Simple. My life stays the same. . . . except I become incredibly rich and powerful by giving perfect business advice to all my friends until we take over america together and run the country with a benevolent iron fist.
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OWalker10 years ago
Hey I never date but I have a lot of friends who do also I could make people pay me for advise
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MYTHIC11 years ago
I didn't need personal advice from myself anyways
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xCherrySoda11 years ago
Never said I couldn't lie.
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atomicjax10 years ago
thats me already
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visualtrav11 years ago
It never makes my life any worse, it just makes everyone elses better.
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That_one_emo_kid8 years ago
Me currently
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R3dstoneR3quired10 years ago
So I join a business and explain to the CEO during my interview exactly how to become successful, in my "opinion."
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brennan11 years ago
i would give myself bad advice
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andrewls6719 years ago
I could become an actuary, and demand lots of money for my fortune-telling.
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HeinrichHimmler12 years ago
obviosly, a heroin addicts advice is always gonna be lets go get some smack not you know, i think you have a problem
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keremthepasha5 years ago
This is literally what"s happening to my everyday
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9wilson9811 years ago
want 2 help friends
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NishaRoy10 years ago
so my current situation..... or wat.........
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Barbora Bublina Hlinková13 years ago
So it will be the same like it is
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CMHammond11 years ago
How about advising someone on the best way to earn you money?
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DavidRosky8 years ago
So me, but I give people good advice?
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pickledturtle11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. say your name ten times.say your mom's name five times. s...[Show full comment]
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mireia.aguado11 years ago
This describes my life
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Grifiano9 years ago
No one ever listens to my advice anyway
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Camalie11 years ago
To be honest, I would rather help other people with this
Even though it might drive me insane and make me kill myself in the long run...
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Tavern12310 years ago
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Imogen Chained Hearts Coles13 years ago
Its sad to think that this is me anyway
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SAO_Dude11 years ago
just find someone with the same problem as you
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Poofnugget3 years ago
So keep doing what I've been doing then
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djvoid22511 years ago
i can get someone else to give me advice lololololololoil
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Watermelondria2211 years ago
Thats like me
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DaRealConMan6 years ago
That’s my love life in a nutshell
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WetWer11 years ago
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Ouatislife8 years ago
So no matter what my life stays the exact same everyone I give advice to gets a perfect life and I am here giving them perfect advice and my life is literally crap
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Loopiloop11 years ago
why not
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itskirito10 years ago
you and your friend use this power: you help your friend and your friend helps you eZ
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