Will You Press The Button?

get_on_with_lifelast year

What if I don't love anybody? Also, for people asking how that works, your brain would be constantly releasing serotonin, therefore you would be happy whether or not you wanted to be.

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Then I hate myself?

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago

Nope, yourself hates you

Cecilia Sanchez12 years ago

how does that make me happy exactly?

thegamingpig7 years ago

True

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yurio8 years ago

Then- Im not happy... The fuck?

EpicFail8 years ago

How does that work?

My name is Tom9 years ago

So I can't be happy, since some uncontrollable force is making me. That would drive me insane.

Dominus_Mortem9 years ago

They already do

Nekofan20009 years ago

It's impossible even with the button

Furyfreeze7 years ago

Yay! My family and friends hate me! Isn't life just so wonderful?

gay_retard7 years ago

There is no loophole. If everyone you love hates you, your freinds, family, BF/GF, how can you be happy?

Tipsykitty8 years ago

Sooo...I have a completely happy life, but everyone I love hates me. I Would only have a completely happy Life if everyone I love loves me too

753868 years ago

Then how do I be happy

Iblis_9 years ago

I think that would make you sad.

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago

If im happy FOREVER then ILL BE HAPPY WATCHING ALL WHO HATE ME DIE HAHAHHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHHAAH HAHHAAH I mean GRANDE TACO!

hanjean9 years ago

Hows that make you happy what the fck

Maddi_Simmons9 years ago

would you be able to deal with that;Your Parents haing you;Your best Friends hating you?!? I,Personally,Wouldn't...

Wagon9 years ago

Some think happiness is being loved back by their loved ones... I don't even

Kane Gent12 years ago

What do I care if they hate me? I'm happy about it apparently.

Theis Kragh Rusfort12 years ago

then how can i be happy? :,(

Angel Lewis12 years ago

They already hate me

AquaSheep5 years ago

Great point.

WHUer2 years ago

Strange!If my loved one hates me ,how can I be happy for the rest of my life?

katiekat44211 years ago

Why would you be happy knowing that everyone you love hates you?

KaiRose8 years ago

How will I be happy if the love of my life hates me?

gonzalez12079 years ago

I don't get why anyone would press the button.

Rainbow_Kitten9 years ago

Wait I love myself......

Katy20057 years ago

Then how would I be happy

BattleGardevoir 9 years ago

I don't want my girlfriend to hate me

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SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON3 months ago

You VILL be hated und you VILL be happy!

PrincessRTFM10 years ago

Mutually exclusive - I will not be happy if the people I love hate me.

Dragunit9 years ago

That cancels itself out.

Y_O_R_D9 years ago

I will be happy it says so it doesn't matter

djgaming5439 years ago

what

MrStarLight4 years ago

This doesn't say if we dont press the button we wont be happy forever

Gemma Stewart12 years ago

No, because then I won't be happy because no one likes me!

Reid Cole 20049 years ago

If you're happy, it won't matter to you that your loved ones hate you. You'll be happy, NO MATTER WHAT. So I push the button.

Coolannachow7 years ago

If youre happy then if someone hates you you will be happy tu

THE ROKK9 years ago

JUST DONT LOVE ANYONE LIKE THEM

aproy9 years ago

Hate you because of your happiness, or in general?

omerk289 years ago

ur happy forever so i cant be upset .... GG GAME

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