Five dollars fall into your pocket every time you breath out,
but
but you have to marry Kristen Stewart.
I will not


Theonlyonesam9 years ago
Why not she is better looking than most of the girls in my neighborhood... not a summum actress but hey she is cool good looking plus you can say to your friends that you date a star haahaha

WHY-is-EVERBODYS-username-SO-random6 years ago
Yeah, she fit
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Trentios9 years ago
We"re gonna need a bigger pocket

Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago
I`m a girl...

Goose_boi4 years ago
@Joepat1 no, there isn't, but if you"re not gay it"s weird to be forced to be in a gay relationship, and it"s the same for a gay person to be forced into a straight relationship
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katty.kattyz9 years ago
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HER SHE ISNT THAT BAD OMFG YOU GUYS SRSLY POOR HER OMFG

Theonlyonesam7 years ago
Leave Britney alone!

Daniel Handley12 years ago
they said nothing about not being allowed to divorce her

Datboi25085 years ago
True
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NitroZombies9 years ago
Kristen Stewart is Hot... No Downside

plunkdawg8 years ago
I feel like the copious amounts of money appearing in your pockets would eventually drive to insanity as you would constantly be emptying them

notthatimportant8 years ago
did the 5 dollars belong to me originally, or was it created out of thin air?

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
Thicc air

dudebro1019 years ago
Ok worth it in my opinion

Commissar9 years ago
You said it

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago
I have no idea who that is... *you may now kiss the bride* "hell no, divorce"

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
Still don’t know
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boilingwillya9 years ago
Who's Kristen Stewart?

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
Good question
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CurtisSharp7 years ago
I SEE NOTHING WRONG ! i would be fine

ur_mum7 years ago
wtf happens if you don't got pockets

Cylinder_tophat7 years ago
I adore kristen stewart and i would probably marry her regardless if i got the chance

SoConflictingToAnswer8 years ago
I don’t even know who Kristen Stewart is so I’m down with pressing the button

Lzke8 years ago
Doesn't say I can't cheat on her.

ShaughnNelson8 years ago
Who?

FuzzyMuzzyBeast178 years ago
Divorce :

Felix-the-cat8 years ago
This is great! Kristen Stewart is probably loaded!

Chase Essig12 years ago
I can't see how this would be bad.

Yeetaphobia694 years ago
HONESTLY, she hot. more than the metal slide at summer XD
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Pokemon4Life7479 years ago
Just divorce after the first day

TANGamer9 years ago
I Love Ur Name Too!
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Pika Girl10 years ago
Who even is she? Anyway I'm not into Yuri so no thx

thememescout9 years ago
YURI IS ANIME. IF YOU ARE A GIRL IN REAL LIFE IT'S CALLED LESBIAN YOU FUCKING WEABOO

HuTrêsBR10 years ago
one word: divorce

Joakim Bøegh Levorsen12 years ago
Divorce

Inka Halme12 years ago
She's kind of pretty, as horrible movies as she acts in. I'll just lock her in a closet.

Meghan Palmer12 years ago
I can murder her once we're married, right??

Ignathiel9 years ago
I'd go with murder as well ;d
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AmazingSans8 years ago
Just divorce. Simple.

MolianneCZ10 years ago
They said nothing about not being allowed to divorce her... so.... I'm not lesbian so I'll divorce her.... WIN

JKAIOKEN 9 years ago
Awesome she's alright, plus I don't have to be faithful so... yeah

18mlivingston10 years ago
Divorce for da win

EmperorYanka6 years ago
Step 1Marry her, Step 2 Divorcing her PROFIT

ShadowDoge269 years ago
:P :P :P :P:P :P:P :P:P :P:P :P:P :P:P :P:P :P:P :P:P :P

Renko_Aoi8 months ago
It's not that bad really

R4F3NDRA9 years ago
No downside

HeinrichHimmler11 years ago
win win shes fine af (girl from twilight right)

fluffypow209127 years ago
So i'll be a lesbian? I guess i'll just divorce her afterwards...

DottySpot8 years ago
I'm not a lesbian!!

roooo10 years ago
doing sex with her would be sooo cool

Jeff1231238 years ago
I’ll divorce

Sacodecarne10 years ago
Jajaja that is a good one

TheThinker8 years ago
NOPE

Loopiloop10 years ago
why not? i dont have to watch twilight with her and i will be the terriblst i-just-merried-you-because-i-lost-a-bet-husband ever

W01fkin3 years ago
Wait, who is Kristen stewart? If they are bad, divorce. If not, I live.

stileskatt9 years ago
Divorce

Bryan Hall12 years ago
dude i think she is hot... SOOOOOOOOOOO whats the issue here? plus divorce if it dont work. just saying

grene dae9 years ago
Where"s the downside? Kristen Stewart is hot af! Well, the only problem would be that I'm female and there"s a possibility that she"s straight :/

Grell Sutcliff10 years ago
Not gay...

Oldiron_795 years ago
Doesn't say I can't divorce her without losing the upside

Mr Musket10 years ago
I son't know who she is but I don't think I whant to marry a woman that I don't love or she doesent like me.

NoSniperAllShotgun7 years ago
I can just marry, then a day after, divorce without the court.
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