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You have the knowledge of everything there is in the world
but
You speak in an alien tongue that no one understands
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DucksGamingDK9 years ago
Make a c3po to translate for me

stovelast month
wait but it said nobody, since c3po is someone, he would not understand you either
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Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago
Can I not learn new languages? Because if I can't, 1) I DON'T have knowledge of everything in the world and this choice is a lie, and 2) I'll just build a TARDIS (because I'll know how to do that) and it will translate for me.

lewis04283 years ago
loophole
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Buddy419 years ago
Ill teach people the language or learn other languages.

Amiacc9 years ago
I can always right

Aaron129986 years ago
Its probable you know all the languages on earth, you just prefer that alien one

Star Wars fan 249 years ago
Write it down. Doi.

loverofbidoofs8 years ago
u know everything

Aniemaniac8 years ago
It doesn't say you only speak that way

Yourgesflergen8 years ago
If I know everything then I know English and other languages.

Fuckingassgatbitchs8 years ago
I am groot

GangsternauwL8 years ago
¡ FΓdφΔσξ, UΣhύdψ CπΞχιρ KωΣΦπΡ. Yκβθ OλΩη UςΛέ ¿ ~

lavabob20008 years ago
and i can type in english

Medium_Murdock8 years ago
I'll just write it down. Duh.

TheCorrupt8 years ago
Ha, then I cant talk to anyone on Earth, everyone is still stupid as shit.

GiannisXania8 years ago
Build a translator

Yeyalovesu9 years ago
Wth is that

Steph Vantas12 years ago
TARDIS translator

Hale McDonell12 years ago
I'd just write it. DUH

WewserLethalDude7 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Julia Borges12 years ago
But if you knew everything there is to know in the world then you would know all the languages.

Alex Hartanov12 years ago
What if the Doctor is there?

GalacticPeanut 9 years ago
I can write though

krtz3 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

Nyanbarf10 years ago
I can just use a translator

WHY GABEN?10 years ago
Just use google translate duh

Pottsork7 years ago
If you know everything then there is no point in living. Also knowing everything would just give you depression because most people with very high iq"s learn that life is nothing but paint and suffering except for those very few moments of joy, which are n...[Show full comment]

tehhypergamer10 years ago
1 I can just learn new languages 2 or scientists can develop a special translator for me so they CAN understand!

Jeopardize_614058 years ago
I can just speak a language that people do know, because I know everything.

kels10 years ago
Like the way you think alex

Kevin156739 years ago
Alien... Canadians are called aliens in the USA... so I can just move to Canada :D

Colebug8 years ago
I will just draw words on signs. Duh XD

Jack Watermelons Merritt12 years ago
well I'll know how Colonel Jack O'Neill felt...

devstars9 years ago
You SPEAK in an alien language but not wright

Cat-Bot7 years ago
*Writes out everything*

Dark_Games10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

BloopQ's9 years ago
I could just write a book

Panifex8 years ago
I have all the knowledge; therefore, I can speak whatever language I want

stephanzo10 years ago
NOBODY WILL KNOW YOUR KNOWLEDGE SO WHATS TEH POINT, DUMBEST 1 I HAVE SEEN

Napstablook2469 years ago
You can still wright

KarukikuPresses10 years ago
Wasn't thought through enough how about I just write everything down?

catnuns9 years ago
So many whovians here, i love this

Yukitai4 years ago
Ching chong mudda fugga. Git gut like me.

gamer104210 years ago
I know everything. Including ALL LANGUAGES. So i'll write my infinite wisdom into many tomes! Or spread it on the internet. besides most people think i speak giberish.

DV01009 years ago
I can still read and write and type in english SO I don't need to speak!

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago
Doesn't mean I can't speak english too...

bossman2110 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Funkytom4678 years ago
Discovery >> knowledge

Zane Bachara12 years ago
what if i'm speaking Klingon?

CallumBakewell8 years ago
you know and can write other languages though

lolivia_andfriends10 years ago
Well I know everything so i can just get a cure or just write a book

Tim Feldmann12 years ago
Bingle-bongle dingle-dangle yickidy-do yickidy-da ping-pong lip-py tap-py tu-ta! Wibbley-wobbley timey-wimey stuff!

Brofist9 years ago
knowlage of how to comunicate so people understand me
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