Will You Press The Button?

Sgtprussia 10 years ago

My immortality powers gained from other buttons has cancelled out the downsides. Nice try brohaus, but nobody can outwit a Prussian.

Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago

nobody can outwit a Prussian, eh? try Napoleon

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InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago

This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!

NZDABOMB 8 years ago

I woud to help my poppa who died of cancer two years ago :( It was very sad he was so active until he was diegnost with cancer and they never said you couldn't be immortals!! Lol

Kitaro 9 years ago

Can I heal the two years?

Logan421 9 years ago

If you are going to die in a year and use that ability........... AHAHAHAHHAAHHH😨😨😨😨😨

Joshua Gonzalez 13 years ago

hell go and heal every kid with cancer as many times as I can ........ lets do this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ye_olden_memes 9 years ago

You are a true hero that us cowards look up to you in awe

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The360MlgNoscoper 8 years ago

Aging is a disease. Im immortal

Jackwatsky777 9 years ago

I can just heal myself...

DragonWarrior88 10 years ago

lol will fix trumps brain

Robi 10 years ago

Fuck humans,kill them all

Slurpyspider 9 years ago

Fuck urself cuz ur human

BunnyLover1101 10 years ago

I'll heal myself and make my life span longer

HeyImHereNow 10 years ago

So if I get ebola at twenty five, I'll just heal myself.

no i will not press da button 10 years ago

i"d be happy to sacrifice part of my life for other people.

Dramanurse 10 years ago

Worth it

HyperSeymour 10 years ago

No downside at all. I'll just heal as many people as I can (not that I could care less for them)

Pinkpoopyunicorn 10 years ago

just go and heal your closest member of your family that has cancer and thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elite king 10 years ago

Heal self

Tw20040828! 10 years ago

HEAL JESUS HEAL THE UNIVERSE HEAL YOUR SELFFF

samuelk 10 years ago

heal my own sickness and old age.

Jaeger 10 years ago

it would take my entire lifespan to heal one city

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

isnt old age classified as a disease? and death is a sickness.*world shakes and paradox destroys you*

Domixss 11 years ago

I would never cure anything from someone, because fuck people

CreepyerGamerX1 9 years ago

That"s your opinion i kind of see both side but personally i would do the same because who is their to say 1 life is more important then others its juat not right to make do that

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Chad Drake 13 years ago

Just cause you got it dont mean you gotta use it. It would be a nice back up for whenever there is something you *need* it for. And it doesnt say that you can only use it on you too.

Iryna Protasova 13 years ago

What would one die of, then? I can't think of anything that one couldn't cure

Allie54321 10 years ago

I don't think they can cure cancer yet

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Zach Armstrong 13 years ago

I would probably cure hardcore disease like stds or cancer

BryahFluker 10 years ago

They can stay sick...lol

Dreamer99 3 years ago

Я могу воспользоваться этой способностью, но учитывая что я незнаю когда умру, буду ли я это делать?

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Eveetheory 9 years ago

heal death

fimose-dragon 5 years ago

só existe duas doenças mesmo

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

Just never use it, unless you get something life-threatening like cancer of HIV

TjSalter 9 years ago

MrFuzzkims are you saying old age is a sickness and/or a disease

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Hey, there"s this awesome thing that the developers added, it"s called a reply.

JamesJay 10 years ago

Heal 5 Arab oil lords for $100m each and use 90% of the money for charity and to make the world a better place give the people with treatable conditions access to health care the rest I keep for my greedy self.

DeadCobra 11 years ago

Like anyone cares about others

Silver23 11 years ago

I know right **cough** I do

Skyfall2221 8 years ago

Worth it

zachh2 12 years ago

This would be fantastic. If you had a serious disease that can shorten your life by 30 years, you can heal yourself and only lose 2 years.

DarkPhoenix76 2 months ago

Life is a disease that's always fatal. I'd cure both life and death from myself and become a paradox, and annihilate the universe.

Darkest Light 11 years ago

ill cure people and when im about to die...ill cure myself and stay alive.. thats it

GrimmInfinity 11 years ago

Wouldn't you have to use your power on yourself 24/7 because you'd keep getting too old too live

TooSmartFurYou 9 years ago

Hire a scientist to classify aging and death as disease

BLACKCOUGAR68 10 years ago

I'm a greedy bastard, so no.

Gamity 9 years ago

So if I wanted world peace I"d die.Sweet!

iiSanAndressLaw 4 years ago

Gives you the ability if u wanna do it if u don't take it anyways maybe ur moms dying

WolfenShadow 11 years ago

Screws the world. I want my life.

Declan1221 6 years ago

I’d do it. Because you wouldn’t have to use the power

AbderianAgelast 12 years ago

It says "Heal," not "Cure." If it were the ability to cure any disease at the cost of two years of my life, then I'd already be dead and the world would be free of Cancer, AIDS, Ebola, Malaria, etc. But since it's only healing, and I assume it's localized ... [Show full comment]