Will You Press The Button?

HellfireBlu 9 years ago

I am bread

Themauf 7 years ago

Great, me too

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Blob 11 years ago

I don't know why it's so funny, but EVERY cancer just cracks me up. Every kind of cancer, all at once.

toonlinkfan2014 2 years ago

cancer in the lung, the heart, the head, every individual toe, your fingers, your knees

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MAK3X7 10 years ago

Use only for emergancies

Hailey Elizabeth 13 years ago

Teleport to the future and get the cure for all cancer. Lastly travel the world

Complexfred15 3 years ago

What if we never discover a cure for cancer now you’re just screwed

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Techspawn08 8 years ago

Teleport into a place with a prototype time machine and time travel to the future where cancer is cured. Only if you got cancer

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

If you know about the prototype, then how doesn’t the government?

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

No, about every 20 times you travel you would get every kind of cancer

Mick22 10 years ago

Dont have to use it

CobaltStarling 10 years ago

I"d rather not have a 1 in 20 chance of getting every kind of cancer. I think that even if cancer isn't necessarily a death sentence, having every single kind at one would probably kill you.

Davd 11 years ago

I would sell that sucker.

Tymberlejk 9 years ago

Just what I thought!

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ReWyne 11 years ago

I would sell this machine for SO MUCH money!

CobaltStarling 10 years ago

"With each use, there is a 5% chance you get every kind of cancer" It doesn't say that you have to be the one to use it. Someone else uses it, you"re still the one at risk of lots of cancer.

thunder123 11 years ago

i will only use t for emergnceys

Mpcary 11 years ago

You don't have to travel unless its an emergency.

TheSkyIsUp 11 years ago

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past three days."

Jackson Gunelson 13 years ago

Like I always say, a 95% is still an A

Dragonking111222 9 years ago

No, it"s "... 95% is still da da wae

Corral Summer 13 years ago

Those are pretty good odds. Plus I don't have to teleport. There really is no downside.

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

Once again. IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA USE THE POWER, WHAT IS THE POINT OF CLICKING THE BUTTON. MY GOD, I SEE THIS WAY TOO MUCH.

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meatloave 2 years ago

I will teleport to a place where a gold ring that lets it's wearer (me and ONLY me) make three wishes waits for me to put it on my finger. This place exists in my mind and I exist in the world therefore this place also exists in the world.

Violet_ihateyou 11 years ago

I can teleport to the hospital

BlackCatCZ 9 years ago

It never said I have to use it myself. I can just lend it to others and get paid for it.

ifr3zyfellow 11 years ago

HECK NO,MY MOM WENT THROUGH CANCER THOSE WERE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE AND MY FAMILIES TO HECK MY MOM ALMOST DIED

Astro Dime 12 years ago

I only need it once. I'm totally willing to take that 5% chance.

shadowman0411 10 years ago

Use it again and again until I am Deadpool

pathetickirby64 11 years ago

My fab gets me where I want wink wink wink

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

YOU. DON'T. HAVE. TO. USE. IT!!! Just sell it or sth

pressmedont123 10 years ago

Not bad odds

illuminatiunconfirmed 7 years ago

I LIKE those odds

bluejay 11 years ago

19/20 odds that I'm making it out fine. Live hard and die a genius!

CyborgOswald 9 years ago

still, that"s a REALLY low chance.

miku_hatsune's_biggest_fan 11 years ago

so what it is only 5%

zekepro7 11 years ago

if i could time travel it would be somewhere a substance that kills cancer XD

zyy 3 years ago

I have a car

Bionic Ice 11 years ago

Let people use it for money

VBA23A 11 years ago

Tell a bunch of scientists you pressed a magical button on the internet than made you able to teleport, but makes you possibly get cancer, let them research you and give them a demonstration to prove yourself. They will make you rich due to publicity and y... [Show full comment]

BrownieDreamer 6 years ago

Erecting a teleporter.

Growlithe Neinty Nein 13 years ago

You people don't understand you have the option NOT to teleport, and you can sell the thing.

User2845 10 years ago

Ever heard of airplanes?

DOUBTME23 9 years ago

Teleport to the future and find the cure for cancer. Never specified if we couldn’t or could make it time machine so yaassssss

Tyler Dixon 13 years ago

My luck i'll be in that 5%

Cato9765 10 years ago

I ENJOY CANCER

Rawih 11 years ago

yeah but almost never use it only like twice

scp173682 3 months ago

我可以不用，但不能没有😋

bhoppy123 11 years ago

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