You are free to do anything illegal, and cannot die until you are 100.
but
Everyone hates you, with no possibility of them ever loving you.
I will not

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago
You"re already free to do anything illegal. It doesn't say you won't get caught for doing something illegal.

EclipseNotKnown67 4 years ago
I feel bad about the ones who said yes... good luck pal

NateMcCloud 4 years ago
The downside is how I feel already...this just means I can kill all my enemies and get away with it.

Srumsey18 10 years ago
Everyone already hates me 😂😂

Gigablack 2 years ago
I won’t hate as long as you give me my watermelon
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OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago
I will choose yes because I wanna be a cow. How could someone irrationally hate a cow so much? And I don't want to love humans, I wanna love cows.

That guy you saw 11 years ago
There's no upside what about the cops they would just find a stupid way to make you pay up.

qwertyuiop1234 11 years ago
Bro I don't care if people like me or not. I'll fuckin become supreme overlord of the world!

Knight Lewis 13 years ago
Its only illegal if your caught

Castleswimmerfan 7 years ago
Kill kill kill my enemies aka Chanel
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pithany900 11 years ago
*presses button*

Gmoney 9 years ago
Make um no laws BITCH

TheL3gend27 10 years ago
You can have sex with everyone you want without going to prison

PoTatoHeadPokMario 9 years ago
that"s what free to do crime is also free to rape

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
legal does not mean moral. the holocaust was legal, slavery, segregation, abortion(60 mil dead).

Deez_Nutz 11 years ago
Lots of rape

Cool snowman 11 years ago
You could kill them >:)

_Anonymous 11 years ago
Not worth it.

DaniMayestik 11 years ago
I cant press the fucking button! I need my girlfriend ._.

bio-viper 12 years ago
Raperaperaperaperape

Timothy James Luensman 13 years ago
Already free to DO illegal things, it's the consequences people would want to avoid.

Claire Nish 13 years ago
So pretty much how Dean winchester thinks of himself

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
Wtf is dean winchester

Dominic Lucas Henning 13 years ago
RAAAAPE TIMMMME!!!

TerloraKP 11 years ago
well you can do anything Illegal cant you drug them to love or whip there memeory

Uncookedham87 9 years ago
Lol, everyone already hates me

Watermelonman 9 years ago
STAY AWAY FROM ME!

Soviet_gun 3 years ago
Man why is everyone about depression

noah321craft 10 years ago
every one hates me already

ImPrettyDamAwesome 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

suitsinsuits 11 years ago
You could rob banks payday 2 style... ALL THAT MONEY!!!

Chanocraft 12 years ago
Megamind movie reference,maybe???

Dalongname 5 years ago
I don't wanna outlive my loved one"s.

Edgar Baragaño 13 years ago
Everyone hates me anyway, so I don't lose anything.

HauntedTeddy333 10 years ago
"When there are no cops around anything legal!"

piratesamurai 7 years ago
show me love bitch

Marcus Westergaard 13 years ago
Worth it

Zuzume Lolitian 13 years ago
Only specifically illegal things? like, you couldn't do something that wasn't considered illegal, but was considered odd?

EdgyPotato 9 years ago
Get a dog to love me. Kill everyone.

PoTatoHeadPokMario 9 years ago
but your dog still hate you

meatloave 5 months ago
unlimited jay walking??? three words : stink , on , shit

Coolcon 10 years ago
I would just steal an awesoms top of the line gaming PC and all the good games

Sophiab673 11 years ago
Proof I am a wuss

Darcy 11 years ago
100 years of sex and I can do it illegally what's the down side

Watermelonman 9 years ago
For example other people hating you?

Karlspel 9 years ago
So becoming deadpool? Sure.

plazmafighter 11 years ago
why does no on e loooove meeeee:(

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Because of bob. It"s bob"s fault.

NStudios 11 years ago
A lifetime of The Purge for you isn't worth a lifetime of being alone in the world with no one to ever love you. I'd rather commit suicide than have that happen to me.

FoxWithAMask 11 years ago
Tempting...but I value my friends and family a little too much for that.

Theamazingloser 10 years ago
I'll just wait for the purdge

rising_demon 12 years ago
There are no brakes on the rape train

brawlbri 6 years ago
kill them all!

FRANCOIS AWSOME 11 years ago
how do i buy things.wait i dont need to i just take things and go

FloweyTheButton 9 years ago
It contracts itself.

elmatador567 11 years ago
Yay now i can do crystal meth all i want.

UndeadDragon8 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

CN_CZH 5 months ago
无期徒刑:你好
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