When under the influence of alcohol, you become an elite freerunner/parkourist as well as professional in all martial arts.
but
When sober, you become a cripple and are not able to use your skills.
I will not


Mystical Pig9 years ago
New rule: No alcoholics allowed to create scenarios

Coaster7 years ago
Use hand sanitizer. It contains alcohol, and when you use it a little bit odlf that alcohol is absorbed by your skin into your bloodstream. Now you are under the influence of alcohol. Have fun.

cloverofficial2 years ago
Plus I’ll stay clean!
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago
Shut up
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Honestly just make a name up9 years ago
Doesn't say how influenced it could be just a shot every few hours or so

Min Yeon-ah9 years ago
Easy. Control your fucking drinking

ththomas94 years ago
Sounds perfect

Alex Shirley12 years ago
I don't know what he's drinking, but I don't think it's pumpkin juice...

reaper_time2die3 years ago
Is that from the 10th kingdom?
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allysen0sky8 years ago
I'll just be drunk all the time

Jessirain8 years ago
Same😂

Willyou?9 years ago
So if I'm high I'm normal?!?!

MrMinecraft12109 years ago
Drinking wine evry day!Qfkdvindkmksfmdkgnfvfkvmfvmlgdkffndkfkfknrkgrkgnkrgknogddigr

8-Bit Half-Wit9 years ago
Not a beer person.

moon678 years ago
It doesn't have to be beer just something w/ alcohol

InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago
My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Doomguy9 years ago
Well I'm 20 turning 21 in 3 days and have been stockpiling money for alcohol so I guess I'm good for a while for me to stockpile money adlnd get more

virusmakr77889 years ago
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GarrettJones7 years ago
Just wish for what you don't want to happen and what u do want to happen will come true lol

gabrielfrag9 years ago
For ever drunk problem solved

Twiddle Twist9 years ago
This question was rather pointless to me, since I don't even drink.

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
Welp. Ur a cripple.

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XXXbig dickXXX9 years ago
I did it

Willyou?9 years ago
So if I'm hit him normal?!?!?!

Cassie_10189 years ago
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TheOriginalKirito7 years ago
*holds up my index and middle fingers as reverse peace-signs in a british swearing slang* I found 2.

barsolo9 years ago
I dont drink.

RosezeUltraWolf9 years ago
Just be a drunk

JoelHelin9 years ago
be drunk all the time

Lonely4ever7 years ago
Does it give you parkour skills in Minecraft?
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Phoenixianking9 years ago
So I'm kinda like qrow from ruby

doomoocv9 years ago
I don't even drink Error 505: Upside not found

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
Jontron

cupcakey neko9 years ago
Good I'm not a alcoholic

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
and now youre a cripple.

sakura__9 years ago
just drink all the time is there even a downside

cammelspit9 years ago
Bring on the BOOZE!

Did-i-Say-yes9 years ago
effectively the demoman from TF2

False Identity9 years ago
And thus begins my thousand year reign and stoppin..uh..and i'd be shaggin' ur wife and uh...zzzz

Cabbosse9 years ago
Why not I would walk arundel with alcohol in a camelback bur church would steal it and I would fall cause I'm a cripple at least that's what doc says it is

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
i think u r already drink

RedShirt0479 years ago
That sounds like an amazing superpower. No one would ever suspect a cripple of being the DRUNK AVENGER!

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
hahaha
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VinnyGalaxy9 years ago
Since i'm drunk 99% of the time...WELP I SEE NO FOKIN DOWNSIDE!! :^)

Stetson9 years ago
Get off your fantasy and just do it

changerfett9 years ago
so...? always be drunk?

Jessirain8 years ago
Yes

swampy1539 years ago
i will have what hes having

aliniker809 years ago
Its easy stop drinking

Helpless9 years ago
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xLOSTxDARKLORD710 years ago
I wish it was the other way around where if I was sober I could do parkour and karate and all that while if I was drunk I'd be crippled. I don't drink alcohol so thats why. Lol

Meepmorpzeet4 years ago
Nananananananananananananananana Drunkman!!!!

andrewxboxer10 years ago
This is Me Already

Kefke7 years ago
So...a super hero?

JalenSellers8 years ago
To the person who created this question are you sober?

LegendofZelda11 years ago
Drunken master, anyone?

dat1motherfucker694203 years ago
Just get like a little bit drunk forever.

Hayley Opas12 years ago
live life as a cripple who occasonally saves the world, or who is rad at parties

EPICSEGWAYMAN8 years ago
once im 19 (legal age in canada) jus have atleast a drop of alchohol a day, technically under influence but not drunk

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VinnyGalaxy9 years ago
Ok, i wont read it, have a nice day!

Nightshade1017 years ago
Hahahaha NO

LeeSquire8 years ago
So I get an excuse to be incredibly drunk at all times?

ShiningComet22210 years ago
Solution to downside: Always drink beer!

SwissXheese7 months ago
By day, I’m a regular human being, by night, I’m a superhero. I have become batman. The world needs me.
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