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DucksGamingDK9 years ago

Make a c3po to translate for me

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago

Can I not learn new languages? Because if I can't, 1) I DON'T have knowledge of everything in the world and this choice is a lie, and 2) I'll just build a TARDIS (because I'll know how to do that) and it will translate for me.

lewis04283 years ago

loophole

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Buddy418 years ago

Ill teach people the language or learn other languages.

Amiacc8 years ago

I can always right

Aaron129986 years ago

Its probable you know all the languages on earth, you just prefer that alien one

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

Write it down. Doi.

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

u know everything

Aniemaniac8 years ago

It doesn't say you only speak that way

Yourgesflergen8 years ago

If I know everything then I know English and other languages.

Fuckingassgatbitchs8 years ago

I am groot

GangsternauwL8 years ago

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lavabob20008 years ago

and i can type in english

Medium_Murdock8 years ago

I'll just write it down. Duh.

TheCorrupt8 years ago

Ha, then I cant talk to anyone on Earth, everyone is still stupid as shit.

GiannisXania8 years ago

Build a translator

Yeyalovesu8 years ago

Wth is that

Steph Vantas12 years ago

TARDIS translator

Hale McDonell12 years ago

I'd just write it. DUH

WewserLethalDude7 years ago

My thoughts exactly

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Julia Borges12 years ago

But if you knew everything there is to know in the world then you would know all the languages.

Alex Hartanov12 years ago

What if the Doctor is there?

RGPZ7 years ago

That Makes Me Smarter Than Rick C 137

LassenWorld9 years ago

If I know everything then i can just make a machine to translate for me in every language that's advanced enough to sound like a normal person. So I'm not actually saying it myself but it is

19mcctre8 years ago

It doesn't say that you forget the language you currently speak

Zedzedzedzedzed Zed12 years ago

Doesn't that mean that I have the knowledge to allow others to know my language? ;D

Snowfrost9189 years ago

Build a translator! You..can, can't you? Also, you can't build a tardis everyone. The Tardis is actually impossible ( in theory at least ) so if you know about everything in the world that means that you can't do the impossible.

AmoshiMegan9 years ago

If the Tardis is impossible, then you don't know how to make it. Therefore, you wouldn't know everything. So it actually would be possible if you knew everything.

TheRealist8 years ago

If I speak in an alien tongue then what If I write it down and make a book out of it. Wait, If I have all the knowledge in the world, I can speak in different languages.

Antofepicness9 years ago

...........

Link9058RandomGuy90588 years ago

just write it down or type it or someting

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Nyanbarf9 years ago

I can just use a translator

WHY GABEN?10 years ago

Just use google translate duh

GalacticPeanut 9 years ago

I can write though

Jeopardize_614058 years ago

I can just speak a language that people do know, because I know everything.

kels10 years ago

Like the way you think alex

Kevin156739 years ago

Alien... Canadians are called aliens in the USA... so I can just move to Canada :D

Pottsork7 years ago

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tehhypergamer9 years ago

1 I can just learn new languages 2 or scientists can develop a special translator for me so they CAN understand!

Jack Watermelons Merritt12 years ago

well I'll know how Colonel Jack O'Neill felt...

devstars9 years ago

You SPEAK in an alien language but not wright

Cat-Bot7 years ago

*Writes out everything*

Dark_Games9 years ago

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Colebug8 years ago

I will just draw words on signs. Duh XD

BloopQ's9 years ago

I could just write a book

Panifex8 years ago

I have all the knowledge; therefore, I can speak whatever language I want

stephanzo10 years ago

NOBODY WILL KNOW YOUR KNOWLEDGE SO WHATS TEH POINT, DUMBEST 1 I HAVE SEEN

Napstablook2469 years ago

You can still wright

KarukikuPresses10 years ago

Wasn't thought through enough how about I just write everything down?

catnuns9 years ago

So many whovians here, i love this

Yukitai4 years ago

Ching chong mudda fugga. Git gut like me.

gamer10429 years ago

I know everything. Including ALL LANGUAGES. So i'll write my infinite wisdom into many tomes! Or spread it on the internet. besides most people think i speak giberish.

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