You can read minds and teleport up to 100 yards.
but
You become 80% physically weaker for the rest of your life.
I will not


jfydft23 days ago
等等 一个正常人虚弱百分之八十?那不得坐轮椅?这不就是X教授?

RandomGuy8889 years ago
So you become a super nerd with teleporting abilities. By the way it's 100 yards = 91.44 meters...fucking americans and their Imperial System. Why can't they just follow the world and stop making it hard for themselves and everybody else.

lzyh3 months ago
因为美国人就是一群傻逼,智力能超过40都得祖坟冒青烟咯
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Gabe4Gaming9 years ago
Yeah let's Sans this shit!

Icode18 years ago
sans i dont think thats a good idea
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Krusek8 years ago
I can work it back up to my original strength.

HereComesDatBoi8 years ago
I mean, what if you"re super buff, then you become a normal, averagely strong person? :P

Lastbutton11 months ago
who probably also looks scary (cus of the big muscles you slready had)

ZaneP12 years ago
Hah, 80% of zero is zero!

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
Physical = Weak. Mental = Bad heart, lung problems, mantal issues etc.
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Nutkin9 years ago
So I basically become sans? Score!

Star_Charter8 years ago
Yes. I can just teleport out of any situation.

KevinMoynihan8 years ago
If I can teleport 100 yards I don't need to be strong I could just play in the NFL and teleport to the endzone when ever I need to

Anthony William Whaley12 years ago
As long as I don't look 80% physically weaker lol

fiona_pardo 9 years ago
You would look like that because you wouldnt walk because your 80% weaker

Charlie Banks12 years ago
80% weaker, and you probably wouldn't be able to stand...

Gabriel Elias Lagrotteria12 years ago
wheelchair is the solution

Dalton Brodie12 years ago
Pfft all my friends know that i am Bsingly stong as is this wont matter.

Noah Joyce12 years ago
i'm already incredibly physically weak to the point that i can't run up stairs without feeling the need to eject my lungs through my asshole so pushed

_AWDA_2 years ago
假如读心术读到了外星人emmm....=)

James Samson12 years ago
teleport myself to where i want to go or to escape harm

Mo Hates Mondays9 years ago
Then get super buff first

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago
Just get robotic limbs dumbass

Manglesavagedoge1018 years ago
Exactly

krisjuan1239 years ago
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VanDakeIsabelle7 years ago
I’m a little tea pot... POTATOHEADS for life

lavaleader10 years ago
if i become 80% weaker... i dont think i could move, im already like 1000x weaker then the avarage human

Deadinside13328 years ago
80% of what??

AaronLightning8 years ago
there is already a genius kinda like this so why not

Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser9 years ago
If I pressed this, I would instantly die.

Aidan13310 months ago
why tho

Tolnin11 years ago
Use teleportation to your advantage in a fight.

Assassin_jay9 years ago
Yeah I can tell when someone is going to hurt me so I'll just teleport away

Nytroma4 years ago
Bruh got same question

uncleltr8 years ago
Mega Alakazam?

Perill7 years ago
You know we live in a sad world when people complain about the customary system

Wally20709 years ago
But here's the thing, if i can teleport, then i dont need the strength

YaskoBG 9 years ago
Nit bad, buut i did nott pressed

Davd9 years ago
Shit man, that'd paralyze most people.

orangejuice_200510 years ago
just teleport to places

Creative_Name8 years ago
Portal gun is faster

GarfieldLover05last year
I'm gonna read mindfs heaheahehh

AneskaBïtches8 years ago
I wouldn't have enough strength to throw bananas at passing cars

HowlAlpha9 years ago
I already suffer from 2 diseases that make my bones weaker so... NO!

Manglesavagedoge1018 years ago
Only one time right lol also just get surgery or something it"s 2016 bitches

Mattrobt9 years ago
i can just read the opponets mind then teleport away when they attack.

Gary_the_goblin7 years ago
Telekinetic powers and space manipulative powers beat punching people any day.

Creativity10 years ago
80% of 0 is still 0.

TylerDann8 years ago
Just go 99.99 yards

Xero524139 years ago
I'm already weak

Shadowwolf36838 years ago
So get 80% stronger then agree to the terms and conditions.

1019 years ago
I already am.......

WatchThisMrKrabs4 years ago
I'm pressing the button because ZaneP is very correct

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing8 years ago
Better question for how long maybe 5 years maybe 1 second

Doomsday537 years ago
Who needs to walk I can teleport all I need is a chair

Redhulk918 9 years ago
All for One, basically. (My Hero Academia reference)
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