Will You Press The Button?

DucksGamingDK9 years ago

Make a c3po to translate for me

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago

Can I not learn new languages? Because if I can't, 1) I DON'T have knowledge of everything in the world and this choice is a lie, and 2) I'll just build a TARDIS (because I'll know how to do that) and it will translate for me.

lewis04283 years ago

loophole

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Buddy418 years ago

Ill teach people the language or learn other languages.

Amiacc8 years ago

I can always right

Aaron129986 years ago

Its probable you know all the languages on earth, you just prefer that alien one

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

Write it down. Doi.

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

u know everything

Aniemaniac8 years ago

It doesn't say you only speak that way

Yourgesflergen8 years ago

If I know everything then I know English and other languages.

Fuckingassgatbitchs8 years ago

I am groot

GangsternauwL8 years ago

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lavabob20008 years ago

and i can type in english

Medium_Murdock8 years ago

I'll just write it down. Duh.

TheCorrupt8 years ago

Ha, then I cant talk to anyone on Earth, everyone is still stupid as shit.

GiannisXania8 years ago

Build a translator

Yeyalovesu8 years ago

Wth is that

Steph Vantas12 years ago

TARDIS translator

Hale McDonell12 years ago

I'd just write it. DUH

WewserLethalDude7 years ago

My thoughts exactly

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Julia Borges12 years ago

But if you knew everything there is to know in the world then you would know all the languages.

Alex Hartanov12 years ago

What if the Doctor is there?

All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

If I know everything I also know English.

Sir Internet9 years ago

I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)

Ze Awesome Prussia9 years ago

I would just automatically know how to speak the same language as people and write it down. Easy as that

TomohawkWright8 years ago

Your knowledge includes speaking a language they DO understand.

hamsterkid110 years ago

make a device that can translate your words! ha i win

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GaidenCastro8 years ago

Well, if you knew everything, then you would definitely know how to speak languages other than alien tongue. And that means aliens exist! How cool is that? Oh wait, they might take over the Earth and we"d all be dead...

Kiwi_the_real10 years ago

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bleachfetish9 years ago

I could write it down

MatBoi74 years ago

I"d rather not have the knowledge of horrible things that people have done

Wrong9 years ago

RISK OR CHANCES

OctyFox9 years ago

knowledge of everything in the world = knowledge of all languages.

BartekTomasik7 years ago

He"s speaking the language of gods!

FabUnicorn9 years ago

Nah I like to learn, and I like to talk (maybe a bit too much..). And know literally everything would pretty much make me insane since there's a lot of bad things involved..

Username11 years ago

I know everything i'll just learn those languages

LilCinnamonBun7 years ago

Well you can still understand English so make a translation book and get rich! Wait… wouldn’t that mean there’s aliens?!

HotPocketHomicide9 years ago

If you know everything, just speak in any human language you want.

Jenn Sanders12 years ago

What about when u meet a cute guy???

TheOrderTheChaos9 years ago

I'll build a fucking translator with my unlimited knowledge. These people won't even know what hit them.

Lgolding19 years ago

Use your knowledge to create a machine which translates everything you say in real time!

ScreamingSausage9 years ago

its language not tongue

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

I can still communicate with the other 29,942+ people, and I would know who they are.

H8_Seed10 years ago

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