You can read minds and teleport up to 100 yards.
but
You become 80% physically weaker for the rest of your life.
I will not


jfydft2 months ago
等等 一个正常人虚弱百分之八十?那不得坐轮椅?这不就是X教授?

RandomGuy8889 years ago
So you become a super nerd with teleporting abilities. By the way it's 100 yards = 91.44 meters...fucking americans and their Imperial System. Why can't they just follow the world and stop making it hard for themselves and everybody else.

lzyh4 months ago
因为美国人就是一群傻逼,智力能超过40都得祖坟冒青烟咯
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Gabe4Gaming10 years ago
Yeah let's Sans this shit!

Icode18 years ago
sans i dont think thats a good idea
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Krusek8 years ago
I can work it back up to my original strength.

HereComesDatBoi8 years ago
I mean, what if you"re super buff, then you become a normal, averagely strong person? :P

Lastbuttonlast year
who probably also looks scary (cus of the big muscles you slready had)

ZaneP12 years ago
Hah, 80% of zero is zero!

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
Physical = Weak. Mental = Bad heart, lung problems, mantal issues etc.
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Nutkin9 years ago
So I basically become sans? Score!

Star_Charter8 years ago
Yes. I can just teleport out of any situation.

KevinMoynihan9 years ago
If I can teleport 100 yards I don't need to be strong I could just play in the NFL and teleport to the endzone when ever I need to

Anthony William Whaley12 years ago
As long as I don't look 80% physically weaker lol

fiona_pardo 10 years ago
You would look like that because you wouldnt walk because your 80% weaker

Charlie Banks12 years ago
80% weaker, and you probably wouldn't be able to stand...

Gabriel Elias Lagrotteria12 years ago
wheelchair is the solution

Dalton Brodie12 years ago
Pfft all my friends know that i am Bsingly stong as is this wont matter.

Noah Joyce12 years ago
i'm already incredibly physically weak to the point that i can't run up stairs without feeling the need to eject my lungs through my asshole so pushed

Shadowwolf36838 years ago
So get 80% stronger then agree to the terms and conditions.

WatchThisMrKrabs4 years ago
I'm pressing the button because ZaneP is very correct

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing8 years ago
Better question for how long maybe 5 years maybe 1 second

10110 years ago
I already am.......

Redhulk918 9 years ago
All for One, basically. (My Hero Academia reference)

Doomsday537 years ago
Who needs to walk I can teleport all I need is a chair

Sera10 years ago
If I get any weaker I'm probably not even able to move my arms anymore

ziagrace8 years ago
I would just get RIPPED before I press this button

jossurr9 years ago
if I became 80% weaker than I am now youd have to burry me

mikekoopa9 years ago
doesn`t say that you can`t work out to become strong again

Mr_loopholeslast year
But I’m 90% weak

barlowsmash10 years ago
Wow ready people

Saayanna6 years ago
Well I'm already physically weak so...

Bigbadkid118 years ago
Lol I can still have be epons lol

The Unknown9 years ago
Weakness makes Strong ...

Nosels10 years ago
NEVER

Deathbox9 years ago
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agenderflux10 years ago
So basically, you have to walk/move with a cane/wheelchair and you can teleport & read minds.

oldnotweak8 years ago
that would kill you.

ReksYT4 years ago
Если ктото и будет на 80 процентв слобее то ты просто телепартируешься от негодяя который хочет тебя попбить это иизи

Drewman1238 years ago
im already weak

MARKIPIER10 years ago
I'll telport to a gym!!!?!

Warlord20809 years ago
So basically i wouldn't be able to lift a spoon because i am 80 % weaker.

blakepane10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Doomsday537 years ago
It never said you can't stop at a hundred yards and teleport another hundred

jackpg9810 years ago
How the hell are people not pressing this button?! You can just chain teleports together since no cooldown was specified and teleport literally anywhere in the entire world. @heehee I don't know if you're aware of this but guns exist.

michalely10 years ago
i dont think that you will be able to shoot a gun but you still have a buble gun if realy want to shoot gun

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
What"s the upside

Phoenixianking9 years ago
Ok so what I can fucking teleport

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
Go to the gym and or become professor X.

SQUIDQUA9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Nutkin9 years ago
I trusted you sans. You were my favorite character. And you betrayed me... WITH SPAM
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thebroslast year
bro i would literally die if i was 10 percent weaker no thanks

Toska10 years ago
So, basically Professor Xavier?

Nutkin9 years ago
Or sans (In a way)

QueenOfThrDragons6 years ago
Well if I get into a fight I can telaport 100 yards away instantly and as well as inside of a bank

Flameice2 8 years ago
So..... I am Mob psycho 100?

The HanMan10 years ago
Nothing a little Duct Tape can't fix!

Sumorooster8 years ago
I'll just get stronger and work out 20% more than I originally did I guess
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