Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

20251 (33%) 41977 (67%)

20251 (33%) people have pressed this button, while 41977 (67%) did not.

You will succeed in all of your endeavors,

but

you will become chronically and incurably depressed the rest of your life.

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CKR last year

谁会按

235x0_fan last year

sigh i wish 235x0 was here.... he'd know what to do..... perhaps "manipulating the pearls."

TheRealGlacadia 3 years ago

So nothing changes then

Raius Valtheran 10 years ago

I endeavor to overcome my depression. Success.

SinonMercer 8 years ago

It...it says incurable you daft cunts.

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LilacKs 9 years ago

I already am depressed. So why not.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago

we need to discuss the banana price

TuXsOr 10 years ago

I would only get the plus side because I already have the downside.

HeyImEllen 10 years ago

Already am and what if you just tried not to be depressed??

thecoolfirepro 8 months ago

agree im 13 im trying to not be depressed and now im suicidal thx for the stupid assed idea man

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Tim J. Zakiroff 13 years ago

Already am

DanganKai-SHSL-Psychologist 4 years ago

RIP Also another best CHARActer of Undertale fan!

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Whxppy 10 years ago

I am already chronically depressed

One of five 10 years ago

Trust me, you don't want chronic depression.

thecoolfirepro 8 months ago

treu

WildMiniHorse 10 years ago

This comment section depresses me.

------ 9 years ago

SAAAAAME

Trumoose 6 years ago

But what if you decide to commit suicide? You would have to succeed.

MidnightSorrow 9 years ago

Fuck that i don't even have endeavors

AmlieMochalut 9 years ago

You can't enjoy your sucess if you"re depressed. There is no upside.

thecoolfirepro 8 months ago

I AM ALREADY INCURABLY DEPRESSED DUMBASS

SemiIsback 8 years ago

THIS IS ME

TheOperator 2 years ago

pages :(

jakeliweiquan 9 years ago

i AM SENSITIVE 0-0

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Try to be happy. It says you'll succeed.

DrWho3607 10 years ago

1) press button 2) succeed in being happy 3) A's in school here I come

Notyet57 4 years ago

You are never happy for what you got

Yekmzah 8 years ago

What if both are already true?

iamnoone 9 years ago

no downside. I'm already depressed, so if I could succeed in all my endeavors it will just be something good in my life once in a while

DivaPrincess 8 years ago

Sweet, no downside, ALREADY HAVE FRIENDS!!

Waffle911 10 years ago

Your life probably wont last long then

BabyDeer last year

No change...

kitasune 10 years ago

I have no emotios so u know >:3

Adinathenerd 2 years ago

To late I'm already there

GalceonGod11 9 years ago

People are gonna so pissed when I cheat on them with there wife"s o wait I succeed they don't find out

DaRealConMan 6 years ago

It’s not worth pressing the button. I want to be happy again.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Succeed at being happy?

dragonrampage 10 years ago

Combining anger and depression is NEVER a good idea, so no

RoxasOblivionSlayer 9 years ago

Yes! I could become Eeyore! (Favorite TV show character as a child)[Pitied him]

kongya 7 months ago

唉，我做什么都会成功。好无聊啊！太抑郁了。我去死吧！太抽象了这个选择。

Samaugsch 8 years ago

Is there a button that lets me fail in all my endeavors, but become whatever the opposite of depressed is?

Kirbwiz2076 10 years ago

Defy logic by making it so u get what u want and it makes u depressed....but i am already depressed so...

AltriveHater 2 years ago

I already feel nothing

Herogaia 9 years ago

Get over my depression loopholes!

songci 3 years ago

都这样了我还会抑郁？

ThisNameHasntBeenTaken 9 years ago

Fuck, I already am. Just a win-win

JEVMLG 10 years ago

all worth it

Darkgnaw 9 years ago

You could do anything like run on walls

Kirbyhasappeared 7 years ago

Already am! Whats the loss?

Gif_ last year

More contradictions.

KennyHarvick29 8 years ago

Already depressed so jokes on you! Heh...my life sucks dick... xc

ChaosHuntsman 9 years ago

Already this level of depressed. So ensured victory is only an up to me.

Syjj 9 years ago

So basically my life except for the success part.

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice 2 years ago

we need to discuss the banana price

Mr1worldin 10 years ago

So basically i get to be Robin Williams?

Deprestgamerguy 5 years ago

I'm already

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