You will be the world's fastest runner
but
You would always have piranhas latched onto your legs.
I will not


Derdergetrolltwurde8 years ago

NeegErilast year
neekeri
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SOME RANDOM GUY9 years ago
running is tiring,so i dont want to be a runner!!!let alone having piranhas on your legs,but the piranhas survive only on water so,if they are tied to my legs they would be breathing air and die!!!

NeegErilast year
vitu hauska haahaa

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago
Get metal legs bitch

Zecci7 years ago
Take away 1996 from the numbers at the end of your name. The answer is your age. There"s a roast for you.

Anthony J Thomas12 years ago
Piranhas are actually pretty tame and they would suffocate anyways.

ci3 years ago
you know what piranhas means right?
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irishwolf8 years ago
So I'm basically the flash with fish munching my legs......what the HELL is the upside here? I mean sure running fast is good buuuuuuutt is there REALLY a need?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
I run rlly fast already

The Super Saiyan Ninja God8 years ago
Step 1. wright piranhas on a piece of paper (can vary in size) Step 2. latch the paper on to your legs. Step 3. ???? Step 4. Profit

qak8 years ago
It would stop hurting after a while

dmanowich9 years ago
I'll get piranhas tattooed on my legs.

the smasher9 years ago
who typed this?!

KurimuzonTora9 years ago
Running fast and my own fashion, what's the downside?

NovaJ7219 years ago
Well, I know that there are some species of it that never had teeth, so...

gabbo verde 9 years ago
How fast are we talking? There could be no upside... not pressing

Sinbad Brown12 years ago
could be fake ones or dead ones

BerndAdams8 years ago
Definitly dead. I dont think you run in water

Pinkuniverse659 years ago
Who wants piranhas on there legs

Thomas638 years ago
Where pants with piranhas on them

BR-storming3 years ago
Lack of information, I think it"s better not to press.

Yndigo9 years ago
So I just get piranha tattoos on my legs... done

Lolgirlforlife9 years ago
Even if they're dead, the piranhas could have died with their teeth attached to your leg. How would that feel? Your legs would be rubbing against the teeth, likely causing extreme pain and look loss. If it does cause blood loss, you would eventually die from that.

21st Century Caveman9 years ago
Don't worry, they'll be dead in a amount of days and just skin them and gut them and all you got is a bunch of bones

celiagold7 years ago
I don't like running....

Sami Cronin12 years ago
what about piranhas on your private parts!!! #dumbwaystodie

Rachel7980M8 years ago
lol

IdkTbh8 years ago
Yeah, if I have some piranhas latched onto my leg you can be for damn sure I'm going to be the fastest runner in the world.

Jacky1389 years ago
RUN FORREST RUN

caden wayne9 years ago
do the parhanas have to be real or can they be tatoos ?

NoNamedNoogieNoob9 years ago
They would die.

godorninja9 years ago
you wont be able to run

Glader_Girl82457 years ago
What is this

MuricanMania9 years ago
PAIN IS GAIN

Bamtan8 years ago
Will this solve me knee damage? If so then HELL YES

SmileyMelons 9 years ago
Amputate and get new ones...

Seth11 years ago
I could run away from an abnormal

Ft.9 years ago
Robo legs

D.Dragon8 years ago
GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF ME!!!

you-see-mee-replying2 years ago
people who get no bitches will do this so someone gets them to bite their balls

MangaMaster219 years ago
I don't run anyways.

SirPrototype9 years ago
i would Piranha Flash

captinpixels9 years ago
haha the thing is I have no where to go because I have no life other then binge watching anime in the dark at 2 in the morning haha

Idosru7 years ago
If I am the fastest runner in the world I can run at 100000000 kmph... actually I can run at any speed higher then the fastest person alive (could be light speed).

PEWDIEGUN9 years ago
you could just run so fast they let go

JoshTheScrub9 years ago
ow

some-guy9 years ago
chop off your legs and grow new one's...i did.

ReptilianFollower699 years ago
How can you run like that? I don't care about running either :|

Warriorjax7 years ago
You"d be running so fast that they would fly of your legs and if they bit you you will be the fastest healer in the world so give it a minute and it'll go away.

RedDeadBoy9 years ago
Dead piranhas on my legs ? No prob They need water Bitchhhhhhh

Nithan90009 years ago
The piranhas are gonna die anyways, 2 reasons, they can't breathe in air, and I have an AK47.

rocketman500410 years ago
what if everyone else just gets slow?

Sachi8 years ago
Piranhas.....no.....

LassenWorld9 years ago
Didn't say they have to be alive or real Piranha tattoo!

BanBanlast year
Nuh uh
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