Five dollars fall into your pocket every time you breath out,
but
but you have to marry Kristen Stewart.
I will not

Theonlyonesam 11 years ago
Why not she is better looking than most of the girls in my neighborhood... not a summum actress but hey she is cool good looking plus you can say to your friends that you date a star haahaha

WHY-is-EVERBODYS-username-SO-random 7 years ago
Yeah, she fit
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Rainbows-Jumper123 9 years ago
I`m a girl...

Goose_boi 6 years ago
@Joepat1 no, there isn't, but if you"re not gay it"s weird to be forced to be in a gay relationship, and it"s the same for a gay person to be forced into a straight relationship
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Trentios 10 years ago
We"re gonna need a bigger pocket

Daniel Handley 13 years ago
they said nothing about not being allowed to divorce her

Datboi2508 7 years ago
True
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katty.kattyz 11 years ago
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HER SHE ISNT THAT BAD OMFG YOU GUYS SRSLY POOR HER OMFG

Theonlyonesam 8 years ago
Leave Britney alone!

NitroZombies 10 years ago
Kristen Stewart is Hot... No Downside

plunkdawg 9 years ago
I feel like the copious amounts of money appearing in your pockets would eventually drive to insanity as you would constantly be emptying them

notthatimportant 9 years ago
did the 5 dollars belong to me originally, or was it created out of thin air?

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
Thicc air

dudebro101 10 years ago
Ok worth it in my opinion

Commissar 10 years ago
You said it

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
I have no idea who that is... *you may now kiss the bride* "hell no, divorce"

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
Still don’t know
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boilingwillya 11 years ago
Who's Kristen Stewart?

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
Good question
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CurtisSharp 8 years ago
I SEE NOTHING WRONG ! i would be fine

ur_mum 9 years ago
wtf happens if you don't got pockets

Cylinder_tophat 9 years ago
I adore kristen stewart and i would probably marry her regardless if i got the chance

SoConflictingToAnswer 9 years ago
I don’t even know who Kristen Stewart is so I’m down with pressing the button

Lzke 9 years ago
Doesn't say I can't cheat on her.

Chase Essig 13 years ago
I can't see how this would be bad.

Yeetaphobia69 6 years ago
HONESTLY, she hot. more than the metal slide at summer XD
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ShaughnNelson 9 years ago
Who?

FuzzyMuzzyBeast17 9 years ago
Divorce :

Felix-the-cat 9 years ago
This is great! Kristen Stewart is probably loaded!

Pokemon4Life747 11 years ago
Just divorce after the first day

TANGamer 10 years ago
I Love Ur Name Too!
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Pika Girl 11 years ago
Who even is she? Anyway I'm not into Yuri so no thx

thememescout 10 years ago
YURI IS ANIME. IF YOU ARE A GIRL IN REAL LIFE IT'S CALLED LESBIAN YOU FUCKING WEABOO

HuTrêsBR 11 years ago
one word: divorce

Joakim Bøegh Levorsen 13 years ago
Divorce

Inka Halme 13 years ago
She's kind of pretty, as horrible movies as she acts in. I'll just lock her in a closet.

Meghan Palmer 13 years ago
I can murder her once we're married, right??

Ignathiel 10 years ago
I'd go with murder as well ;d
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Unavalible 6 years ago
Whats stopping me from murdering her, bribing the police, bribing the judge, and becoming president and ruling the USA

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#SPOOKY 11 years ago
Not much of a downside

KCH 10 years ago
Who?

dagirl 11 years ago
She is BAE!!!! No downside here 💞

fuzzybunny 9 years ago
i"m a girl

TrulyHopeless 11 years ago
Uh, no. The upside makes me a target for thieves and gold diggers, and being married to the most emotionless actress in the world would suck (and divorcing her would put me in the wrong since I'm currently nobody and there are probably still Twilight fans that like her).

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago
Thats alright

oldnotweak 12 years ago
she seems pretty cool actuqally

EmperorYanka 7 years ago
Step 1Marry her, Step 2 Divorcing her PROFIT

jakeinator05 11 years ago
run away then divorce her

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago
who's Kristen Stewart?

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago
OMG YOU MEAN I CAN DATE THE HOT SISTER FROM ZATHURA?! 😍

oldnotweak 10 years ago
win win. i dont see the problem

Hahawhy 12 years ago
I get unlimited 5 dollar bills and I get to marry a rich person? Oh, and if things don't work out it doesn't say that we can't get a divorce so I don't see a down side...

Velocco 8 years ago
Divorce immediately

Rodgerza 11 years ago
She's not terrible looking

iwannasleep 11 years ago
5 dollars each exale = never run out of candy so i´m in

ILTRUCE 11 years ago
EHWW, No thanks!

Fuckinggenius 10 years ago
Well if we don't count the fact she can't act, (at least on Twilight), she is pretty hot.

Shrimpis 11 years ago
Well, if I would get 5 dollars every second Kristen Stewart has her mouth open I would be richer than rich!

Animeilluminati 4 years ago
I will just kill her

smart one 10 years ago
say bye bye *holding divorce papers*

Dennis Gud Gynnestam 13 years ago
Oooh yes.

Tacofun24 10 years ago
i'll just divorce the next day.
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