago

It's below 6%. I'll take my chances.

Maxromero549 years ago

I would ita 5% chance vs a 95% chance

BadBanana692 years ago

Me who my luck is bad: don’t care.

Bionic Ice10 years ago

Let people use it for money

ardonis9 years ago

every cancer? at once? no way

Greensicle4 years ago

I"d say your aim is cancer but cancer actually kills you.

Jeffrey So12 years ago

i love how its not "5% chance of getting cancer" its EVERY kind of cancer

ThePaulDude9 years ago

You wouldn't need a car if you pressed the button on this one.

DimitrieOctavian7 years ago

I won t use it for teleportation. I will jist put it in my bed room to lock good.

Brookes Gafeney12 years ago

NO

ifr3zyfellow9 years ago

HECK NO,MY MOM WENT THROUGH CANCER THOSE WERE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE AND MY FAMILIES TO HECK MY MOM ALMOST DIED

meatloave4 months ago

I will teleport to a place where a gold ring that lets it's wearer (me and ONLY me) make three wishes waits for me to put it on my finger. This place exists in my mind and I exist in the world therefore this place also exists in the world.