Step 1: Buy chicken fingers
Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours.
Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers)
The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)
Loading replies...
Cheyyoung0018 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome
Loading replies...
MasterVelyk7 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.
Loading replies...
DuffCheese8 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)
Loading replies...
Sam Montana9 years ago
This comment may be offensive. Press to show.
LOLLoopholes8 years ago
Comcast equals hell.
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
Your-Face-is-Enforip7 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)
Loading replies...
NiloGJ8 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?
Loading replies...
spawnofdeath8 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD
Loading replies...
Creeperkiller20008 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers
Loading replies...
Bryan Hao12 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker
Loading replies...
Me I and myself 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
cake_god9 years ago
Lol you fell for it you have got to be the bigest fucking moron
I rather have a slow internet, rather than i lose 3 fingers. YOLO
Loading replies...
Hoods9 years ago
lose 4 fingers
lets see here...*cuts off all except for middle finger*
oh, whoops! silly me!
Loading replies...
Disapprover10 years ago
Well i guess someone is gonna lose three fingers.
Loading replies...
JESUSKICKASS9 years ago
Can three fingers belongs to others?
Loading replies...
Darc5 months ago
Don’t choose your own fingers
Loading replies...
PezzDSpenser11 years ago
it never said three of YOURS.
Loading replies...
Chipperguy1238 years ago
So Smart
Loading replies...
KewlRanch7 years ago
Didnt say MY fingers
Loading replies...
Serwan On Acid12 years ago
first my left little toe...
Loading replies...
LauraLlama9 years ago
and u can get fake fingers
PurpleFluffyDragon9 years ago
Wow that is more desiring and gross
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
deathburn559 years ago
I can think of my hair as fingers and then lose three hairs
Loading replies...
Ambertails9 years ago
1: chop off a dead man's fingers
2: since you took them in your house they are now yours
3: lose the fingers LOL
Ambertails9 years ago
why did it put rn in my post .-.
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
Kalion9 years ago
ill simply take the fingers of my enemy and give them up.
it says "three fingers of your choice, not your fingers.
loopholes FTW!!
Loading replies...
Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Alright, a chicken finger, a fish finger, and my brother's finger.
Loading replies...
Arcaderis8 years ago
I could imagine if someone will simply make an animal or another person lose fingers... I hope I'm not the one who'll lose them.
Loading replies...
Cam_I_Am9 years ago
Why don't you just take it from someone else???
Loading replies...
Sebastian Simon12 years ago
Make that four fingers (including toes) – because symmetry (and fast internet) matters!
Loading replies...
Efe10019 years ago
BIONIC FINGERS
Kittenlover1018 years ago
OMG yes! Are you a dang lab rats fan?
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
Cutie cooler gamer9 years ago
U never said wut fingers o_O
The Angry Panda9 years ago
Of your choosing
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
Gomzi4 years ago
Me buying ladyfinger
Loading replies...
latinarose9 years ago
I'd take off both of my pinkies and that one finger next to the pinky (i forgot the name lol) on my RIGHT hand because I am left handed. I only type using my index finger and middle finger anyway which is really weird but that's just how I learned.
Loading replies...
catgod569 years ago
bye bye middle fingers, now I will never swear
Loading replies...
yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
lose other peoples fingers
Loading replies...
ShinyUmbreonGamer9 years ago
Well, at least I don't have to worry about lag on Minecraft =3
Loading replies...
JaeIsGay8 years ago
I'm a lesbian my fingers are important to me
Loading replies...
NightPhase9 years ago
doesn't say it has to be YOUR fingers... Justin Beiber just lost three fingers!
Loading replies...
happygolucky11 years ago
Go to the zoo and make a monkey lose three fingers.
Loading replies...
CorruptedFoxy9 years ago
Cut someone else's fingers off :P it's your choice!
Loading replies...
Look4thestars7 years ago
Ok, you may take my chicken fingers.
Loading replies...
Heather Booz12 years ago
They never said WHOSE fingers had to be cut off.
Loading replies...
COBRA779 years ago
I can live with that
Loading replies...
Ambertails9 years ago
it didnt say they had to be YOUR fingers ;3
Loading replies...
Project1299 years ago
Kalion has the right idea....But it does say "Lose" three fingers. So I suppose it depends on if it is all the way down tot he wrist loss, or just the segments extending from the palm, it really matters at what place the finger is lost.
Loading replies...
BatOutta6669 years ago
ok
*cuts of hitlers fingers and makes him lose his*
159 Comments
Login or register to comment
© WillYouPressTheButton.com • since 2013
Stats • Contact Us • EULA • Privacy policy