Will You Press The Button?

WeakenedDrake9 years ago

Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried.

TinaLucia2 years ago

Let the toilet overflow

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Sherbear189 years ago

Stops wars, forces dictators and oppressive goverments to step down, orders murderers and rapists to commit suicide, shits uncontrollably. Sounds like a typical saturday night.

Bagout9 years ago

Diarrhoea means i dont go to school ;D

Sausagedonut1019 years ago

You could mind control your parents if there the 'get up and deal with it' type

Javongod3 years ago

Ok bet 👍

fluffyunicorn311 years ago

I can sit on the toilet and control stuff... sweet

Muefin3 years ago

I love having diarrhea

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

Just be on the toilet while ur mind controlling them

ninja78shiny9 years ago

just mind control the guy you hate and let them clean your shit

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

I think you might want them to eat your poop. >B)

theblazeYEET5 years ago

I would just go in my pants

Axelio Dalek9 years ago

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Ginamojo57047 years ago

PEOPLE DON'T JUST CHOOSE TO BE GAY, STRAIGHT OR OTHER WISE! PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY CHOOSE ARE SO FUCKING STUIPID!

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fluffyunicorn311 years ago

I can sit on the toilet and control stuff... sweet

Octomations7 years ago

I will just control everyone to clean it up and eat it.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Make people eat your poop. FINALLY, I CAN TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO! Happy life come here. B)

WeedCard8 years ago

I'll be on the toilet controlling the world. MWAHAHAHAAAA

Fartkontrol8 years ago

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Kittenlover1018 years ago

*makes bill gates give me all his money, putting my blood in a bottle so the mind control cells are in the bottle* I guess I found a loophole? Kinda? I guess I did.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Nice. Having this ability forever. B)

Gaber1938 years ago

So tour thrown for the day is a tolet and I would use my mind control powers to find ways to enhance my powers so I have them for ever. Then if I had thos that power I would rule the world 🌎 with an iron fist

Buddy418 years ago

Just wear a diaper

MakailahTaylor8 years ago

but you"d have to change it every second of the day

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

id make someone a slave to clean the diarrhea

IHaveABigDick9 years ago

Whoever did is a hoe

DonaldTrump4life$$$9 years ago

Im already like that #tolietselfies

DankDorito9 years ago

Can I control my diarrhea as well?

MakailahTaylor8 years ago

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Jake Phillips12 years ago

I have terrible diarrhea every day anyway

anomynousguy1019 years ago

??????????????????????? why did you say that, and why does it have 11 likes (currently)

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leon10 years ago

explosive diarrhea!

vicvinegar10 years ago

So basically I can have sex with my neighbor all day on the toilet

Kevin Kelley12 years ago

I'll control Bill Gates to give me billions of dollars and then be done with the diarrhea and have billions for the rest of my life thereafter.

Milli Sellfur Dogehor12 years ago

I will deal with this. I shall control the presidents mind and make him go insane.

Gabriel Loureiro12 years ago

I would control myself

TaterTacoma9 years ago

control yourself to not poop

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Signe Machado12 years ago

So worth it.

TheDisguisedFlamingo7 years ago

MONEYZ AND STUFFZ

Malou Lewin12 years ago

you can control stuff from the toilet... but will they be conscious and remember and stuff i'm more worried what will happen the next day

cristi10 years ago

L.o.l XD

MakailahTaylor8 years ago

why did they do that, wait they said everybody right??? you could mind control god and get him to take the dhiarea away, right???

dadnaya10 years ago

Controlling from the bathroom

Pumacundoonma9 years ago

Worth it

Celina Schwabbel12 years ago

I'll just tell them not to notice.

Azurali9 years ago

i'll have sex with everyone and go at the same time. works out fine

Johny-toucan7 years ago

Dousnt matter had sex

KindnessUrie9 years ago

meh people suck anyway

MGGoku8 years ago

Okay then

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TemmieArmor9 years ago

Doesn't that mean you can control your parents to not make you go to school? Just don't go out in public and stay on the toilet, controlling people from afar.

SimpleByte7 years ago

Diarrhea is not the end of the world

Price5119 years ago

If I had this power, I'd do so many things to fix the world.

MakailahTaylor8 years ago

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Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago

worth it

Pokemonfan10 years ago

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OEnrico3 years ago

worth it

that random girl10 years ago

*makes Bill Gates give me 5 billion dollars* Now all I have to do is make JB kill himself and i'm set for life

abcx8 years ago

Just choose a day where you don't have to leave the house. Make billionaires give you money and make your crush fall for you or whatever you want, no one said you have to see them while controlling them.

Mr.MisterYo9 years ago

But what if I stay on the toilet and control minds in the same time?

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