Will You Press The Button?

DrknssRules19 years ago

Team Rocket couldn't catch a cold.

ViolinAxolotl3 years ago

Sad, but true ( Except James, he’s actually sorta good at taking care of Pokémon and also catching them)

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Uncookedham879 years ago

...Which is why I'll live in Hoenn

Tricky8 years ago

I'll live in sinnoh, it is better there. Hoenn os my second favorite region though

AlexQuick7 years ago

Be friends with Jesse and James, they could just steal em" back, and you get more pokemon. You know what just join Team Rocket!

C8 years ago

POKEMON are real. Who said anything about team rocket becoming real?

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Exactly.

Manning Libby12 years ago

Kill those sons of bitches

KittensRule90004 years ago

exacly lol

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Philosorapetor8 years ago

Then I'll go in team rocket. Win win.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

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WickedDartrix9 years ago

I'll either join Giovanni or go to the Alola region

WickedDartrix9 years ago

Mainstream Pokemon or Anime Pokemon?

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

and if the latter, which team rocket?

Myself1239 years ago

Team rocket can't even catch the flu

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

They couldn't catch a snail

YOLOO9 years ago

so since pokemon are real so are Team Rocket ? is Team Rocket a pokemon and what do they wan't with me do i get transported to pokemon world or pokemon are transported in the real world ?

Kody DiMauro12 years ago

Acquire garbage pokemon (I'm thinking something from Gen 5) infect pokemon with deadly flesh eating disease. (Sorry) Allow to be stolen. ???? Profit! Alt: Catch only Electorbs, only teach them self destruct upon being released from pokeball Wait for pro...[Show full comment]

Finky the Lizahrd9 years ago

You're thinking of Trubbish/Garbodor from gen 5

nerdybucket8 years ago

But they"re easily defeated

Miniprincess100310 years ago

NO! THEN I WONT HAVE PIKACHU. NOOOOOOO OR SQURTLE OR POLIWAG.

Eplayer_822 years ago

Well they need first catch these hands

Ryans21089 years ago

Ok well this is so fun

magicalwizard817 years ago

TEAM ROCKET CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!

alpan1239 years ago

I can always use the weak ones when they capture m pokemon

N8_063 years ago

I just always wanted to eat/hunt a Pikachu

bill chiper9 years ago

fuck team rocket

Bubbaz7 years ago

But what if team rocket doesn’t exist because this isn’t a replica of Pokémon

pleasesaynotospam9 years ago

CALL THE POHLYCE

Ryan Larimer12 years ago

Use firearms not pokemon

ChristianSmith8 years ago

Never said they had to be good. "Oh no! Weedle!" The crying is fake, suckers

ADAP199 years ago

Me no like pokemon so... no.

TheEmeraldHunter9 years ago

you should always carry an AK-47 around for when they turn up oh wait you have FUCKING POKEMON kill them with the pokemon and the AK-47

Crazy.anime.girl.lover9 years ago

Burn them

Livy-bear Wolfer12 years ago

Pokemon are real.. The Dinosaurs are lies fed to us to cover them up.

ProphetofRegret6 years ago

It"s moim teamrocket

AmazingRosieIsNotOnFire9 years ago

If pokemon is real, no animals, no meat. NO PUPPIES OR KITTENS. Nah, i like my dogs, thanks.

Le-bro7 months ago

What will they think when I pull out a glock-18?

super person9 years ago

Ash will come and keep them away. Loophole!

yDonfCare7 years ago

Ash ketchum could just save teh day like always

memelord2249 years ago

Kick em in thare pokeballs

SachiLal8 years ago

Seriously?? those idiots can't steal no pokemon from a badass like me.

inkredeble10 years ago

Would bring a shitty pokemon with me at all times and a gun or some sort of weapon.

JayPlayzzz7 years ago

Pokemon 4 life boizzz

eletricpower9 years ago

How bbout killing them they r week

Snayperskya8 years ago

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aarbaggett11 years ago

i dont like pokemon that much

Tickytickytango3 years ago

I'll just go to a different region? lol

ItzLego9 years ago

then dont get pokemon

TheMemer9 years ago

*catches arceus* *arceus gets stolen* :(

Stewart LunarKnight Dobbelstein12 years ago

Start running a team of magikarp

Techno_Lord4 years ago

Murder

Marta_pro9 years ago

Team Rocket? Successful? Nice joke

WickedDartrix9 years ago

Well an the anime that is.

DrDapper8 years ago

One pocket for the Mons, one for the glock.

Disgamedough9 years ago

I dont like pokemon ;/

SamanthaLRuda7 years ago

não se eu andar com o ash

GGuy123459 years ago

Ash (AU to Pokémon that is for teens and adults): Pikachu! Use AK-47 Attack! Pikachu: Pika? Ash: (hands Pikachu a loaded AK-47) Pikachu: PIKACHUUUUUU!!!!!!! --- Me: Team Rocket drops dead from my badassness, and the fact I flooded their facility with neuro...[Show full comment]

DaTrashMuff1n8 years ago

Be part of Team Rocket

goodman9 years ago

Nuke bitches

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