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35617 (38%) people have pressed this button, while 58028 (62%) did not.
Lightning fast internet, always
but
Lose three fingers of your choice
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TrueFacts 9 years ago
Who said they were your fingers

CODEX07 9 years ago
True

Ava Leeser Marlo 13 years ago
Step 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

RosieTheCockatiel 4 years ago
NOOOOOOO
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Mai-chan 9 years ago
*Grabs the hand of an enemy...* "These are the fingers I choose!" (Guys, it never says your fingers, just fingers of your CHOICE)

Cheyyoung001 9 years ago
Who needs those three fingers? Internet is awesome

MasterVelyk 9 years ago
I collect human fingers for a living, so have these 3 middle fingers I cut off of people.

DuffCheese 9 years ago
I aleready. Have fast internet........sooooooo.....(not to brag)

Sam Montana 11 years ago
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LOLLoopholes 9 years ago
Comcast equals hell.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Doesn't have to be your fingers. It says: Lose three fingers of your choice=Fingerless opponents. B)

NiloGJ 9 years ago
If you have animal fingers in your house you can loss it, right?

spawnofdeath 9 years ago
They never said MY finger... just choose some person you hate/ don't know boom! XD

Creeperkiller2000 10 years ago
Buy prosthetic fingers

Bryan Hao 13 years ago
Any fingers but my wasd pushers and my mouse-clicker

spoopyintensifies 4 years ago
Meta: Press the button, lose your right thumb, ring finger, and pinky so your capabilities of using a PC go down 0%

Adrian Orlando 13 years ago
Get rid of both pinkies, and ring finger of right hand, can still play any video game.

AnonymousAnswers.com 10 years ago
I mean, you don't always have lighting fast internet. The average Internet is pretty reliable. Plus, what are you gonna enjoy in life with only 7 fingers?

ToxicColinBurst1 11 years ago
i'd keep my milldle finger

Matt Dexter Adams 13 years ago
but those are all my typing fingers

Nxmzy 10 years ago
Fine for this once I will give him my chicken fingers

Lymle 11 years ago
Um... Sorry sir, but I'll keep my fingers... ._.

Larnx 8 years ago
They never said the have to be mine

BrennoVanzan2003 11 years ago
Ok three fingers of my friend kkkkk.

Scarlet109 11 years ago
sorry i need my fingers

oldnotweak 12 years ago
lightning isnt fast enough anyways

Rorison17 10 years ago
Step 1: Buy chicken fingers Step 2: Since you bought them, they are now yours. Step 3: Lose your fingers. (chicken fingers) The only downside is that you lost your chicken fingers

GamerBoyBobduran 9 years ago
🤬🖕
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Nithan9000 11 years ago
Who needs the internet when you have 10 fingers?

Phongmc2005 10 months ago
But it is worth pressing if you’re heavily addicted to online gaming or constantly watching movies/streams. → Playing competitive games (Valorant, LoL, FPS, etc.) with permanent 0 ms ping = a massive advantage. Watching 8K movies with zero buffering. → E... [Show full comment]

D4NT 10 years ago
I choose 3 fingers of an ape

SatanLaddd 11 years ago
Doesn't say that they are my fingers

Hobounderthebridge 6 years ago
I would use my left pinky finger, my right ring finger, and my right pinky finger, now i can be the world"s most effective gamer

Kyle St Pierre 13 years ago
lose others middle fingers. they did not say they had to be yours and they did say you choice.

Someone27 11 years ago
*Buys chicken fingers.* HEY! HERE ARE MY FINGERS!

Tnnt 9 years ago
Time to lose left pink left pointer and left ring finger

FIRE TORNADO 11 years ago
Well thanks to the fact that Doctors have been able to reattach fingers for a few decades now and scientists have been able to use STEM cells to regrow certain body parts if the whole chicken fingers thing doesn't work (which it most likely wouldn't) I cou... [Show full comment]

DAMAX the Rekker 11 years ago
I will lose my chicken fingers how terrible

Nour 11 years ago
Fast Internet= no social life and a 60% property of having no mates for the rest of your life

Lisep 11 years ago
Then i cant fap

SWZobell 4 years ago
Who said they were your fingers

Tammi Aries Amoah 13 years ago
But I'm a guitarist...

ZuRakkan 10 years ago
Lol thats fucking bullshit

Lzke 8 years ago
Can I trade in three more for an awesome PC as well?

Danni Head 13 years ago
I don't need my right hand...

billyandbobby 10 years ago
Danget thumbs and toes arnt fingers

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago
Id lose both my pinkys and whatever the hel the other

scheuerman 11 years ago
I choose both thumbs and a pointer... On my enemy's hand

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
Thumbs are not fingers
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CreeperMcLeod 11 years ago
The thumb, pinkie, and ring finger on my right hand.

CreakolotlCore2748 17 days ago
But they don’t have to be my fingers.

creepypasta zero 12 years ago
For the internet!

guigamer2009 10 years ago
I Will Buy Wooden Fingers

Nithan9000 11 years ago
Who needs the internet when you have 10 fingers?

P.F.A 10 years ago
Didnt say the fingers should be mine
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