Will You Press The Button?

jfydft last year

等等一个正常人虚弱百分之八十？那不得坐轮椅？这不就是X教授？

IamApparentlyLean last year

So I can read minds and teleport 300 feet. Oh no, I’m weak, and I can’t pick up this fork. Time to teleport my hand, with the fork in it, to on top of my plate.

RandomGuy888 11 years ago

So you become a super nerd with teleporting abilities. By the way it's 100 yards = 91.44 meters...fucking americans and their Imperial System. Why can't they just follow the world and stop making it hard for themselves and everybody else.

meatloave 8 months ago

There there , here , have a turnip

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Gabe4Gaming 11 years ago

Yeah let's Sans this shit!

Icode1 10 years ago

sans i dont think thats a good idea

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Krusek 9 years ago

I can work it back up to my original strength.

ZaneP 13 years ago

Hah, 80% of zero is zero!

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

Physical = Weak. Mental = Bad heart, lung problems, mantal issues etc.

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HereComesDatBoi 9 years ago

I mean, what if you"re super buff, then you become a normal, averagely strong person? :P

Lastbutton 2 years ago

who probably also looks scary (cus of the big muscles you slready had)

Nutkin 10 years ago

So I basically become sans? Score!

Star_Charter 10 years ago

Yes. I can just teleport out of any situation.

Anthony William Whaley 13 years ago

As long as I don't look 80% physically weaker lol

fiona_pardo 11 years ago

You would look like that because you wouldnt walk because your 80% weaker

KevinMoynihan 10 years ago

If I can teleport 100 yards I don't need to be strong I could just play in the NFL and teleport to the endzone when ever I need to

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

80% weaker, and you probably wouldn't be able to stand...

Gabriel Elias Lagrotteria 13 years ago

wheelchair is the solution

Dalton Brodie 13 years ago

Pfft all my friends know that i am Bsingly stong as is this wont matter.

Noah Joyce 13 years ago

i'm already incredibly physically weak to the point that i can't run up stairs without feeling the need to eject my lungs through my asshole so pushed

_AWDA_ 3 years ago

假如读心术读到了外星人emmm....=）

James Samson 13 years ago

teleport myself to where i want to go or to escape harm

Mo Hates Mondays 11 years ago

Then get super buff first

Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago

Just get robotic limbs dumbass

Manglesavagedoge101 10 years ago

Exactly

krisjuan123 11 years ago

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VanDakeIsabelle 8 years ago

I’m a little tea pot... POTATOHEADS for life

lavaleader 11 years ago

if i become 80% weaker... i dont think i could move, im already like 1000x weaker then the avarage human

Deadinside1332 9 years ago

80% of what??

AaronLightning 9 years ago

there is already a genius kinda like this so why not

Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser 11 years ago

If I pressed this, I would instantly die.

Aidan133 2 years ago

why tho

Tolnin 12 years ago

Use teleportation to your advantage in a fight.

Assassin_jay 11 years ago

Yeah I can tell when someone is going to hurt me so I'll just teleport away

Nytroma 6 years ago

Bruh got same question

uncleltr 10 years ago

Mega Alakazam?

Perill 9 years ago

You know we live in a sad world when people complain about the customary system

Wally2070 10 years ago

But here's the thing, if i can teleport, then i dont need the strength

YaskoBG 11 years ago

Nit bad, buut i did nott pressed

Davd 10 years ago

Shit man, that'd paralyze most people.

orangejuice_2005 11 years ago

just teleport to places

Creative_Name 9 years ago

Portal gun is faster

GarfieldLover05 3 years ago

I'm gonna read mindfs heaheahehh

AneskaBïtches 9 years ago

I wouldn't have enough strength to throw bananas at passing cars

HowlAlpha 11 years ago

I already suffer from 2 diseases that make my bones weaker so... NO!

Manglesavagedoge101 10 years ago

Only one time right lol also just get surgery or something it"s 2016 bitches

Mattrobt 11 years ago

i can just read the opponets mind then teleport away when they attack.

Gary_the_goblin 8 years ago

Telekinetic powers and space manipulative powers beat punching people any day.

Xero52413 10 years ago

I'm already weak

Creativity 11 years ago

80% of 0 is still 0.

TylerDann 9 years ago

Just go 99.99 yards

Shadowwolf3683 9 years ago

So get 80% stronger then agree to the terms and conditions.

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing 9 years ago

Better question for how long maybe 5 years maybe 1 second

101 11 years ago

I already am.......

WatchThisMrKrabs 6 years ago

I'm pressing the button because ZaneP is very correct

Doomsday53 8 years ago

Who needs to walk I can teleport all I need is a chair

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