Sounds good to me. Just my regular schedule but instead, i die if I don't complete my favorite action ever and on the upside I'm immortal. Even dying is a good aspect since I'm very depressed and slightly suicidal.
Banzai278 years ago
aRe YoU mY ClOnE?
OH MAH GAWD
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Jawadrian9 years ago
I think I'm making like 50 people immortal...
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M1ke-Oxb1g10 years ago
In a way this means your mortality is up to you. Technically this means you can die whenever you want. That"s a good option to have just in case you get bored of life and fear that you'll go insane if existence becomes infinitely dull. Unfortunately it wou...[Show full comment]
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AJSAWESOME110 years ago
1. Contradictory. It SPECIFICALLY states that you can't die, soooo...
2. I already do, so I win
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sh99er10 years ago
So i can chose to die, nice.
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Taylorthefreespirit10 years ago
I am masturbating now
Animefan99 years ago
Oookay, i guess
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Taylorthefreespirit10 years ago
I masturbate daily so no big deal
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KawaiiKira10 years ago
So, I can watch all of my family and friends die and watch humanity end as I"d be the only one left. Sounds AMAZING!!!! #ObviousSarcasmIsObvious
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BossLoky10 years ago
idk guys this sounds like hard wor- * slams button
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Killergorilla10 years ago
They act like I won't do that anyway
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derpyking24610 years ago
I do that any way
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Coolcatkitty10 years ago
I will not just watch my friends
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coconut1672811 years ago
lol sounds like a win/win to me
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person30211 years ago
My daily life + immortality
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DoctorWhoFanClub1 11 years ago
The downside is? ... I
love his question
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Sudokori 12 years ago
Is stroking it for ten seconds count as masturbating
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Jeremy Dunham13 years ago
If you ever get tired of living you could just not masturbate
LREchoise7 years ago
So true
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livvyla212 years ago
This is a win win situation.
I see no downside
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L.n. James13 years ago
As far as I can tell, this works out perfectly for me.
so..my current life except i'll be immortal? wonderful!
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Elif Erpolat13 years ago
What's the point of being immortal? It'll get painful after a while. Every time you get close to someone or something, you will have to watch them wither away and die.
cajoplays11 years ago
yes but if you want you can die in the same day
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KeremsWorld11 years ago
It says ıf you forget not ıf you dont so
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Zer0billion9 years ago
??????????? I masturbate everyday anyways...
I don't want to be immortal tho, so I'm not pressin" it
Panifex9 years ago
If at any point you feel like you"ve lived long enough, just wait more than a day before masturbating.
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NJWeirdo11 years ago
i jerk off like 3 times a day. so im cool
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Nakkaschoddalast year
OH OK SURE
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LewisPC12 years ago
I never forget, fuckers!
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Blanck8 years ago
Fall into a coma and diesel after one Day
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ThePaulDude4 years ago
I do the "downside" regularly anyway which for me is "reliving stress" so there"s no point in pressing the button.
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FlameBlaze10 years ago
Immortality sucks
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Jimena Alonso13 years ago
So if the world starts getting boring I can just die at will
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Xenix6 years ago
No....
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Panifex9 years ago
Fine as long as I don't end up with ED
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Yellow Emerald11 years ago
ha jokes on this button i will live for the rest of eternity
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MichaelWesterdahl10 years ago
Wait... Do I need the outcum of masterbation? Then I'm done... And what happens when I'm 60!? I won't get a boner then... And Biafra coats... How!?
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