Will You Press The Button?

HellfireBlu8 years ago

I am bread

Themauf6 years ago

Great, me too

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Blob9 years ago

I don't know why it's so funny, but EVERY cancer just cracks me up. Every kind of cancer, all at once.

toonlinkfan201412 months ago

cancer in the lung, the heart, the head, every individual toe, your fingers, your knees

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MAK3X79 years ago

Use only for emergancies

Hailey Elizabeth12 years ago

Teleport to the future and get the cure for all cancer. Lastly travel the world

Complexfred152 years ago

What if we never discover a cure for cancer now you’re just screwed

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Techspawn087 years ago

Teleport into a place with a prototype time machine and time travel to the future where cancer is cured. Only if you got cancer

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

If you know about the prototype, then how doesn’t the government?

TrueRenegade8 years ago

No, about every 20 times you travel you would get every kind of cancer

Mick228 years ago

Dont have to use it

CobaltStarling8 years ago

I"d rather not have a 1 in 20 chance of getting every kind of cancer. I think that even if cancer isn't necessarily a death sentence, having every single kind at one would probably kill you.

Davd9 years ago

I would sell that sucker.

Tymberlejk8 years ago

Just what I thought!

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ReWyne9 years ago

I would sell this machine for SO MUCH money!

CobaltStarling8 years ago

"With each use, there is a 5% chance you get every kind of cancer" It doesn't say that you have to be the one to use it. Someone else uses it, you"re still the one at risk of lots of cancer.

thunder1239 years ago

i will only use t for emergnceys

Mpcary9 years ago

You don't have to travel unless its an emergency.

TheSkyIsUp10 years ago

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past three days."

Jackson Gunelson12 years ago

Like I always say, a 95% is still an A

Dragonking1112227 years ago

No, it"s "... 95% is still da da wae

Corral Summer12 years ago

Those are pretty good odds. Plus I don't have to teleport. There really is no downside.

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Once again. IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA USE THE POWER, WHAT IS THE POINT OF CLICKING THE BUTTON. MY GOD, I SEE THIS WAY TOO MUCH.

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zekepro79 years ago

if i could time travel it would be somewhere a substance that kills cancer XD

zyy2 years ago

I have a car

Bionic Ice10 years ago

Let people use it for money

VBA23A9 years ago

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BrownieDreamer4 years ago

Erecting a teleporter.

Growlithe Neinty Nein12 years ago

You people don't understand you have the option NOT to teleport, and you can sell the thing.

User28459 years ago

Ever heard of airplanes?

DOUBTME237 years ago

Teleport to the future and find the cure for cancer. Never specified if we couldn’t or could make it time machine so yaassssss

Tyler Dixon12 years ago

My luck i'll be in that 5%

Cato97659 years ago

I ENJOY CANCER

Rawih9 years ago

yeah but almost never use it only like twice

bhoppy1239 years ago

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SamuelMcGray8 years ago

Seriously, why say no? Even if you don't use it, I'm sure it would be a cool statue.

Terabyte3 years ago

I'll just sell it for billions of dollars to the highest bidder lmao

Sakura_Dragonfly10 years ago

with my luck, i would use it once and get the cancers...

Jamenneel8 years ago

Me think you from ChingChangLand

feralcharles9 years ago

ill take that chance to go to hawaii

puiszach9 years ago

Nnnnnnoooooooooooooo............b

Nibba5726 years ago

TF2 anyone ? Xd

Megan Manary12 years ago

Fuck the cancer. Its only 5%!!!

Garry24269 years ago

bruh i will not suffer just to be in ireland

yofacegamer7 years ago

Why not? I don’t have to use it

WubbaLubbaDubDub9 years ago

I'd probably never use it unless something horrible happened, but there's no reason I shouldn't accept having it =)

EmileetheLBX8 years ago

Why do people want to telliport if u get a chance of getting cancer that can not be cured no mater what!!!!!!

ETHANWEEGEE8 years ago

Cancer can be cured.

randomguyjustwritingheredontaskme9 years ago

5% chance is still a chance you could get it on the first teleportation or the 100th teleportation

slenderman062 years ago

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hellagay10 years ago

lol im already suicidal so no downside

desmond26009 years ago

Other people:%5 me:%999999999999

Bikacha4 years ago

free teleport. no downside here

HeinrichHimmler11 years ago

mark...youre a genius

ZombieAstronaut8 years ago

Nobody said that it will be lethal form!

CobaltStarling8 years ago

It actually says "every kind of cancer". That is a little different from "every form".

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Dzsó_bácsi7 years ago

So after about 20 teleports I will dye. I'll sell my machine 😂😂

OcCreation7 years ago

No it"s it"s own chance each time you teleport

Max Jasper12 years ago

After twenty uses, you're basically fucked.

sterlingsilvernine9 years ago

Use it in a time of desperation, better than certain death lol

Ejparrot9 years ago

I accident lay pressed the button

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