Will You Press The Button?

DucksGamingDK9 years ago

Make a c3po to translate for me

stovelast month

wait but it said nobody, since c3po is someone, he would not understand you either

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Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago

Can I not learn new languages? Because if I can't, 1) I DON'T have knowledge of everything in the world and this choice is a lie, and 2) I'll just build a TARDIS (because I'll know how to do that) and it will translate for me.

lewis04283 years ago

loophole

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Buddy419 years ago

Ill teach people the language or learn other languages.

Amiacc9 years ago

I can always right

Aaron129986 years ago

Its probable you know all the languages on earth, you just prefer that alien one

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

Write it down. Doi.

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

u know everything

Aniemaniac8 years ago

It doesn't say you only speak that way

Yourgesflergen8 years ago

If I know everything then I know English and other languages.

Fuckingassgatbitchs8 years ago

I am groot

GangsternauwL8 years ago

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lavabob20008 years ago

and i can type in english

Medium_Murdock8 years ago

I'll just write it down. Duh.

TheCorrupt8 years ago

Ha, then I cant talk to anyone on Earth, everyone is still stupid as shit.

GiannisXania8 years ago

Build a translator

Yeyalovesu9 years ago

Wth is that

Steph Vantas12 years ago

TARDIS translator

Hale McDonell12 years ago

I'd just write it. DUH

WewserLethalDude7 years ago

My thoughts exactly

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Julia Borges12 years ago

But if you knew everything there is to know in the world then you would know all the languages.

Alex Hartanov12 years ago

What if the Doctor is there?

Spewkies9 years ago

Visual communication...?

Tacocats12459 years ago

I CANT JUST NOT GO ON TUMBLR. TUMBLR IS LIFE, TUMBLR GIVES ME LIFE.

Horsell8 years ago

Nobody ever said that I couldn't write anything in a normal language.

Asher10 years ago

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Memey-Boi4 years ago

I found a loophole: if I have the knowledge of everything there is in the world, I also know every language, meaning I can speak languages people understand

SirBiggles10 years ago

Oh man the loop holes. I could just write. Re learn English since I would have that knowledge. Build a translator if need be

alii9810 years ago

i will write

VOLDYGAMES9 years ago

Frikin write stuff

Ekill_U8 years ago

It says speak, I can still write out what I wanna say

Miranda Richardson12 years ago

Just because I does alien doesn't mean I can't write English.

GearHead 9 years ago

If I have knowledge of everything then I can develop a translator.

LkreDalgaard7 years ago

Have you heard about writing?

selfdestructbutton10 years ago

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Samono269 years ago

Animals then?

OwenLeePeeKen7 years ago

I support you genius

Godsrequiem10 years ago

"You have the knowledge of everything there is in the world...yet you speak an alien dialect that no one can understand" ..........Clearly either the person who wrote this question or the subject who knows everything has their head up their ass.

plaguepandemic8 years ago

This site has more doctor who fanboys than anywhere else, why is this a thing lmao

Dylanof200310 years ago

What is the point of life with no knowledge?

TDOS9 years ago

Reminds me of "More smarter" Regular Show episode

Arby23 years ago

If I have knowledge of everything wouldn't I know how to speak English

Solarcleric10 years ago

You only speak a strange tongue, you can still write so that people can understand you, or use sign language.

hellagay10 years ago

Write it down

MonkeyGeneral9 years ago

i have the knolage of everything witch includes languages

gamingyeti10 years ago

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ShelbyWagner8 years ago

I will learn every language

All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

If I know everything I also know English.

Sir Internet10 years ago

I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)

TomohawkWright8 years ago

Your knowledge includes speaking a language they DO understand.

hamsterkid110 years ago

make a device that can translate your words! ha i win

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Ze Awesome Prussia9 years ago

I would just automatically know how to speak the same language as people and write it down. Easy as that

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