Will You Press The Button?

Psycho3339 years ago

Immortality here i cum

Tasdid2 years ago

immortality here he cums

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TamashiNeko9 years ago

The only downside is becoming immortal.

Animefan97 years ago

You play Yandere Simulator

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JiggyCooter9 years ago

Who doesn't masturbate every day? No, seriously.

fibshlast year

how does it feel being 8 years older

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CRZY DEADPOOL9 years ago

Have a jerk off alarm.

Zac Workman9 years ago

WHERES THE DOWNSIDE?

kristallfire9 years ago

The immortality ofc

AwesomeBro4048 years ago

Perfect. I can be near immortal but if I need to die, I could so no downside.

anonimo12739 years ago

i masturbate more than that a day

Kappador8 years ago

If you don't want to be immortal anymore.. just stop masturbating?

Michaela Wallocha12 years ago

I'm sure most people masturbate daily anyways.

H4CK1SB4D3 years ago

Bro my daily is like 3 and my record is 7 no life 4 ever (kiding... not really)

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micmac2003129 years ago

For all these ppl being like "Im an Immortal i cant die" An immortal can die but cant die of natural causes (Cancer M.S Ect) But you can die in battle

TamashiNeko9 years ago

That logic makes about as much sense as the term "a pair of pants".

noobte8 years ago

This is my second time at this button

Natewantstobtl4life7 years ago

Jokes on you! Im a girl i can't masturbate!

SCG-11712 years ago

YEAH YOU CAN -my girlfriend next to me doing it now

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ThomasYoung8 years ago

"Oh boy 3 a.m!"

Kyle Nikitow9 years ago

So... business as usual, just immortal?

FurryDouchebag7 years ago

I masterbate 5 times daily so im good.

imavirginnn4 years ago

pfp goes perfectly with your comment

Emmy_B8 years ago

The downside? I already masturbate daily

Epicloler228 years ago

Sounds good to me. Just my regular schedule but instead, i die if I don't complete my favorite action ever and on the upside I'm immortal. Even dying is a good aspect since I'm very depressed and slightly suicidal.

Banzai277 years ago

aRe YoU mY ClOnE? OH MAH GAWD

Jawadrian8 years ago

I think I'm making like 50 people immortal...

M1ke-Oxb1g8 years ago

In a way this means your mortality is up to you. Technically this means you can die whenever you want. That"s a good option to have just in case you get bored of life and fear that you'll go insane if existence becomes infinitely dull. Unfortunately it wou...[Show full comment]

AJSAWESOME18 years ago

1. Contradictory. It SPECIFICALLY states that you can't die, soooo... 2. I already do, so I win

sh99er8 years ago

So i can chose to die, nice.

Taylorthefreespirit8 years ago

I am masturbating now

Animefan97 years ago

Oookay, i guess

Taylorthefreespirit8 years ago

I masturbate daily so no big deal

KawaiiKira8 years ago

So, I can watch all of my family and friends die and watch humanity end as I"d be the only one left. Sounds AMAZING!!!! #ObviousSarcasmIsObvious

BossLoky9 years ago

idk guys this sounds like hard wor- * slams button

Killergorilla9 years ago

They act like I won't do that anyway

derpyking2469 years ago

I do that any way

Coolcatkitty9 years ago

I will not just watch my friends

coconut167289 years ago

lol sounds like a win/win to me

person3029 years ago

My daily life + immortality

DoctorWhoFanClub1 9 years ago

The downside is? ... I love his question

Sudokori 10 years ago

Is stroking it for ten seconds count as masturbating

livvyla211 years ago

This is a win win situation. I see no downside

Jeremy Dunham12 years ago

If you ever get tired of living you could just not masturbate

LREchoise6 years ago

So true

L.n. James12 years ago

As far as I can tell, this works out perfectly for me.

MissRika9 years ago

Hahaha good to know xd

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Brandon Owens12 years ago

so..my current life except i'll be immortal? wonderful!

Elif Erpolat12 years ago

What's the point of being immortal? It'll get painful after a while. Every time you get close to someone or something, you will have to watch them wither away and die.