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You will be happy for the rest of your life
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Everyone you love hates you.
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get_on_with_lifelast year
What if I don't love anybody? Also, for people asking how that works, your brain would be constantly releasing serotonin, therefore you would be happy whether or not you wanted to be.

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Then I hate myself?

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago
Nope, yourself hates you

Cecilia Sanchez12 years ago
how does that make me happy exactly?

thegamingpig7 years ago
True
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yurio8 years ago
Then- Im not happy... The fuck?

EpicFail9 years ago
How does that work?

My name is Tom10 years ago
So I can't be happy, since some uncontrollable force is making me. That would drive me insane.

Dominus_Mortem10 years ago
They already do

Nekofan200010 years ago
It's impossible even with the button

Furyfreeze7 years ago
Yay! My family and friends hate me! Isn't life just so wonderful?

gay_retard8 years ago
There is no loophole. If everyone you love hates you, your freinds, family, BF/GF, how can you be happy?

Tipsykitty8 years ago
Sooo...I have a completely happy life, but everyone I love hates me. I Would only have a completely happy Life if everyone I love loves me too

753868 years ago
Then how do I be happy

Iblis_9 years ago
I think that would make you sad.

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago
If im happy FOREVER then ILL BE HAPPY WATCHING ALL WHO HATE ME DIE HAHAHHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHHAAH HAHHAAH I mean GRANDE TACO!

hanjean9 years ago
Hows that make you happy what the fck

Maddi_Simmons10 years ago
would you be able to deal with that;Your Parents haing you;Your best Friends hating you?!? I,Personally,Wouldn't...

Wagon10 years ago
Some think happiness is being loved back by their loved ones... I don't even

Kane Gent12 years ago
What do I care if they hate me? I'm happy about it apparently.

Theis Kragh Rusfort12 years ago
then how can i be happy? :,(

Angel Lewis12 years ago
They already hate me

AquaSheep5 years ago
Great point.

Bergzbot10 years ago
Loophole: you are only happy if everyone you love loves you in return

AssHar8 years ago
I'm already always happy!

fuckinopg9 years ago
That isn't make me happy at all

Dat1Buttonpresser9 months ago
I feel like the other emotions are important too... so really both of these are bad things...

the guy who commented9 years ago
who cares if everyone i love hates me? im happy anyway

The Master Cat10 years ago
haters gonna hate

NIGHTFALL9015 years ago
Thats why I like people

Amber Schwede12 years ago
Im sorry, but even if love was toxic my happiness is not worth the torment they would go through of actually hating someone. and besides, life is about the ups, downs and the ever shifting states that remind you "yes you are alive, enjoy every moment of it...[Show full comment]

BraidenM17 years ago
Doesn't even make sense... Family makes me happy because they love me.

THE ROKK9 years ago
dont love anyone

DarriDJ8 years ago
Lol nope

renax049 years ago
So I would be the kid at school who everyone hates, but is still happy all the time.

Alitaher00310 years ago
So the person that I have a crush on already hates me, so meh.

gonzalez120710 years ago
I don't get why anyone would press the button.

WHUer2 years ago
Strange!If my loved one hates me ,how can I be happy for the rest of my life?

katiekat44211 years ago
Why would you be happy knowing that everyone you love hates you?

KaiRose9 years ago
How will I be happy if the love of my life hates me?

Katy20057 years ago
Then how would I be happy

Rainbow_Kitten9 years ago
Wait I love myself......

BattleGardevoir 9 years ago
I don't want my girlfriend to hate me

dankmemes1018 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished, pas...[Show full comment]

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON4 months ago
You VILL be hated und you VILL be happy!

PrincessRTFM10 years ago
Mutually exclusive - I will not be happy if the people I love hate me.

Dragunit9 years ago
That cancels itself out.

Y_O_R_D9 years ago
I will be happy it says so it doesn't matter

djgaming54310 years ago
what

MrStarLight4 years ago
This doesn't say if we dont press the button we wont be happy forever

Gemma Stewart12 years ago
No, because then I won't be happy because no one likes me!

Reid Cole 200410 years ago
If you're happy, it won't matter to you that your loved ones hate you. You'll be happy, NO MATTER WHAT. So I push the button.

Coolannachow7 years ago
If youre happy then if someone hates you you will be happy tu
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