Will You Press The Button?

kindness_luigi 10 months ago

i luv alcohol

Mystical Pig 11 years ago

New rule: No alcoholics allowed to create scenarios

Coaster 9 years ago

Use hand sanitizer. It contains alcohol, and when you use it a little bit odlf that alcohol is absorbed by your skin into your bloodstream. Now you are under the influence of alcohol. Have fun.

cloverofficial 3 years ago

Plus I’ll stay clean!

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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

Shut up

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Honestly just make a name up 10 years ago

Doesn't say how influenced it could be just a shot every few hours or so

Min Yeon-ah 10 years ago

Easy. Control your fucking drinking

Alex Shirley 13 years ago

I don't know what he's drinking, but I don't think it's pumpkin juice...

reaper_time2die 5 years ago

Is that from the 10th kingdom?

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dgzdrg5gdz 5 years ago

Sounds perfect

allysen0sky 10 years ago

I'll just be drunk all the time

Jessirain 10 years ago

Same😂

Willyou? 10 years ago

So if I'm high I'm normal?!?!

MrMinecraft1210 11 years ago

Drinking wine evry day!Qfkdvindkmksfmdkgnfvfkvmfvmlgdkffndkfkfknrkgrkgnkrgknogddigr

8-Bit Half-Wit 11 years ago

Not a beer person.

moon67 9 years ago

It doesn't have to be beer just something w/ alcohol

InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago

My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Doomguy 10 years ago

Well I'm 20 turning 21 in 3 days and have been stockpiling money for alcohol so I guess I'm good for a while for me to stockpile money adlnd get more

virusmakr7788 10 years ago

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GarrettJones 9 years ago

Just wish for what you don't want to happen and what u do want to happen will come true lol

gabrielfrag 10 years ago

For ever drunk problem solved

Twiddle Twist 10 years ago

This question was rather pointless to me, since I don't even drink.

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

Welp. Ur a cripple.

XXXbig dickXXX 10 years ago

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XXXbig dickXXX 10 years ago

I did it

Willyou? 10 years ago

So if I'm hit him normal?!?!?!

Cassie_1018 10 years ago

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TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

*holds up my index and middle fingers as reverse peace-signs in a british swearing slang* I found 2.

barsolo 10 years ago

I dont drink.

RosezeUltraWolf 10 years ago

Just be a drunk

JoelHelin 10 years ago

be drunk all the time

Lonely4ever 8 years ago

Does it give you parkour skills in Minecraft?

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Phoenixianking 10 years ago

So I'm kinda like qrow from ruby

doomoocv 11 years ago

I don't even drink Error 505: Upside not found

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

Jontron

cupcakey neko 11 years ago

Good I'm not a alcoholic

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

and now youre a cripple.

sakura__ 11 years ago

just drink all the time is there even a downside

cammelspit 11 years ago

Bring on the BOOZE!

Did-i-Say-yes 11 years ago

effectively the demoman from TF2

False Identity 11 years ago

And thus begins my thousand year reign and stoppin..uh..and i'd be shaggin' ur wife and uh...zzzz

Cabbosse 11 years ago

Why not I would walk arundel with alcohol in a camelback bur church would steal it and I would fall cause I'm a cripple at least that's what doc says it is

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

i think u r already drink

RedShirt047 11 years ago

That sounds like an amazing superpower. No one would ever suspect a cripple of being the DRUNK AVENGER!

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

hahaha

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VinnyGalaxy 11 years ago

Since i'm drunk 99% of the time...WELP I SEE NO FOKIN DOWNSIDE!! :^)

Stetson 11 years ago

Get off your fantasy and just do it

changerfett 11 years ago

so...? always be drunk?

Jessirain 10 years ago

Yes

swampy153 11 years ago

i will have what hes having

aliniker80 11 years ago

Its easy stop drinking

Helpless 11 years ago

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xLOSTxDARKLORD7 11 years ago

I wish it was the other way around where if I was sober I could do parkour and karate and all that while if I was drunk I'd be crippled. I don't drink alcohol so thats why. Lol

Oldiron_79 9 years ago

Drunken master

Belmin 11 years ago

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COUNTERLOGIC135 11 years ago

the last person you would expect to be drunk epic parkour man, is the handicap

MegaLuxrayYT 9 years ago

Wisconsin is what made this button press possible

scenemoPianist 2 years ago

No.

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

drink 24/7

jesusr1026 10 years ago

Drunken master

Buckybuck87 6 years ago

what? i have no idea what this means

Ninjalox2 11 years ago

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Sans-the-vloger 9 years ago

I think it means crippled and also I would just Carry beer at all times

ChristopherHargreaves 10 years ago

Or a professional athlete on par with usain bolt

James Samples 13 years ago

2 beers in 1 hour is enough for a blood alcohol concentration to be legally intoxicated. so just carry a flask with you all the time, never be sober

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