Sounds good to me. Just my regular schedule but instead, i die if I don't complete my favorite action ever and on the upside I'm immortal. Even dying is a good aspect since I'm very depressed and slightly suicidal.
Banzai277 years ago
aRe YoU mY ClOnE?
OH MAH GAWD
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Jawadrian8 years ago
I think I'm making like 50 people immortal...
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M1ke-Oxb1g8 years ago
In a way this means your mortality is up to you. Technically this means you can die whenever you want. That"s a good option to have just in case you get bored of life and fear that you'll go insane if existence becomes infinitely dull. Unfortunately it wou...[Show full comment]
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AJSAWESOME18 years ago
1. Contradictory. It SPECIFICALLY states that you can't die, soooo...
2. I already do, so I win
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sh99er8 years ago
So i can chose to die, nice.
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Taylorthefreespirit8 years ago
I am masturbating now
Animefan97 years ago
Oookay, i guess
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Taylorthefreespirit8 years ago
I masturbate daily so no big deal
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KawaiiKira8 years ago
So, I can watch all of my family and friends die and watch humanity end as I"d be the only one left. Sounds AMAZING!!!! #ObviousSarcasmIsObvious
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BossLoky8 years ago
idk guys this sounds like hard wor- * slams button
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Killergorilla9 years ago
They act like I won't do that anyway
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derpyking2469 years ago
I do that any way
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Coolcatkitty9 years ago
I will not just watch my friends
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coconut167289 years ago
lol sounds like a win/win to me
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person3029 years ago
My daily life + immortality
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DoctorWhoFanClub1 9 years ago
The downside is? ... I
love his question
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Sudokori 10 years ago
Is stroking it for ten seconds count as masturbating
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livvyla211 years ago
This is a win win situation.
I see no downside
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Jeremy Dunham12 years ago
If you ever get tired of living you could just not masturbate
LREchoise6 years ago
So true
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L.n. James12 years ago
As far as I can tell, this works out perfectly for me.
so..my current life except i'll be immortal? wonderful!
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Elif Erpolat12 years ago
What's the point of being immortal? It'll get painful after a while. Every time you get close to someone or something, you will have to watch them wither away and die.
cajoplays9 years ago
yes but if you want you can die in the same day
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Zer0billion8 years ago
??????????? I masturbate everyday anyways...
I don't want to be immortal tho, so I'm not pressin" it
Panifex7 years ago
If at any point you feel like you"ve lived long enough, just wait more than a day before masturbating.
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NJWeirdo9 years ago
i jerk off like 3 times a day. so im cool
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LewisPC10 years ago
I never forget, fuckers!
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Blanck7 years ago
Fall into a coma and diesel after one Day
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KeremsWorld9 years ago
It says ıf you forget not ıf you dont so
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ThePaulDude3 years ago
I do the "downside" regularly anyway which for me is "reliving stress" so there"s no point in pressing the button.
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FlameBlaze9 years ago
Immortality sucks
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Jimena Alonso12 years ago
So if the world starts getting boring I can just die at will
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Panifex7 years ago
Fine as long as I don't end up with ED
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Yellow Emerald9 years ago
ha jokes on this button i will live for the rest of eternity
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MichaelWesterdahl8 years ago
Wait... Do I need the outcum of masterbation? Then I'm done... And what happens when I'm 60!? I won't get a boner then... And Biafra coats... How!?
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