You become immortal
but
You must masturbate once a day (minimum) and if you forget, you die.
I will not


Psycho3339 years ago
Immortality here i cum

Tasdid2 years ago
immortality here he cums
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TamashiNeko9 years ago
The only downside is becoming immortal.

Animefan97 years ago
You play Yandere Simulator
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JiggyCooter9 years ago
Who doesn't masturbate every day? No, seriously.

fibshlast year
how does it feel being 8 years older
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CRZY DEADPOOL9 years ago
Have a jerk off alarm.

Zac Workman9 years ago
WHERES THE DOWNSIDE?

kristallfire9 years ago
The immortality ofc

AwesomeBro4048 years ago
Perfect. I can be near immortal but if I need to die, I could so no downside.

anonimo12739 years ago
i masturbate more than that a day

Kappador8 years ago
If you don't want to be immortal anymore.. just stop masturbating?

Michaela Wallocha12 years ago
I'm sure most people masturbate daily anyways.

H4CK1SB4D3 years ago
Bro my daily is like 3 and my record is 7 no life 4 ever (kiding... not really)
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micmac2003129 years ago
For all these ppl being like "Im an Immortal i cant die" An immortal can die but cant die of natural causes (Cancer M.S Ect) But you can die in battle

TamashiNeko9 years ago
That logic makes about as much sense as the term "a pair of pants".

noobte8 years ago
This is my second time at this button

Natewantstobtl4life7 years ago
Jokes on you! Im a girl i can't masturbate!

SCG-11712 years ago
YEAH YOU CAN -my girlfriend next to me doing it now
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ThomasYoung8 years ago
"Oh boy 3 a.m!"

Kyle Nikitow9 years ago
So... business as usual, just immortal?

FurryDouchebag7 years ago
I masterbate 5 times daily so im good.

imavirginnn4 years ago
pfp goes perfectly with your comment

Emmy_B7 years ago
The downside? I already masturbate daily

Epicloler228 years ago
Sounds good to me. Just my regular schedule but instead, i die if I don't complete my favorite action ever and on the upside I'm immortal. Even dying is a good aspect since I'm very depressed and slightly suicidal.

Banzai277 years ago
aRe YoU mY ClOnE? OH MAH GAWD

Jawadrian8 years ago
I think I'm making like 50 people immortal...

M1ke-Oxb1g8 years ago
In a way this means your mortality is up to you. Technically this means you can die whenever you want. That"s a good option to have just in case you get bored of life and fear that you'll go insane if existence becomes infinitely dull. Unfortunately it wou...[Show full comment]

AJSAWESOME18 years ago
1. Contradictory. It SPECIFICALLY states that you can't die, soooo... 2. I already do, so I win

sh99er8 years ago
So i can chose to die, nice.

Taylorthefreespirit8 years ago
I am masturbating now

Animefan97 years ago
Oookay, i guess

Taylorthefreespirit8 years ago
I masturbate daily so no big deal

KawaiiKira8 years ago
So, I can watch all of my family and friends die and watch humanity end as I"d be the only one left. Sounds AMAZING!!!! #ObviousSarcasmIsObvious

BossLoky8 years ago
idk guys this sounds like hard wor- * slams button

Killergorilla9 years ago
They act like I won't do that anyway

derpyking2469 years ago
I do that any way

Coolcatkitty9 years ago
I will not just watch my friends

coconut167289 years ago
lol sounds like a win/win to me

person3029 years ago
My daily life + immortality

DoctorWhoFanClub1 9 years ago
The downside is? ... I love his question

Sudokori 10 years ago
Is stroking it for ten seconds count as masturbating

livvyla211 years ago
This is a win win situation. I see no downside

Jeremy Dunham12 years ago
If you ever get tired of living you could just not masturbate

LREchoise6 years ago
So true

L.n. James12 years ago
As far as I can tell, this works out perfectly for me.

MissRika9 years ago
Hahaha good to know xd
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Brandon Owens12 years ago
so..my current life except i'll be immortal? wonderful!

Elif Erpolat12 years ago
What's the point of being immortal? It'll get painful after a while. Every time you get close to someone or something, you will have to watch them wither away and die.

cajoplays9 years ago
yes but if you want you can die in the same day

Zer0billion8 years ago
??????????? I masturbate everyday anyways... I don't want to be immortal tho, so I'm not pressin" it

Panifex7 years ago
If at any point you feel like you"ve lived long enough, just wait more than a day before masturbating.

NJWeirdo9 years ago
i jerk off like 3 times a day. so im cool

LewisPC10 years ago
I never forget, fuckers!

Blanck7 years ago
Fall into a coma and diesel after one Day

KeremsWorld9 years ago
It says ıf you forget not ıf you dont so

ThePaulDude3 years ago
I do the "downside" regularly anyway which for me is "reliving stress" so there"s no point in pressing the button.

FlameBlaze9 years ago
Immortality sucks

Jimena Alonso12 years ago
So if the world starts getting boring I can just die at will

Panifex7 years ago
Fine as long as I don't end up with ED

Yellow Emerald9 years ago
ha jokes on this button i will live for the rest of eternity

MichaelWesterdahl8 years ago
Wait... Do I need the outcum of masterbation? Then I'm done... And what happens when I'm 60!? I won't get a boner then... And Biafra coats... How!?

infernix9 years ago
I do that everyday, so wooo, I'm immortal

Xenix4 years ago
No....
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