Pokemon is real
but
Team Rocket is always successful at stealing your Pokemon
I will not


DrknssRules19 years ago
Team Rocket couldn't catch a cold.

ViolinAxolotl3 years ago
Sad, but true ( Except James, he’s actually sorta good at taking care of Pokémon and also catching them)
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Uncookedham879 years ago
...Which is why I'll live in Hoenn

Tricky8 years ago
I'll live in sinnoh, it is better there. Hoenn os my second favorite region though

AlexQuick8 years ago
Be friends with Jesse and James, they could just steal em" back, and you get more pokemon. You know what just join Team Rocket!

C8 years ago
POKEMON are real. Who said anything about team rocket becoming real?

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Exactly.

Manning Libby12 years ago
Kill those sons of bitches

KittensRule90004 years ago
exacly lol
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Philosorapetor9 years ago
Then I'll go in team rocket. Win win.

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WickedDartrix9 years ago
I'll either join Giovanni or go to the Alola region

WickedDartrix9 years ago
Mainstream Pokemon or Anime Pokemon?

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
and if the latter, which team rocket?

Myself1239 years ago
Team rocket can't even catch the flu

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago
They couldn't catch a snail

YOLOO9 years ago
so since pokemon are real so are Team Rocket ? is Team Rocket a pokemon and what do they wan't with me do i get transported to pokemon world or pokemon are transported in the real world ?

Kody DiMauro12 years ago
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Finky the Lizahrd9 years ago
You're thinking of Trubbish/Garbodor from gen 5

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ4 years ago
Wait, would team rocket now be classified as terrorists?

OborosTez9 years ago
Just kill them simple

IanMoxley8 years ago
Simple, i'll get "em back. just call ash ketchum

Furry703210 years ago
Solution: Get a gun. Problem solved.

MAK3X79 years ago
Pokemon ar dangeriuse, disolvong you with acid, eatimg your fluids, stealing your childrrn, all of these are pokemon entrys

KaiGrebe8 years ago
Slit their mofukin throats

LaLa200310 years ago
Either kill Team Rocket with a gun or join Team Rocket.

Nancok9 years ago
I dont even like pokemon ._.

The_game7 years ago
fight a few weaklings move to "Merica buy a gun come and get my charizard motherf*****

nerdybucket9 years ago
But they"re easily defeated

Miniprincess100310 years ago
NO! THEN I WONT HAVE PIKACHU. NOOOOOOO OR SQURTLE OR POLIWAG.

Eplayer_822 years ago
Well they need first catch these hands

Ryans21089 years ago
Ok well this is so fun

magicalwizard817 years ago
TEAM ROCKET CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!

alpan12310 years ago
I can always use the weak ones when they capture m pokemon

N8_064 years ago
I just always wanted to eat/hunt a Pikachu

bill chiper9 years ago
fuck team rocket

Bubbaz8 years ago
But what if team rocket doesn’t exist because this isn’t a replica of Pokémon

pleasesaynotospam10 years ago
CALL THE POHLYCE

Ryan Larimer12 years ago
Use firearms not pokemon

ChristianSmith8 years ago
Never said they had to be good. "Oh no! Weedle!" The crying is fake, suckers

ADAP1910 years ago
Me no like pokemon so... no.

TheEmeraldHunter9 years ago
you should always carry an AK-47 around for when they turn up oh wait you have FUCKING POKEMON kill them with the pokemon and the AK-47

Crazy.anime.girl.lover9 years ago
Burn them

Livy-bear Wolfer12 years ago
Pokemon are real.. The Dinosaurs are lies fed to us to cover them up.

ProphetofRegret6 years ago
It"s moim teamrocket

AmazingRosieIsNotOnFire9 years ago
If pokemon is real, no animals, no meat. NO PUPPIES OR KITTENS. Nah, i like my dogs, thanks.

Le-bro10 months ago
What will they think when I pull out a glock-18?

super person9 years ago
Ash will come and keep them away. Loophole!

yDonfCare7 years ago
Ash ketchum could just save teh day like always

memelord22410 years ago
Kick em in thare pokeballs

SachiLal8 years ago
Seriously?? those idiots can't steal no pokemon from a badass like me.

inkredeble10 years ago
Would bring a shitty pokemon with me at all times and a gun or some sort of weapon.

JayPlayzzz7 years ago
Pokemon 4 life boizzz

eletricpower10 years ago
How bbout killing them they r week

Snayperskya9 years ago
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aarbaggett11 years ago
i dont like pokemon that much

Tickytickytango3 years ago
I'll just go to a different region? lol

ItzLego9 years ago
then dont get pokemon

TheMemer9 years ago
*catches arceus* *arceus gets stolen* :(
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