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Lightning fast internet, always
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Lose three fingers of your choice
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TrueFacts8 years ago
Who said they were your fingers

CODEX078 years ago
True

Ava Leeser Marlo12 years ago
Step 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

RosieTheCockatiel2 years ago
NOOOOOOO
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Mai-chan8 years ago
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)

Cheyyoung0018 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome

MasterVelyk8 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.

DuffCheese8 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)

Sam Montana9 years ago
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LOLLoopholes8 years ago
Comcast equals hell.

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)

NiloGJ8 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?

spawnofdeath8 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD

Creeperkiller20008 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers

Bryan Hao12 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker

Lzke7 years ago
Can I trade in three more for an awesome PC as well?

Danni Head12 years ago
I don't need my right hand...

billyandbobby9 years ago
Danget thumbs and toes arnt fingers

GodDammitBilly9 years ago
Id lose both my pinkys and whatever the hel the other

scheuerman9 years ago
I choose both thumbs and a pointer... On my enemy's hand

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Thumbs are not fingers
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CreeperMcLeod10 years ago
The thumb, pinkie, and ring finger on my right hand.

creepypasta zero 10 years ago
For the internet!

guigamer20098 years ago
I Will Buy Wooden Fingers

Nithan90009 years ago
Who needs the internet when you have 10 fingers?

P.F.A9 years ago
Didnt say the fingers should be mine

Ghopher19 years ago
Both Pinkies and one of my right fingers since i'm left handed

SJAZ5 years ago
does this hurt?

John Wolfe12 years ago
Don't need ring or pinky on right, or middle on left. Games all the way; I'm willing to give up fingers.

Me I and myself 9 years ago
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cake_god9 years ago
Lol you fell for it you have got to be the bigest fucking moron
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MichaelTDM7 years ago
I pick my worst enemy"s fingers

Npnvip9 years ago
I rather have a slow internet, rather than i lose 3 fingers. YOLO

Hoods9 years ago
lose 4 fingers lets see here...*cuts off all except for middle finger* oh, whoops! silly me!

Disapprover10 years ago
Well i guess someone is gonna lose three fingers.

JESUSKICKASS9 years ago
Can three fingers belongs to others?

Darc5 months ago
Don’t choose your own fingers

PezzDSpenser11 years ago
it never said three of YOURS.

Chipperguy1238 years ago
So Smart

KewlRanch7 years ago
Didnt say MY fingers

Serwan On Acid12 years ago
first my left little toe...

LauraLlama9 years ago
and u can get fake fingers

PurpleFluffyDragon9 years ago
Wow that is more desiring and gross

deathburn559 years ago
I can think of my hair as fingers and then lose three hairs

Ambertails9 years ago
1: chop off a dead man's fingers 2: since you took them in your house they are now yours 3: lose the fingers LOL

Ambertails9 years ago
why did it put rn in my post .-.

Kalion10 years ago
ill simply take the fingers of my enemy and give them up. it says "three fingers of your choice, not your fingers. loopholes FTW!!

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Alright, a chicken finger, a fish finger, and my brother's finger.

Arcaderis8 years ago
I could imagine if someone will simply make an animal or another person lose fingers... I hope I'm not the one who'll lose them.

Cam_I_Am9 years ago
Why don't you just take it from someone else???

Efe10019 years ago
BIONIC FINGERS

Kittenlover1018 years ago
OMG yes! Are you a dang lab rats fan?

Cutie cooler gamer9 years ago
U never said wut fingers o_O

The Angry Panda9 years ago
Of your choosing

Gomzi4 years ago
Me buying ladyfinger

Sebastian Simon12 years ago
Make that four fingers (including toes) – because symmetry (and fast internet) matters!

catgod569 years ago
bye bye middle fingers, now I will never swear

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
lose other peoples fingers

latinarose9 years ago
I'd take off both of my pinkies and that one finger next to the pinky (i forgot the name lol) on my RIGHT hand because I am left handed. I only type using my index finger and middle finger anyway which is really weird but that's just how I learned.
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