New rule: No alcoholics allowed to create scenarios
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Coaster7 years ago
Use hand sanitizer.
It contains alcohol, and when you use it a little bit odlf that alcohol is absorbed by your skin into your bloodstream.
Now you are under the influence of alcohol.
Have fun.
It doesn't have to be beer just something w/ alcohol
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InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago
My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.
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Doomguy9 years ago
Well I'm 20 turning 21 in 3 days and have been stockpiling money for alcohol so I guess I'm good for a while for me to stockpile money adlnd get more
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virusmakr77889 years ago
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GarrettJones7 years ago
Just wish for what you don't want to happen and what u do want to happen will come true lol
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gabrielfrag9 years ago
For ever drunk problem solved
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Twiddle Twist9 years ago
This question was rather pointless to me, since I don't even drink.
SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
Welp. Ur a cripple.
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XXXbig dickXXX9 years ago
I did it
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Willyou?9 years ago
So if I'm hit him normal?!?!?!
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Cassie_10189 years ago
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TheOriginalKirito7 years ago
*holds up my index and middle fingers as reverse peace-signs in a british swearing slang* I found 2.
And thus begins my thousand year reign and stoppin..uh..and i'd be shaggin' ur wife and uh...zzzz
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Cabbosse9 years ago
Why not I would walk arundel with alcohol in a camelback bur church would steal it and I would fall cause I'm a cripple at least that's what doc says it is
SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
i think u r already drink
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RedShirt0479 years ago
That sounds like an amazing superpower. No one would ever suspect a cripple of being the DRUNK AVENGER!
Since i'm drunk 99% of the time...WELP I SEE NO FOKIN DOWNSIDE!! :^)
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Stetson9 years ago
Get off your fantasy and just do it
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changerfett9 years ago
so...? always be drunk?
Jessirain8 years ago
Yes
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swampy1539 years ago
i will have what hes having
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aliniker809 years ago
Its easy stop drinking
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Helpless9 years ago
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xLOSTxDARKLORD710 years ago
I wish it was the other way around where if I was sober I could do parkour and karate and all that while if I was drunk I'd be crippled. I don't drink alcohol so thats why. Lol
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Meepmorpzeet4 years ago
Nananananananananananananananana Drunkman!!!!
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andrewxboxer10 years ago
This is Me Already
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Kefke7 years ago
So...a super hero?
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JalenSellers8 years ago
To the person who created this question are you sober?
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LegendofZelda11 years ago
Drunken master, anyone?
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dat1motherfucker694203 years ago
Just get like a little bit drunk forever.
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Hayley Opas12 years ago
live life as a cripple who occasonally saves the world, or who is rad at parties
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EPICSEGWAYMAN8 years ago
once im 19 (legal age in canada) jus have atleast a drop of alchohol a day, technically under influence but not drunk
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error10110 years ago
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VinnyGalaxy9 years ago
Ok, i wont read it, have a nice day!
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Nightshade1017 years ago
Hahahaha NO
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LeeSquire8 years ago
So I get an excuse to be incredibly drunk at all times?
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ShiningComet22210 years ago
Solution to downside: Always drink beer!
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SwissXheese7 months ago
By day, I’m a regular human being, by night, I’m a superhero. I have become batman. The world needs me.
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