LOTR was a book series long before it was a movie series!!!
Stop saying "I didn't watch lord of the rings" and start saying "I didn't read lord of the rings"!!!
I am IronStomachpheus.. wait what do you mean hes not a Character? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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CenaCentury10 years ago
Friendly version of smaug getting hit by an elder person, case closed, would feel like a butterfly on my stomach
AF9 years ago
Smaug"s soft spot is on his stomach!!!
Plus, it said lord of the rings, and Smaug dies in the hobbit.
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SteelAssassin11 years ago
No internet. No me
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Catperson426 years ago
Me *Gets armor*
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SunsetRedRobots11 years ago
Small price, my friends. Small price.
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eligamer17311 years ago
So my average life except I get to be in Lord of The Rings?
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ohBoiGalaxy8 years ago
I hate Lord of the Rings
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chocochip100110 years ago
Why is this 50% 50%??????
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onepricklycactus9 years ago
Legolass
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yoshi-fuks11 years ago
am i getting a dragon? if i am than hell yes, and how hard is this punch in the stomach are we talking about? i would get used to it overtime.
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Meowzic11 years ago
*Presses it*
WAIT PUNCHED BY WHOM?
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Ahnking11 years ago
I hate lord of the ring
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Jimmy_Lightning11 months ago
Sometimes I fantasize about LOTR coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. It kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then it starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive it. It holds me all night as I gently cry into its chest
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jomama11 years ago
Me no like Lord Of The Rings, do not hate.
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TheNerdLord6 years ago
"My wings are a hurricane!"
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MrDerp6411 years ago
THERE IARE LITERALLY ZERO DOWNSIDES HERE
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pressmedont12310 years ago
be treebeard problem solved
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JexMinecrafan11 years ago
Theres no internet in their universe sooo...yeah
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Kevin1567310 years ago
Gandalf the Grey, YOU SHALL NOT PASS my doorway so you can punch my in me tummy, then I'd turn into Gandalf the white.. cause he's cool too...
since i pressed the button for a geinie one i could just BOOM INVUNRBLE
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Oskux11 years ago
IMMA FINALLY GONNA BE WIZARDDDD
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Ionut Ionescu11 years ago
I will wear armor:)
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Betelguese5 years ago
hi, my name is betelguese, and i am a"zombie star" because i explode on a hypernova again, and again, and again.
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RhysIsGreat11 years ago
just wear some badass elven armor
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TC6IDM11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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alexriveraced8 years ago
My belly will become hard af
alexriveraced8 years ago
Okay, that sounded childish, but it"s true
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Steve Byrnes13 years ago
treebeard you wanna punch me brah? go ahead
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Starmany10 years ago
If i am Frodo then i wouldn't get hurt because of the mithril chestpiece
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IAmTotallyNotRay9 years ago
I haven’t seen lord of the rings, but having someone wake me up in the morning is amazing, so hell yes!
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ThatDudeDownTheStreet10 years ago
I'll just wear armour bye bye to that persons hand
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sa711 years ago
* Protects Stomach with armour *
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Askateboardingwaffle11 years ago
Dont watch
AF9 years ago
Don't tell people to not watch it just because you didn't like it!!!!
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