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You will be happy for the rest of your life
but
Everyone you love hates you.
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get_on_with_life 2 years ago
What if I don't love anybody? Also, for people asking how that works, your brain would be constantly releasing serotonin, therefore you would be happy whether or not you wanted to be.

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
Then I hate myself?

DarthInvaderZim 8 years ago
Nope, yourself hates you

Cecilia Sanchez 13 years ago
how does that make me happy exactly?

thegamingpig 9 years ago
True
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yurio 9 years ago
Then- Im not happy... The fuck?

EpicFail 10 years ago
How does that work?

My name is Tom 11 years ago
So I can't be happy, since some uncontrollable force is making me. That would drive me insane.

Dominus_Mortem 11 years ago
They already do

Nekofan2000 11 years ago
It's impossible even with the button

Furyfreeze 8 years ago
Yay! My family and friends hate me! Isn't life just so wonderful?

gay_retard 9 years ago
There is no loophole. If everyone you love hates you, your freinds, family, BF/GF, how can you be happy?

Tipsykitty 9 years ago
Sooo...I have a completely happy life, but everyone I love hates me. I Would only have a completely happy Life if everyone I love loves me too

75386 10 years ago
Then how do I be happy

Iblis_ 10 years ago
I think that would make you sad.

Tap9The9Toaster 10 years ago
If im happy FOREVER then ILL BE HAPPY WATCHING ALL WHO HATE ME DIE HAHAHHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHHAAH HAHHAAH I mean GRANDE TACO!

hanjean 10 years ago
Hows that make you happy what the fck

Kane Gent 13 years ago
What do I care if they hate me? I'm happy about it apparently.

Maddi_Simmons 11 years ago
would you be able to deal with that;Your Parents haing you;Your best Friends hating you?!? I,Personally,Wouldn't...

Wagon 11 years ago
Some think happiness is being loved back by their loved ones... I don't even

Theis Kragh Rusfort 13 years ago
then how can i be happy? :,(

Angel Lewis 13 years ago
They already hate me

AquaSheep 6 years ago
Great point.

BraidenM1 9 years ago
Doesn't even make sense... Family makes me happy because they love me.

THE ROKK 10 years ago
dont love anyone

DarriDJ 9 years ago
Lol nope

renax04 10 years ago
So I would be the kid at school who everyone hates, but is still happy all the time.

Alitaher003 11 years ago
So the person that I have a crush on already hates me, so meh.

gonzalez1207 11 years ago
I don't get why anyone would press the button.

WHUer 3 years ago
Strange!If my loved one hates me ,how can I be happy for the rest of my life?

katiekat442 12 years ago
Why would you be happy knowing that everyone you love hates you?

KaiRose 10 years ago
How will I be happy if the love of my life hates me?

Katy2005 8 years ago
Then how would I be happy

Rainbow_Kitten 10 years ago
Wait I love myself......

BattleGardevoir 10 years ago
I don't want my girlfriend to hate me

dankmemes101 9 years ago
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Dragunit 11 years ago
That cancels itself out.

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON 2 years ago
You VILL be hated und you VILL be happy!

PrincessRTFM 11 years ago
Mutually exclusive - I will not be happy if the people I love hate me.

MrStarLight 5 years ago
This doesn't say if we dont press the button we wont be happy forever

Gemma Stewart 13 years ago
No, because then I won't be happy because no one likes me!

Y_O_R_D 10 years ago
I will be happy it says so it doesn't matter

djgaming543 11 years ago
what

THE ROKK 10 years ago
JUST DONT LOVE ANYONE LIKE THEM

Reid Cole 2004 11 years ago
If you're happy, it won't matter to you that your loved ones hate you. You'll be happy, NO MATTER WHAT. So I push the button.

Coolannachow 9 years ago
If youre happy then if someone hates you you will be happy tu

omerk28 11 years ago
ur happy forever so i cant be upset .... GG GAME

aproy 10 years ago
Hate you because of your happiness, or in general?

zoronic 11 years ago
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the planet of questions 12 years ago
I can't feel love so that's how katiekat

Xxsan231 11 years ago
I don't even love anyone so... NO DOWNSIDE!!!!!!!

Templar15 8 years ago
I dont see how you can be happy

Vash Sardonyx 13 years ago
HOW IS THIS HAPPY!?
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